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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,552
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. The Lone Ranger in Despair

    Started by John Saxton, 6th September 2002 12:30 PM
    blond, brought, chief, despair, enters, evening, eye, horizon, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, ranger, rangers, request, returns, silver, speak, spends, square, tent, whispers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,175
    Gino
    7th September 2002, 12:40 AM Go to last post

  2. Doctor joke

    Started by Tristan Croll, 6th September 2002 10:30 AM
    doctor, doctors, gladwrap, guy, joke, nuts, office, shorts, walks, wearing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,224
    Tristan Croll
    6th September 2002, 10:30 AM Go to last post

  3. DNA - WHAT DO THESE LETTERS STAND FOR?

    Started by DPB, 5th September 2002 12:53 PM
    association, canuck, dna, dyslexic, letters, luck, national, planning, residue, stand, woodchuck
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,763
    Iain
    5th September 2002, 02:39 PM Go to last post

  4. Thumbs up Pirate Story

    Started by Iain, 5th September 2002 08:13 AM
    2002.], bad, bartender, battle, checking, crapped, cut, day, doc, edited, eye, fine, fixed, hook, kidding, leg, looked, lost, message, paste, pirate, robbo, sea, september, ship, story, struck, time, tooradin, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,233
    Iain
    5th September 2002, 08:13 AM Go to last post

  5. Talking women

    Started by Gino, 4th September 2002 11:03 PM
    agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, cia, door, eyes, finally, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, shot, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, tears, wife, wiped, woman, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,027
    Gino
    4th September 2002, 11:03 PM Go to last post

  6. Smile The good, the bad & the ugly

    Started by DarrylF, 29th August 2002 09:47 PM
    bad, bees, birds, carrying, christmas, clients, corrections, coworkers, cross-dresser, dating, daughter, fashion, fatigues, friend, good, hooker, husband, interrupting, job, makes, money, postmans, pregnant, shotgun, son, talk, ugly, understands, wearing, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,294
    DarrylF
    29th August 2002, 09:47 PM Go to last post

  7. Professional Worrier

    Started by oges, 23rd August 2002 06:41 PM
    $1000.00, anymore, change, compulsive, dramatic, f@#, found, friend, friends, george, hell, hired, noticed, overcome, pay, professional, replied, single, thousand, week, worried, worrier
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,352
    soundman
    23rd August 2002, 10:21 PM Go to last post

  8. learning from history

    Started by fxst, 22nd August 2002 11:52 AM
    2002.], advantage, amateurs;, ark, august, board, boat, build, built, cheetahs, edited, future, ground, heavens, history, job, learning, message, overboard, pairs, professionals, remember, robbo, sake, snails, speed, ten, titanic, travel, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,170
    fxst
    22nd August 2002, 11:52 AM Go to last post

  9. definitions

    Started by fxst, 18th August 2002 11:39 PM
    bonding, book, by-product, changing, concert, definitions, device, digestion, drinking, embarrassing, en-ter-tayn-ment, endless, entertainment, expression, female, flach-u-lens, flatulence, girlfriend, intimacy, love, luv, male, may-king, movie, play, self-expression, source, thing-ee, thingy, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,241
    fxst
    18th August 2002, 11:39 PM Go to last post

  10. Fred Nile

    Started by fxst, 18th August 2002 11:37 PM
    352, abomination, altar, buy, claims, clarify, deal, death, exodus, feels, fred, friend, gods, insists, kill, lev, mexicans, mine, morally, nations, neighbor, nile, obligated, odor, people, pleasing, queenslanders, sabbath, slaves, unchanging
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,786
    fxst
    18th August 2002, 11:37 PM Go to last post

  11. words of wisdom..

    Started by Kev Y., 13th August 2002 10:05 PM
    2002.], alike, august, begins, brudda, edited, encounters, hammer, message, nail, wisdom, wives, words, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,211
    Kev Y.
    13th August 2002, 10:05 PM Go to last post

  12. RULES FOR CHOOSING THAT PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR GUY...

    Started by oges, 12th August 2002 09:28 AM
    auto, barbecue, bathrobes, buy, choosing, cordless, drill, drills, extension, flips, gift, guy, hey, label, ladder, love, matter, monster, napa, perfect, propane, ratchet, rope, rule, rules, shorts, socket, socks, tickets, told
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,388
    oges
    12th August 2002, 09:28 AM Go to last post

  13. Mathematics et. al.

    Started by Stuart, 5th August 2002 02:18 PM
    affair, argument, aunts, beginning, boss, bugging, change, dumb, employee, expecting, future, happy, item, lot, love, married, marries, mathematics, pay, people, ribs, romance, smart, stop, successful, understand, wife, woman, word, worries
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,051
    Stuart
    5th August 2002, 02:18 PM Go to last post

  14. Post Life is good.

    Started by RETIRED, 2nd August 2002 10:13 PM
    barbie, barbies, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, created, day, drink, eat, evening, fires, footy, fourth, god, good, heard, hiss, life, morning, night, prawns, seventh, sheilas, sixth, twinkling, wash;
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,978
    RETIRED
    2nd August 2002, 10:13 PM Go to last post

  15. Quiz Master

    Started by caterer, 2nd August 2002 12:24 PM
    bathroom, bicycle, bowels, bridge, cat, decorate, doesn’t, door, engine, famous, flies, home, jones, kettle, larry, mail, master, method, moon, pigs, police, potato, quiz, royal, scotsman, securing, toilet, troubled, waters, wings
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,658
    oges
    2nd August 2002, 06:52 PM Go to last post

  16. Flight Info

    Started by Corunetes, 30th July 2002 10:37 PM
    action, aircraft, autoland, bugs, cockpit, corrective, crack, dme, engine, evidence, flight, ground, iff, info, inoperative, inside, installed, left, log, main, mechanics, mode, pilots, radar, stands, suspect, suspected, tire, volume, windscreen
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,410
    Corunetes
    1st August 2002, 02:11 PM Go to last post

  17. Question CONDOMS

    Started by Baz, 26th July 2002 10:14 PM
    chevy, coca, cola, condom-it, condoms, condoms-always, condoms-finger, condoms-intel, condoms-it, condoms-just, condoms-like, condoms-oh, condoms-once, energizer, feeling, hands, harder, inside, kfc, licking, m&m, melts, mouth, nike, pentium, pop, pringles, real, toyota, types
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,294
    Baz
    26th July 2002, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  18. With apologies to Kipling

    Started by Corunetes, 22nd July 2002 11:03 PM
    aches, apologies, blame, caffeine, cheerful, conquer, criticism, day, deceit, dog, family, ignoring, kipling, lies, liquor, medical, night, overlook, people, relax, resentment, sleep, soundly, start, strength, tension, time, understand, unknown, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,319
    John Saxton
    23rd July 2002, 08:54 PM Go to last post

  19. Boob Job

    Started by Jim Carroll, 17th July 2002 11:07 PM
    allright, backside, boob, chatting, day, husband, job, paper, replies, toilet, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,379
    Iain
    20th July 2002, 08:59 AM Go to last post

  20. Post PWC -

    Started by Eastie, 15th July 2002 12:26 PM
    2002.], andersons, appears, brother, carpet, childish, coopers, decided, eastie, edited, eventuate, fell, financial, gotta, hired, it’s, july, laugh, message, monday, ozzie, planned, pwc, research, shredded, slip, storms, waterhouse, website, [this
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,789
    Iain
    15th July 2002, 05:42 PM Go to last post

  21. Achieving inner piece

    Started by Kev Y., 9th July 2002 01:30 PM
    achieve, achieving, advice, article, bottle, box, daniels, feel, finally, finish, finished, found, jack, peace, piece, prozacs, read, red, simple, start, sweets, vodka
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,257
    RETIRED
    9th July 2002, 06:17 PM Go to last post

  22. Post dont you hate it when she is right!

    Started by Kev Y., 7th July 2002 10:13 PM
    found, hate, resist, site
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,215
    RETIRED
    8th July 2002, 10:24 PM Go to last post

  23. There once was a farmer........

    Started by Kev Y., 20th June 2002 09:31 PM
    amused, betty, chance, chuck, cute, dance, daughters, door, farmer, flo, found, freddy, heard, hope, knock, moe, nance, night, pick, pretty, ready, shes, shot, spaghetti, standing, vance
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,627
    JackoH
    5th July 2002, 01:09 PM Go to last post

  24. Words Women Use...

    Started by oges, 2nd July 2002 01:49 PM
    ahead, argument, bet, breathe, careful, chance, content, describe, eyebrow, eyebrows, feel, fine, hard, lot, loud, means, minutes, move, raised, retributions, sigh, signifies, soft, statement, verbal, woman, women, word, words, wrong
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,621
    John Saxton
    3rd July 2002, 10:40 PM Go to last post

  25. loaded question

    Started by soundman, 1st July 2002 08:36 PM
    audible, bed, clubs, crap, died, eventually, golf, groan, hurtful, left-handed, loaded, makes, married, pictures, proper, question, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,248
    soundman
    1st July 2002, 08:36 PM Go to last post

  26. Post For the love of sport

    Started by Eastie, 24th June 2002 11:13 AM
    ago, belongs, biggest, cup, empty, event, final, friend, funeral, head, hear, incredible, love, married, neighbour, passed, perfect, relative, seat, seats, shakes, sitting, sport, sporting, stadium, supposed, takes, terrible, tickets, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,332
    Eastie
    24th June 2002, 11:13 AM Go to last post

  27. How to tell the sex of a fly

    Started by Kev Y., 17th June 2002 11:22 PM
    beer, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,415
    Kev Y.
    17th June 2002, 11:22 PM Go to last post

  28. Ebay auction thats worth a look.

    Started by Shane Watson, 10th June 2002 11:00 PM
    <p>, auction, bid, cheers, ebay, found, guys, regular, site, wanna, worth
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,781
    Kev Y.
    11th June 2002, 10:50 PM Go to last post

  29. Talking Ever been short changed ?

    Started by Eastie, 7th June 2002 03:53 PM
    $10, $27, $29, $30, 2002.], 27+, boy, bus, changed, decides, dollar, dollars, eastie, edited, effectively, hands, hotel, june, ladies, lady, manager, message, minutes, paid, pocketed, rate, realises, short, ten, [this
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,943
    John Saxton
    7th June 2002, 09:39 PM Go to last post

  30. Post Blonde

    Started by Baz, 2nd June 2002 10:06 PM
    annoyed, apply, assistant, assures, bemused, blonde, bottom, buying, chemists, container, deodorant, explains, hands, home, loud, normal, pharmacist, push, reads, rectum, returns, sell, snatches, stick, stuff, underarm, unfazed, walks, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,284
    Baz
    2nd June 2002, 10:06 PM Go to last post

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