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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,452
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. lawyers-hunting rules

    Started by cliff cook, 31st May 2002 11:48 PM
    370.09, accident, ambulance, attorney, attorneys, chiropractor, clubs, disguise, harvest, hunt, hunter, hunting, kill, lawyershunting, license, marks, motor, physician, possess, prohibited, purposes, reporter, rules, tax, trap, unlawful, vehicle, victim, wear, yards
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,396
    soundman
    1st June 2002, 10:43 PM Go to last post

  2. Post quotes

    Started by Eastie, 30th May 2002 12:57 PM
    age, dark, day, dinner, fine, fresh, fruity, full-bodied, grapes, headache, intoxicating, job, mature, mens, mind, quotes, sour, start, stomp, vinegary, wine, womans, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,382
    Iain
    31st May 2002, 08:20 PM Go to last post

  3. Things dogs hate

    Started by Pete, 30th May 2002 01:59 PM
    bows, carpet, chew, dog, dogs, fences, food, freak, fur, haircut, hate, home, insist, involves, jealous, noticed, pick, piles, poop, realize, ribbons, schedule, stuff, sweaters, taking, things, truth, walk, yard, yelling
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,580
    Pete
    30th May 2002, 01:59 PM Go to last post

  4. Post death bed confessions

    Started by Eastie, 30th May 2002 01:12 PM
    becky, bed, brother, confess, confessions, death, die, everythings, father, friend, hand, hush, john, lips, move, mustered, pained, pale, peace, poisoned, replied, sleep, slept, smile, steady, stroked, talk, torment, vigil, weeping
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,085
    Eastie
    30th May 2002, 01:12 PM Go to last post

  5. Post How Blonde is YOUR signifiany other?

    Started by Kev Y., 25th May 2002 08:13 PM
    baby, blonde, considerate, day, days, grandson, held, idiot, incomming, joke, loml, lucky, married, message, moment, nanna, phone, refer, request], resist, ringer, sharing, signifiany, significant, sister, soul, sound, volume, wake, [name
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,271
    John Saxton
    29th May 2002, 08:29 PM Go to last post

  6. Exclamation Perils of Public Transport

    Started by Iain, 26th May 2002 11:31 AM
    automatic, bang, bridge, door, electric, electrical, engineer, events, failed, hear, home, instructor, investigate, investigation, leaning, lines, night, overhead, perils, power, public, railway, roof, short, site, track, train, training, transport, walking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,420
    John Saxton
    29th May 2002, 08:27 PM Go to last post

  7. Post something about a monkey ...

    Started by Eastie, 22nd May 2002 05:58 PM
    ass, ate, ball, bar, bartender, cherry, coctail, cue, disgusted, drink, drinking, eats, grabs, guy, jumps, measures, monkey, olives, patron, pool, pulls, running, sight, starts, sticks, stuck, suprise, table, yeah
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,802
    AlexS
    27th May 2002, 10:15 PM Go to last post

  8. Post penguin on holiday

    Started by Rod Smith, 22nd May 2002 11:31 AM
    blown, cream, dish, dripping, drives, eat, engine, finishing, flippers, found, hands, holiday, ice, makes, mechanic, mess, motor, mouth, oil, penguin, petrol, real, replies, seal, sits, station, stops, town, vanilla, wiping
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,353
    John Saxton
    22nd May 2002, 08:18 PM Go to last post

  9. Post HR Policies

    Started by Eastie, 22nd May 2002 05:32 PM
    assure, called, company, employee, employees, employment, entitled, fills, immediately, job, personnel, persons, phase, plan, policies, policy, program, raped, receive, requirements, retired, retirement, screwed, service, shaft, stand, times, trained, training
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,121
    Eastie
    22nd May 2002, 05:32 PM Go to last post

  10. Post lawyers

    Started by Rod Smith, 15th May 2002 11:13 PM
    alive, autopsies, autopsy, body, check, dead, death, doctor, examined, fracas, lawyers, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, questions, recall, reported, responses, school, shot, sitting, stairs, table, terminated, time, true, witnesses, wondering
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,025
    Rod Smith
    20th May 2002, 12:53 AM Go to last post

  11. Cool Polly

    Started by Richard Casey, 19th May 2002 11:55 PM
    buy, cat, chooks, decided, finally, freezer, lady, lonely, loose, minutes, owner, parrot, pet, pleaded, polly, pulled, punish, punishment, relented, replied, shop, slipped, stop, sun, swearing, tirade, warned, will-but, words, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,139
    Richard Casey
    19th May 2002, 11:55 PM Go to last post

  12. Cool Workshop signs -

    Started by Rod Smith, 19th April 2002 11:57 AM
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    $40, $60, ago, bloke, bring, cash, cheers, coupla, funnier, gday, german, god, hillarious, hourly, jobs, lends, lol, love, machine, ras, rate, rod, signs, tone, tools, touching, trust, watch, workshop, workshops
    • Replies: 24
    • Views: 4,335
    Rod Smith
    13th May 2002, 01:28 PM Go to last post

  13. Cool Watch your fingers!

    Started by Geoff Allen, 8th May 2002 01:07 PM
    <<nicht, der, fingerpoken, fingers, mittengrabben>, und, watch
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,369
    Geoff Allen
    8th May 2002, 01:07 PM Go to last post

  14. Cool Beer, the downside........

    Started by Iain, 6th May 2002 12:33 PM
    100%, apologize, argued, beer, downside, drive, emotional, excessively, failed, gained, observed, one-hour, overly, period, planned, rationally, refused, scientific, scientists, sense, sit, study, suggested, talked, testing, theory, urinating, weight, women, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,131
    Iain
    6th May 2002, 12:33 PM Go to last post

  15. Wabbits

    Started by Kev Y., 3rd May 2002 10:02 PM
    black, brown, cute, excuthe, fink, forward, fuwwy, girl, hands, knees, leans, lisp, mithter, pet, phuck, pyfon, quiet, shop, shopkeeper, soft, sweetest, voice, wabbits, wabby, walks, weally, white, wittle
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,004
    Kev Y.
    4th May 2002, 09:34 PM Go to last post

  16. Post Oh sh#t

    Started by Eastie, 3rd May 2002 12:26 PM
    beast, bloke, boat, bows, closes, confused, eyes, food, god, head, huge, jaws, knowing, lie, light, lord, pulls, receive, replies, scared, sh#t, shark, shocked, starts, stops, sudden, swimming, time, true, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,248
    Eastie
    3rd May 2002, 12:26 PM Go to last post

  17. Question A Pome

    Started by Iain, 30th April 2002 07:00 PM
    pome
    • Replies: 0
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    Iain
    30th April 2002, 07:00 PM Go to last post

  18. Post Calculatro for the digital clock

    Started by Kev Y., 25th April 2002 05:34 PM
    calculator, calculatro, clock, digital, forget, kev, looky, nifty, sound, wayyy, yeah
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,350
    Jeff
    28th April 2002, 02:57 PM Go to last post

  19. Post Women and Cars

    Started by Kev Y., 26th April 2002 10:59 PM
    1-1/2, 710, call, cap, care, cars, center, circle, counter, damn, datsun, diameter, draw, fall, funny, guy, guys, hysterics, lady, laughing, looked, makes, note, oil, pad, picture, ten, upside, women, writes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,186
    Kev Y.
    26th April 2002, 10:59 PM Go to last post

  20. Wink Thought of the day!

    Started by Shane Watson, 23rd April 2002 11:38 AM
    $1000, $49, $52, ago, aluminium, ansett, beer, bought, cans, day, drank, stock, thought, traded, worth
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,952
    Kev Y.
    25th April 2002, 05:27 PM Go to last post

  21. Post the latest in DIGITAL clock design

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd April 2002 01:48 PM
    clock, design, digital, latest, normal, relax, succeed
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,074
    RETIRED
    22nd April 2002, 09:39 PM Go to last post

  22. Post One reason not to ride a motorbike

    Started by Iain, 19th April 2002 04:18 PM
    apologies, link, motorbike, reason, ride, sandy
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,854
    bobmundy
    21st April 2002, 11:09 PM Go to last post

  23. Talking FNQ

    Started by Iain, 21st April 2002 08:50 AM
    age, apologies, article, bystanders, day, fnq, innocent, land, north, offended, queensland, reading, reference, shane, shot, sock, white
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,531
    Shane Watson
    21st April 2002, 06:05 PM Go to last post

  24. Cool Ballerina

    Started by Richard Casey, 20th April 2002 09:54 PM
    air, arm, ballerina, bar, barman, buy, buying, deserves, displaying, dressed, drink, drinking, drinks, drunk, female, free, gentlemen, hairy, leg, pit, raised, raises, serves, sitting, walked, walks, wallet, whilst, whips, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,151
    Richard Casey
    20th April 2002, 09:54 PM Go to last post

  25. Post Surgeons

    Started by Charles Castle, 20th April 2002 06:49 PM
    bed, bit, casual, closed, colleague, colleagues, comfortable, corridor, doctor, door, doors, feet, hanging, hot, lava, life, lying, marked, molten, nurses, people, peter, quickly, red, rocks, sofa, surgeon, surgeons, surgical, vain
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,128
    Charles Castle
    20th April 2002, 06:49 PM Go to last post

  26. Post Wagga ya do Wagga ya don't

    Started by John Saxton, 18th April 2002 12:32 AM
    ,dont, band, breath, bugger, collecting, contribute, cupped, drum, ears.the, fife, girl, hands, johnno, lady, marching, marhing, money, murray, murrumbidgee, path.as, river, taking, valley, wagga, walked
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,313
    John Saxton
    18th April 2002, 12:32 AM Go to last post

  27. Cool Airport conversation

    Started by Iain, 15th April 2002 05:15 PM
    1944, 206, 747, airport, airways, arrogant, boeing, british, conversation, coolly, drop, flown, frankfurt, gate, ground, haff, impatience, location, main, moment, pulled, sign, slowed, speedbird, stand, stop, taxi, taxiway, type, vill
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,417
    Iain
    15th April 2002, 05:15 PM Go to last post

  28. Talking Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

    Started by ubeaut, 16th October 2000 01:14 AM
    131 Pages •
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    2000, 2000.], 2nd, add, alphabet, association, bit, day, edited, feel, fifty, free, fun, joke, life, message, mind, october, pages, person, persons, post, replies, suggest, times, ubeaut, word, words, yoursalf, [this
    • Replies: 1,956
    • Views: 242,344
    ubeaut
    13th April 2002, 01:42 PM Go to last post

  29. Post Math points to ponder

    Started by John Saxton, 8th April 2002 08:40 PM
    argument, boss, bugging, change, discussion, dumb, employee, expecting, future, item, johnno, lot, love, married, marries, math, pay, people, points, ponder, romance, smart, stop, successful, technique, understand, wife, woman, word, worries
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,370
    John Saxton
    8th April 2002, 08:40 PM Go to last post

  30. Post ash tasting

    Started by Eastie, 5th April 2002 11:22 AM
    ash, beech, begins, birch, bush, cockatoo, day, expert, grow, growing, hey, i’ve, lands, loon, luck, pecker, piece, replies, son, starts, swinging, takes, tall, taste, tasting, time, tree, trees, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,192
    Eastie
    5th April 2002, 11:22 AM Go to last post

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