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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,483
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Post lipstick

    Started by ken yates, 16th February 2002 03:45 PM
    >custodian, >difficult, >explained, >show, >squeegee, >the, >then, >to, bathroom, causing, clean, cleaned, demonstrate, dipped, educators, effort, girls, lip, lipstick, long-handled, maintenance, major, mirror, mirrors, night, prints, remove, required, teachers, toilet
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,162
    ken yates
    16th February 2002, 03:45 PM Go to last post

  2. Post After church

    Started by coastie, 13th February 2002 10:10 PM
    ,havent, bowl, church, cold, condom, day, disease, floating, home, jones, miss, months, notice.what, organ, picked, prevention, reason, repliesi, reverend, shocked, sipping, sniffle, spinsterexcuse, taking, top, wonders, wriiten
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,639
    ubeaut
    14th February 2002, 08:00 AM Go to last post

  3. Red face He said ---She said

    Started by coastie, 13th February 2002 09:40 PM
    ,ive, badly, board, coming, drunk, eyes, fart, fun, gonna, half, hall, home, husband, idea, inches, ironing, laid, late, light, love, money, orgasm, positions, sit, sofa, stand, swapping, tonight
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,137
    coastie
    13th February 2002, 09:40 PM Go to last post

  4. Post GOLFING BUDDIES

    Started by ken yates, 12th February 2002 03:02 PM
    2002.], admiring, brochures, buddies, car, christmas, cruise, edited, eyeballs, february, game, golf, golfer, golfing, guy, home, manual, meet, message, morning, old-timers, planning, reading, shes, spent, staring, sweater, ton, wife, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,292
    ken yates
    12th February 2002, 03:02 PM Go to last post

  5. Red face driving

    Started by ken yates, 12th February 2002 02:58 PM
    >an, >away, >car, >darn, >donut, >important, >out, >the, bad, call, cell, coffee, confusion, disconnected, drivers, driving, dropped, ear, electric, fell, hand, knees, knocked, legs, looked, shaver, steering, straighten, wheel, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,421
    ken yates
    12th February 2002, 02:58 PM Go to last post

  6. Cool Spell Checker

    Started by Iain, 11th February 2002 02:18 PM
    ache, awl, bee, checker, chequer, error, eye, halve, lea, letter, maid, nose, pea, perfect, pleased, poem, quay, rare, rite, run, sea, sew, shore, spell, threw, tolled, type, weigh, word, wrong
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,605
    ubeaut
    11th February 2002, 11:40 PM Go to last post

  7. Post An Australian Love Poem

    Started by Kev Y., 9th February 2002 02:20 PM
    australian, author, beer, dear, dimples, failed, female, fetch, fine, footys, gonna, grave, harder, kev, love, matter, met, moment, nannas, ofend, offended, piece, poem, round, sexy, shut, swear, thighs, time, wot
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,479
    Guinness4me
    10th February 2002, 12:37 AM Go to last post

  8. Post a quote

    Started by Rod Smith, 8th February 2002 11:26 PM
    9/11, abetted, all-time, america, answer, arrange, attacks, classic, forgiveness, forgiving, function, gods, harboured, interview, job, meeting, norman, people, perpetrated, quotes, recent, schwartzkopf, simply, terrorists
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,226
    Rod Smith
    8th February 2002, 11:26 PM Go to last post

  9. Post WHY.

    Started by Kev Y., 7th February 2002 09:31 PM
    closer, cross, dishes, feet, kitchen, q.why, question, real, road, sinnk, wash, woman, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,260
    Kev Y.
    8th February 2002, 02:05 PM Go to last post

  10. Post what do you do..

    Started by Kev Y., 4th February 2002 09:44 PM
    chain, fridge, kitchen, loungeroom, nags, shorten, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,209
    Richard Casey
    7th February 2002, 08:39 PM Go to last post

  11. Post COST OF RAISING KIDS US$

    Started by ken yates, 7th February 2002 07:36 AM
    child, coaching, coaxing, college, cost, day, family, filling, flowers, god, gum, hand, heart, hearts, hold, kids, love, middle, nice, pool, rainbows, raising, splinter, time, treated, us$, wad, wading, wishing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,400
    ken yates
    7th February 2002, 07:36 AM Go to last post

  12. Post counting

    Started by Rod Smith, 5th February 2002 11:29 AM
    answer, brain, combined, count, counted, counting, counts, crazy, drives, experience, files, finished, friends--it, genius, incredible, joke, managed, normal, process, rare, re-, read, reasoning, scientif-, scroll, send, study, sult, text, wrong
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,489
    John Saxton
    5th February 2002, 07:11 PM Go to last post

  13. Cool Folically Challenged

    Started by Jim Carroll, 3rd February 2002 10:56 PM
    bald, blond, challenged, fingers, folically, hair, holes, pockets, run
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,643
    John Saxton
    5th February 2002, 07:06 PM Go to last post

  14. Talking The Buffalo Theory

    Started by Bazza, 31st January 2002 05:33 PM
    alcohol, attacks, brain, buffalo, cells, consumption, efficient, eliminates, fast, faster, feel, herd, hunted, intake, killed, kills, machine, natural, naturally, operate, red, regular, selection, slowest, smarter, theory, weaker, weakest, wine, wines
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,397
    Bazza
    31st January 2002, 05:33 PM Go to last post

  15. Red face gas grill

    Started by ken yates, 31st January 2002 03:14 PM
    action, bed, bending, butt, cold, couple, cuddled, day, evening, fat, fire, garden, gas, giving, grill, hey, honey, husband, inside, matter, measured, pulling, replied, rest, rolled, shoulder, speak, weanie, weeds, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,626
    ken yates
    31st January 2002, 03:14 PM Go to last post

  16. Post BIG MAN IN A SMALL TOWN

    Started by ken yates, 27th January 2002 02:36 PM
    argument, big, busy, company, decided, delay, details, discuss, grew, handling, hook, joe, law, man, meet, minutes, moved, patiently, phone, primary, provide, rattled, replied, sat, small, sort, support, team, town, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,847
    ken yates
    27th January 2002, 02:36 PM Go to last post

  17. Post Bunnies???

    Started by Iain, 22nd January 2002 08:17 AM
    2002.], bunnies, edited, funny, iain, january, message, [this
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,749
    Iain
    23rd January 2002, 09:04 AM Go to last post

  18. Post Computer assistance

    Started by AlexS, 23rd January 2002 07:52 AM
    acf, acfs, aol, assistance, assisted, attachments, bradley, commit, committed, computer, computing, email, facility, family, figure, frazier, lead, lives, living, loved, ltps, parents, pines, questions, residents, silicon, technologically, technology, times, understand
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,242
    AlexS
    23rd January 2002, 07:52 AM Go to last post

  19. Talking Resume Hints

    Started by Iain, 21st January 2002 02:56 PM
    achieve, actual, change, consistently, cornered, dead, depriving, employee, employers, failed, fails, foot, hamster, hints, idiot, ignoramus, job, marital, mouth, performance, personal, previously, rat, rest, resume, soldier, spend, status, trap, whichever
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,220
    Iain
    21st January 2002, 02:56 PM Go to last post

  20. Post Grandma

    Started by Gino, 17th January 2002 10:37 AM
    100th, arrived, birthday, family, fart, grabbed, grandma, hold, late, lawn, leaning, left, nephew, note, notepad, pillow, pillows, running, short, slowly, started, stuffed, taking, talk, time, treating, waist, wheel, wheeled, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,647
    Gino
    17th January 2002, 10:37 AM Go to last post

  21. Post disease prevention

    Started by Gino, 2nd January 2002 06:23 PM
    autum, bea, bowl, chat, cold, cookies, curiosity, directions, disease, downtown, floater, found, ground, imagine, miss, organ, package, pastor, prevent, prevention, replied, resist, returned, stifle, strange, tea, water, wet, winter, wonderful
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,709
    Gino
    17th January 2002, 10:36 AM Go to last post

  22. Cool The Mermaid

    Started by Richard Casey, 14th January 2002 11:24 PM
    100%, 25%, 50%, caught, feel, grant, guy, mermaid, replies, smarter, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,237
    John Saxton
    15th January 2002, 01:52 PM Go to last post

  23. Talking The boat

    Started by Iain, 5th January 2002 11:39 AM
    bakersfield, beneath, boat, check, choking, correct, engine, fine, guys, hard, jumped, laughing, marina, motor, nearby, outboard, perfect, pitch, pivoted, prop, ran, revealed, securely, size, strapped, topside, trailer, trouble, water, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,596
    Iain
    5th January 2002, 11:39 AM Go to last post

  24. Post Jingle Bells - Aussie version

    Started by Gino, 31st December 2001 01:02 PM
    afternoon, aussie, australia, barbecue, beaut, bells, bruce, car, christmas, day, doze, fun, grandpa, hey, holden, jingle, kids, pack, pool, ride, rusty, scorching, sitting, snap, summers, swimming, time, uncle, ute, version
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,726
    Gino
    31st December 2001, 01:02 PM Go to last post

  25. Post For Gino!!

    Started by Iain, 31st December 2001 08:56 AM
    baker, bakers, beam, burns, chair, christmas, company, directly, food, gino, heat, human, lawn, line, microwave, molecules, night, pack, plastic, positioned, relay, reportedly, safety, shift, strongest, told, twelve, warm, watchman, water
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,207
    Gino
    31st December 2001, 01:01 PM Go to last post

  26. Post Top Ten

    Started by Baz, 29th December 2001 10:22 PM
    1he, 2he, 3he, 4priest, board, fart, fun, gonna, grocery, hallway, home, husband, idea, inches, ironing, late, leave, light, mirror, money, orgasm, room;my, sideways, sit, sofa, stand, ten, tonight, top, wear
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,066
    Baz
    29th December 2001, 10:22 PM Go to last post

  27. Cool Blondes

    Started by Richard Casey, 29th December 2001 08:29 PM
    aggrivated, approached, assistant, blonde, blondes, buy, colours, daughter, day, dyes, earnestly, electrical, hair, home, mam, microwave, oven, red, replies, returns, sales, sell, shouts, starts, store, television, times, told, true, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,439
    Richard Casey
    29th December 2001, 08:29 PM Go to last post

  28. Cool Twins

    Started by Richard Casey, 29th December 2001 08:19 PM
    anxious, awakes, babies, boy, brother, childs, coma, daughter, deliver, denephew, denise, doctors, family, girl, hear, lady, mother, named, names, pleased, real, replied, replies, save, tasmanians, term, told, tone, twins, wait
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,364
    Richard Casey
    29th December 2001, 08:19 PM Go to last post

  29. Post "Twas the day after Christmas

    Started by ken yates, 29th December 2001 02:58 PM
    bill, bills, broadways, called, christmas, day, dillards, driving, exclaim, faster, fox, grinned, half, handful, heard, levitzs, load, mailbox, mervyns, pennys, postman, quickly, sears, shouting, sprang, stuffed, targets, truck, twas, whistling
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,758
    ken yates
    29th December 2001, 02:58 PM Go to last post

  30. Post scraping the bottom of the barrel

    Started by Gino, 25th December 2001 12:25 PM
    bang, barrel, biggest, bird, bit, bottom, breasts, chin, dark, expect, gobbling, handle, inside, legs, meat, moist, mood, morning, nuts, people, pops, pull, ready, scraping, spread, time, tying, undo, wait, wow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,233
    Gino
    25th December 2001, 12:25 PM Go to last post

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