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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,480
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Post Got this one from the kids

    Started by Gino, 25th December 2001 11:18 AM
    bear, joke, kids, love, race, ready, scroll, simplicity, start, teddy
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,348
    Iain
    25th December 2001, 12:10 PM Go to last post

  2. Cool Santa and some physics

    Started by Rod Smith, 25th December 2001 08:59 AM
    108, 975, assuming, child, children, chimney, christmas, conventional, counting, earth, house, jump, miles, million, pair, physics, pounds, pull, purposes, reindeer, santa, sleigh, snacks, stops, time, times, tons, total, trip, weight
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,636
    Rod Smith
    25th December 2001, 08:59 AM Go to last post

  3. Red face Insanity test!

    Started by Shane Watson, 23rd December 2001 06:52 PM
    2001.], christmas, click, day, december, dosnt, edited, insanity, message, parents, ready, shane, test, watson, [this
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,458
    JackoH
    24th December 2001, 04:33 PM Go to last post

  4. Post Aussie Humour

    Started by Gino, 20th December 2001 12:58 PM
    aussie, bar, barman, bloke, bra, friends, gday, gunna, humour, jumper, leads, mate, pots, seat, serve, set, start, table, takes, tits, walk
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,198
    Gino
    20th December 2001, 12:58 PM Go to last post

  5. Post Finish the patio Barry

    Started by ubeaut, 16th December 2001 06:08 PM
    advice, barry, care, comment, extreme, finish, found, gem, neil, patio, posting, resist, rex, sharp, sumpter, tools, watchdogs, woodworking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,185
    ubeaut
    16th December 2001, 06:08 PM Go to last post

  6. Post Mechanic

    Started by Charles Castle, 5th December 2001 08:31 PM
    couch, interviewing, lie, mechanic, occupation, patient, psychiatrist
    • Replies: 0
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    Charles Castle
    5th December 2001, 08:31 PM Go to last post

  7. Smile A WHO DONE IT?

    Started by oges, 3rd December 2001 12:39 PM
    accomplished, ago, air, alibi, arrested, brush, cabinet, charges, claims, conditioning, contractor, counter, duct, fitter, framed, glazier, heat, heating, law, maker, mason, pack, past, regularly, rock, solid, stoned, ventilation, window, workers
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,284
    oges
    4th December 2001, 07:12 AM Go to last post

  8. Post lawyer joke

    Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:58 PM
    absolute, arm, bloody, disgust, finally, finishes, focused, head, hell, hit, horror, joke, lawyer, lawyers, life, lot, materialistic, policeman, porsche, possessions, rant, realise, replies, rolex, screams, shakes, snaps, time, torn, truck
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,409
    Gino
    3rd December 2001, 10:58 PM Go to last post

  9. Post Randy bugger

    Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:52 PM
    >>and, >>commented, >>damn, >>failed, >>lawrence, >>pumpkin, >>up, apparently, approached, approaching, bugger, car, county, embarrassment, evident, gwinnett, lawrence, looked, midnight, notice, officer, police, proceeded, process, public, pumpkin, randy, surprised, taylor, unaware
    • Replies: 0
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    Gino
    3rd December 2001, 10:52 PM Go to last post

  10. Post men who brag

    Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:44 PM
    >business, >dancing, >the, >we, admittedly, brag, brand, care, carried, dances, fourth, friend, gay, house, job, joined, men, mentioned, minutes, portfolio, replied, sniggered, son, sons, stock, taking, talking, tee, thrilled, totally
    • Replies: 0
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    Gino
    3rd December 2001, 10:44 PM Go to last post

  11. Post misconceptions about your health

    Started by ken yates, 27th November 2001 02:42 PM
    animal, bad, beer, bigger, body, cleared, clubs;, eat, exercise, foods, fried, fruits, health, heart, life, live, middle, misconceptions, muscle, practice, program, ratio, reason, reevaluate, sit-ups, smoking, stop, vegetable, vegetables, wine
    • Replies: 1
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    Iain
    27th November 2001, 06:52 PM Go to last post

  12. Post Worst Virus Ever

    Started by ubeaut, 23rd November 2001 11:31 PM
    95/98, backup, badtimes, change, changing, delete, environment, eye, fun, grossly, hard, incorporating, interpretations, key, leave, loses, message, milk, nair, people, rewrite, seat, send, sentences, tense, throw, toilet, virus, windows, worst
    • Replies: 4
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    Iain
    25th November 2001, 09:30 AM Go to last post

  13. Post dead gold fish

    Started by Gino, 16th November 2001 01:18 PM
    buried, cat, cheeky-faced, chuckle, concerned, dead, died, earth, fence, filling, fish, garden, gold, goldfish, heap, hole, inside, nancy, neighbour, patted, peered, politely, replied, tearfully, thursday, youngster
    • Replies: 0
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    Gino
    16th November 2001, 01:18 PM Go to last post

  14. Post old couple

    Started by Gino, 14th November 2001 08:29 PM
    authentic, bessie, boots, bought, buys, completely, couple, cowboy, day, elderly, furious, hanging, hat, louder, naked, nope, notice, pair, replies, sale, sam, shoulda, time, tomorrow, undresses, vacationing, walks, west, yells, yesterday
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,454
    John Saxton
    15th November 2001, 08:00 PM Go to last post

  15. Post Don't know what to call this

    Started by Gino, 14th November 2001 08:51 PM
    arm, attention, bull, dawn, device, easily, finding, furniture, ground, happy, legs, listen, loves, marriage, morning, pay, phoneless, pit, plant, pull, quit, shin, silent, sleep, spouse, strict, talk, valuable, woman, word
    • Replies: 0
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    Gino
    14th November 2001, 08:51 PM Go to last post

  16. Post Customer complaint

    Started by Gino, 14th November 2001 08:24 PM
    activity, arrive, arrived, cable, calls, care, complaint, considerable, customer, disappointment, disinterested, feelings, helpful, highly, hold, inadequacy, line, minutes, modem, music, ntl, robot, scottish, service, technician, telephone, transferred, waiting, weeks, woman
    • Replies: 0
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    Gino
    14th November 2001, 08:24 PM Go to last post

  17. Cool Performance appraisal time

    Started by Pete, 12th November 2001 01:21 PM
    appraisal, argue, bored, brain, candidate, change, cover, deselection, donated, employee, glue, glued, hamster, hunting, ignoramus, immediately, knack, lense, lot, memory, natural, performance, pete, photographic, prime, sell, signpost, strangers, talking, time
    • Replies: 0
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    Pete
    12th November 2001, 01:21 PM Go to last post

  18. Wink drug warning

    Started by AlexS, 9th November 2001 08:04 AM
    apparently, attacked, bad, beer, drug, familiar, feeling, guy, happened, lifes, male, night, occurred, pages, pub, relationship, scam, sex, shocking, stung, support, times, town, unfortunate, vague, victims, warning, women, worth, yellow
    • Replies: 0
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    AlexS
    9th November 2001, 08:04 AM Go to last post

  19. Post To Be Six Again

    Started by Baz, 8th November 2001 09:49 PM
    adventure, blockbuster, chocolate, cola, collapsed, day, dress, extra, fabulous, finally, fries, hollywood, home, hot, husband, idiot, m&ms.what, meant, moral, movies, park, refreshing, shake, size, speaks, theme, wobbled, woman, wrong
    • Replies: 0
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    Baz
    8th November 2001, 09:49 PM Go to last post

  20. Post number 11

    Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:30 PM
    >>flight, >>i, >>in, >>letters, >>oh, >>the, 11th, attack, board, day, defense, die, earth, email, flight, god, hide, insane, letter, letters, number, planet, read, realized, response, send, towers, trust, weeks, york
    • Replies: 2
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    gazaly
    8th November 2001, 12:07 PM Go to last post

  21. Post 2 animal jokes

    Started by Gino, 6th November 2001 10:29 PM
    $20, >after, >all, >the, >well, >what, >with, animal, cat, dead, dog, dogs, english, feet, guy, happened, head, jokes, labrador, lifted, nighty, parrot, postman, sadly, shook, sniffing, speak, table, vet, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,697
    John Saxton
    7th November 2001, 09:16 PM Go to last post

  22. Post cust is always right

    Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:23 PM
    asset, bad, bar, butter, button, call, click, command, computer, cust, customer, disk, drive, eject, error, file, install, key, pliers, push, read, received, remove, screen, sir, stuck, support, tech, type, word
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,863
    oges
    2nd November 2001, 07:21 PM Go to last post

  23. Post Piece of Ash

    Started by John Saxton, 31st October 2001 10:06 PM
    ash, beech, begins, biggest, birch, gentlemen, grow, growing, johnno, lands, pecker, piece, replies, son, takes, tall, taste, tell.a, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods.a
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,540
    JackoH
    2nd November 2001, 05:19 PM Go to last post

  24. Post Best chain letter ever

    Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:26 PM
    amusing, care, cents, chain, chances, closest, contributing, dead, email, excuse, f@#$%, forward, forwards, friends, human, intelligence, letter, mildly, nickel, omniscient, people, poor, receive, salvation, send, sending, stupid, tied, times, wretched
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,930
    Gino
    1st November 2001, 10:26 PM Go to last post

  25. Post trail in the UK

    Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:25 PM
    accident, advertisement, amused, boarded, bus, coming, control, dismissed, dunlop, dust, fourth, gold, lady, liniment, move, moved, noticing, pregnant, prevented, read, rubber, sat, shaving, sloans, stick, swelling, trail, trick, twins, williams
    • Replies: 0
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    Gino
    1st November 2001, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  26. Post tiger woods

    Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:21 PM
    attendant, balls, bends, bmw, boys, called, countryside, dem, den, dey, driving, earth, fall, foockin, greets, ground, inquires, irish, irishman, jaysus, pocket, pump, replies, resting, shirt, son, tees, tiger, tink, woods
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,420
    Gino
    1st November 2001, 10:21 PM Go to last post

  27. Post Soul Man

    Started by John Saxton, 1st November 2001 07:32 PM
    brings, carpenter, children, earth, earth.his, excitedly, famous, father, gentleman, happiness, hearts, jesus, joseph, joy, man, millions.about, occupation, pinocchio, replies, reply, rounds, son, soul, souls, st.peter, story, story.i, tha, told, tome
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,162
    John Saxton
    1st November 2001, 07:32 PM Go to last post

  28. Question Oil change

    Started by Iain, 1st November 2001 01:39 PM
    bang, beer, car, change, clean, coffee, discover, drain, drink, dump, filter, finish, fresh, hole, hot, jack, kitty, litter, minutes, oil, pan, plug, spent, spilled, stands, step, throw, up;, wrench, yard
    • Replies: 1
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    John Saxton
    1st November 2001, 06:56 PM Go to last post

  29. Post OLD moments in time

    Started by John Saxton, 31st October 2001 10:23 PM
    2001.], action, car, cautioned, compliments, crocadile, doctor, edited, fibre, friend, johnno, lot, lucky, means, message, moments, nighter, november, parking, pee, police, robbo, shoes, slow, sweetie, time, upstairs, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,485
    John Saxton
    31st October 2001, 10:23 PM Go to last post

  30. Exclamation Robin Hood

    Started by Sandy Johnston, 31st October 2001 09:08 AM
    arrow, bed, bowstring, breath, burried, coil, cottage, death, followers, forest, friend, gasping, hood, instant, laid, lands, life, lived, loose, merry, mortal, nottingham, ounce, past, pulled, request, robin, strength, top, wardrobe
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,528
    Sandy Johnston
    31st October 2001, 09:08 AM Go to last post

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