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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,597
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Red face curry joke worth a read

    Started by Gino, 28th October 2001 10:51 AM
    barmaid, beans, beer, bit, black, curry, damn, frank, hint, hot, joke, judge, judges, kick, lost, mild, mouth, note, people, peppers, read, screaming, stop, taste, tomato, tongue, variety, vegetarian, worth
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,710
    John Saxton
    29th October 2001, 08:22 PM Go to last post

  2. Unhappy Frozen Moments

    Started by John Saxton, 11th October 2001 08:20 PM
    chop, cold, crying, dinner, ears, freezing, frozen, hands, holiday, johnno, legs, lovers, moments, night, sayshoney, sha, time, warm, warms, winter, wood
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,347
    Gino
    28th October 2001, 10:55 AM Go to last post

  3. Cool Waste not , want not.

    Started by Richard Casey, 17th October 2001 11:14 AM
    arrange, arrival, bit, child, circumcised, cock, doctor, eye, eyed, fix, foresight, horified, lady, lids.i, mother, noticed, penis, skin, son, spare, told, waste
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,546
    Iain
    21st October 2001, 08:35 AM Go to last post

  4. Post The value of undies

    Started by Iain, 13th October 2001 01:49 PM
    bonnet, car, chassis, dutifully, embarrassment, feet, forward, glaringly, husband, idly, lack, looked, lot, mechanic, private, protruding, public, quickly, regaining, shorts, stand, standing, staring, stepped, stitches, unable, underpants, undies, wear, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,261
    Gino
    15th October 2001, 09:22 AM Go to last post

  5. Post Aunt Karen

    Started by Gino, 15th October 2001 09:14 AM
    assignment, aunt, basket, bottle, break, broke, chickens, class, daddy, drank, eggs, enemy, flight, grade, gun, hatched, hit, karen, killed, machete, machine, market, moral, parents, sarah, story, teacher, ten, time, whiskey
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,111
    Gino
    15th October 2001, 09:14 AM Go to last post

  6. Question Bad day at the office (or orifice)

    Started by Iain, 13th October 2001 11:13 AM
    ass, asshole, bad, bottom, cream, day, days, dilemma, dive, diver, divers, fire, happened, hope, hose, itch, jellyfish, office, orifice, scratched, shove, started, sucked, suit, surface, time, warm, water, worse
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,192
    John Saxton
    13th October 2001, 03:55 PM Go to last post

  7. Exclamation Maturation

    Started by John Saxton, 11th October 2001 08:06 PM
    99%, build, buttholes, care, celebrities, hot, johnno, kids, learned, life, lot, love, matter, maturation, matured, money, panic, passion, people, releation, responsible, steamy, takes, time, trust, you.all
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,166
    John Saxton
    11th October 2001, 08:06 PM Go to last post

  8. Unhappy Flat....Out!

    Started by John Saxton, 11th October 2001 07:47 PM
    bedrooom, blows, bouncing, boy, dad, doing?the, door, down.the, dresss, flat, flatout, flatten, johnno, knees, lady, mother, mum, parents, quickly, replies, shopping, son, time.says, top, tummy, walks, wasting
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,254
    John Saxton
    11th October 2001, 07:47 PM Go to last post

  9. Thumbs up Daughter rules

    Started by Iain, 28th September 2001 06:10 PM
    afraid, barrier, camouflaged, car, cry, date, daughter, driveway, front, hands, home, house, induce, issues, kill, movies, overalls, parka, pull, rule, rules, safely, sex, shorts, ten, throat, trousers, truth, wear, zipped
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,381
    Rod Smith
    10th October 2001, 05:01 PM Go to last post

  10. Talking Smart Kid

    Started by DonN, 8th October 2001 07:16 PM
    agreed, answer, dog, explained, eyes, first-grade, harry, inside, kid, legs, office, pants, poles, principal, principals, question, questions, smart, starts, stick, sticky, stop, teacher, test, third-grade, tie, told, wide, woman, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,370
    DonN
    8th October 2001, 07:16 PM Go to last post

  11. Cool GIVING 103% AT WORK

    Started by DonN, 8th October 2001 07:13 PM
    100, 100%, 103%, achieving, appraisal, equals, future, giving, helpful, life, makes, math, meetings, prove, work
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,272
    DonN
    8th October 2001, 07:13 PM Go to last post

  12. Post Maybe I have??

    Started by RETIRED, 6th October 2001 08:59 PM
    bank, bills, car-keys, computer, consist, crashes, credit, day, days, depressing, doctor, excited, gossip, ian, illness, life, live, loss, money, month, mountains, news, officially, overly, paperwork, resignation, robbo, robertson, simple, survive
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,145
    Gino
    6th October 2001, 11:02 PM Go to last post

  13. Post Schumacher of the Old Peoples home

    Started by Gino, 1st October 2001 08:43 PM
    beer, clarence, corridor, door, dug, erection, ethel, flashed, front, guinness, halt, hand, handbag, harold, home, insurance, lounge, maam, mat, peoples, popped, proof, schumacher, shouted, shuddered, stepped, stop, taking, weird, wheel
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,156
    Gino
    1st October 2001, 08:43 PM Go to last post

  14. Post Smart blonde

    Started by Gino, 30th September 2001 09:52 PM
    $500, answer, avail, blonde, blondes, co-workers, declines, dollar, friends, frustrated, fun, game, hands, hill, hour, legs, pay, play, politely, pulls, purse, question, reaches, searches, sleep, smart, solicitor, takes, wakes, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,190
    Gino
    30th September 2001, 09:52 PM Go to last post

  15. Cool Great News for Ansett

    Started by Dave in Cairns, 29th September 2001 02:45 PM
    airline, airlines, announced, ansett, corporate, dick, excited, firmly, great, kev, news, rename, sights, slogan, smith, virgins
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,170
    Dave in Cairns
    29th September 2001, 02:45 PM Go to last post

  16. Red face Irish army captures terrorists

    Started by AlexS, 27th September 2001 08:48 AM
    2nd, army, bed, captures, department, dublin, floor, irish, linen, store, surrounded, terrorists, tip
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,201
    AlexS
    27th September 2001, 08:48 AM Go to last post

  17. Wink Hmmmm

    Started by TOMARTOM, 25th September 2001 10:34 PM
    drawback, elephants, foreskin, friend, hmmmm, jungle, largest, told, tony
    • Replies: 0
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    TOMARTOM
    25th September 2001, 10:34 PM Go to last post

  18. Talking Finish?

    Started by RETIRED, 24th September 2001 01:40 AM
    barely, bed, bucking, clawing, climax, closer, damned, date, dawn, falls, finish, gasping, head, italian, manages, outlast, proudly, reaches, relaxing, screaming, shouts, simultaneously, smile, strength, stunned, swedish, takes, time, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,464
    Gino
    24th September 2001, 09:12 PM Go to last post

  19. Post Joints

    Started by Baz, 21st September 2001 10:23 PM
    bed, groove, joints, lesbians, screws, tongue
    • Replies: 1
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    Gino
    24th September 2001, 12:00 AM Go to last post

  20. Post Ansett

    Started by Shane Watson, 22nd September 2001 09:38 AM
    ansett, australians, emailed, feel, guess, iain, reading, sheep, somthing, specifically, workers
    • Replies: 0
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    Shane Watson
    22nd September 2001, 09:38 AM Go to last post

  21. Post Work-Place Idiot!!

    Started by oges, 13th September 2001 12:25 PM
    1-inch, bartron, clean, condition, dozen, emergency, finally, found, gun, hand, head, idiot, miraculously, nail, nails, nasty, pneumatic, protruding, reattach, reported, severed, stable, surgery, survived, terrible, torment, underwent, week, work-place, workplace
    • Replies: 0
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    oges
    13th September 2001, 12:25 PM Go to last post

  22. Wink The migrant

    Started by Iain, 13th September 2001 10:14 AM
    bootifulla, brother, canna, catch, chickens, cigar, dark, forka, getta, girl, goin, guard, iffa, lighter, meet, migrant, onna, opportunities, platform, putta, sezza, shout, sleeper, slows, told, train, trip, uppa, usa, virginia
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,151
    Iain
    13th September 2001, 10:14 AM Go to last post

  23. Post football

    Started by Gino, 11th September 2001 11:22 PM
    addict, annoyed, bombers, car, carlton, class, collingwood, dad, drug, ears, essendon, fan, football, girl, hand, job, mary, mum, parents, primary, prostitute, raise, reason, replied, school, starts, teacher, thief, time, tone
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,371
    Gino
    11th September 2001, 11:22 PM Go to last post

  24. Post Kiwi's + one extra

    Started by Gino, 2nd September 2001 11:23 PM
    amejen, avocado, bank, bitten, bug, bun, button, cardeau, cheney, chuck, creatures, cult, day, ear, easy, exercise, extra, hut, insect, kiwi, marine, news, pasta, popular, poultry, recording, staff, type, visualise, vomit
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,189
    Iain
    10th September 2001, 11:03 AM Go to last post

  25. Post LITTLE JOHNNY H.........

    Started by Barry Nelson, 7th September 2001 09:34 AM
    approaches, bloody, break, dining, eat, grill, heads, johhny, johnny, mixed, parliamentary, sitting, takes, waiter, wiil
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,089
    Barry Nelson
    7th September 2001, 09:34 AM Go to last post

  26. Post How would you respond to this

    Started by Gino, 3rd September 2001 05:37 PM
    activity, admit, archery, army, bit, canoeing, children, climbing, dangerous, equipped, female, interview, interviewer, irresponsible, killers, proper, properly, prostitute, radio, range, reinwald, respond, rifle, shooting, silent, supervised, teach, teaching, terribly, violent
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,468
    Barry Nelson
    5th September 2001, 09:50 PM Go to last post

  27. Cool Bridget Jones Stress Relief Diet

    Started by Rod Smith, 5th September 2001 12:46 PM
    bars, bottle, bottles, bread, bridget, cheesecake, chocolate-chip, cream, cup, desserts, diet, dinner, directly, eaten, family, freezer, garlic, jones, loaves, mars, red, relief, remember, smirnoff, stress, tea, topping, vodka, white, wine
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,256
    Iain
    5th September 2001, 02:04 PM Go to last post

  28. Wink New Warning Labels on Alcohol

    Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2001 09:20 PM
    alcohol, burns, cheers, comment, consumption, create, disappear, disturbance, driving, illusion, inexplicable, invisible, invite, johnno, labels, laughing, lead, leading, lower, morning, people, rug, scary, time, time-space, warning, warningthe
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,666
    Iain
    3rd September 2001, 08:19 AM Go to last post

  29. Talking Only in America

    Started by Pete, 29th August 2001 06:19 PM
    1998, 2000, america, argument, awarded, beagle, carson, dickson, dog, door, dry, expenses, floor, found, garage, house, johnsons, jury, lancaster, locked, medical, microwave, october, owners, pennsylvania, store, sued, truman, williams, window
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,461
    Gino
    2nd September 2001, 10:51 PM Go to last post

  30. Talking Here's to Gino!!!

    Started by Craig Euler, 23rd August 2001 11:35 PM
    added, admire, bathroom, bedroom, conditioner, cover, cucumber, curtain, exposed, gino, hair, husband, knob, lamphrey, leave, loofah, minutes, mirror, physique, privates, red, return, rush, shampoo, shower, sound, towel, vitamins, wash, wet
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,580
    Gino
    1st September 2001, 09:36 PM Go to last post

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