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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,530
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Post Info on not a joke

    Started by RETIRED, 25th July 2001 01:01 AM
    day, gooday, hth, ian, info, joke, page, pages, posts, probs, response, robbo, robertson, scroll, topic
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,115
    oges
    25th July 2001, 08:06 AM Go to last post

  2. Post You'll like this one

    Started by Gino, 20th July 2001 12:05 AM
    200, africa, bare, barry, bettered, campfire, desert, fifteen, flight, foot, guys, hends, ind, jerry, kiwi, lended, mile, namibian, night, orfter, slid, snike, south, stand, thet, tiny, todaiy, trail, typically, weth
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,372
    AlexS
    22nd July 2001, 11:50 AM Go to last post

  3. Post For AlexS

    Started by oges, 18th July 2001 08:00 PM
    accountant, advice, alexs, ato, called, conflicting, dilemma, f@&d, flannel, friend, heavy, married, matter, mother, navel, neck, negligee, night, nightgown, protested, rabbi, replied, sexy, story, testify, v-neck, wear, wedding, woman, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,374
    AlexS
    19th July 2001, 08:40 AM Go to last post

  4. Post Spanish T.V.

    Started by Gino, 13th July 2001 12:22 PM
    audience, bed, bedroom, calls, daughter, dog, family, front, girl, hidden, home, house, left, live, martin, naughty, obediently, parents, pate, ricky, school, set, shocked, spanish, spread, stark, studio, surprise, trots, wardrobe
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,429
    Rod Smith
    15th July 2001, 07:02 PM Go to last post

  5. Post Parrat

    Started by Gino, 7th July 2001 12:12 AM
    accident, allowed, audience, captains, caribbean, cruise, day, f.%#king, fate, flowers, found, hatred, hold, magician, middle, parrat, parrot, piece, sank, sea, ship, stared, trick, tricks, understand, understood, utter, week, wood, word
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,327
    Gino
    15th July 2001, 12:19 AM Go to last post

  6. Post The difference between men and women.

    Started by RETIRED, 26th June 2001 09:03 AM
    difference, men, women
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,618
    ptc
    10th July 2001, 09:20 PM Go to last post

  7. Post Great moments in history

    Started by Gino, 7th July 2001 12:47 AM
    1885ad, adam, beer, bell, benz, camera, creates, day, develops, dog, egyptians, embrace, franklin, friend, god, great, history, idea, invents, makes, moments, moses, news, plans, visa, weekend, wife, woman, women, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,355
    Gino
    7th July 2001, 12:47 AM Go to last post

  8. Post Top 15 Best Lies to Tell on Your Resume

    Started by Gino, 7th July 2001 12:15 AM
    bag, ball, challenges, companies, customs, dealt, duffel, environment, exist, expand, experience, fast, giant, java, learned, leaving, lies, lucille, passes, product, recall, resume, skills, sticking, team, team-building, telling, top, track, waste
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,353
    Gino
    7th July 2001, 12:15 AM Go to last post

  9. Post Rooster

    Started by Gino, 6th July 2001 11:47 PM
    beat, bits, blows, bought, chicken, cluck, coop, dammit, farmer, farmhouse, fellow, front, gay, gonna, head, line, o.k, race, retire, rooster, round, run, running, sadly, shakes, start, takes, time, walks, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,091
    Gino
    6th July 2001, 11:47 PM Go to last post

  10. Unhappy Female Guinness Book of Records

    Started by oges, 5th July 2001 07:00 PM
    12th, achieved, affair, banbury, blatherwick, book, female, film, guinness, hall, husband, immediately, journey, jumble, local, minute, minutes, mrs.banbury, neighbour, october, record, records, sale, sat, thorn, toilet, told, watched, woman, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,102
    Gino
    6th July 2001, 11:32 PM Go to last post

  11. Post Bar joke

    Started by Westie, 5th July 2001 03:12 PM
    bar, boom, cake, custard, customer, deaf, ear, happening, icecream, jelly, joke, replies, speak, sponge, standing, trifle, walks, `whats, `youll
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,188
    Westie
    5th July 2001, 03:12 PM Go to last post

  12. Post Nun

    Started by Iain, 5th July 2001 02:51 PM
    agrees, anal, answer, begins, bus, cemetery, church, dressed, driver, finishes, god, heard, hiding, hippie, jumped, jumps, married, mask, midnight, nun, prayers, praying, rips, sex, shouts, stands, starts, tuesday, virginity
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,082
    Iain
    5th July 2001, 02:51 PM Go to last post

  13. Post kids bill of rights

    Started by Gino, 5th July 2001 02:41 PM
    airs, appetite, bill, c.s.d, call, childrens, d.s.s, day, eat, head, k-mart, kids, learn, lunch, munch, nike, pick, raging, rights, sack, save, shoes, start, stop, stuff, test, time, tomorrow, watch, wear
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,363
    Gino
    5th July 2001, 02:41 PM Go to last post

  14. Post Jack and Jill

    Started by Gino, 3rd July 2001 12:26 PM
    attitude, babe, change, chat, f+%$g, family, father, fireside, fit, forget, hands, hmmm, honey, honeymoon, jack, jill, knickers, married, mine, mother, night, oldie, read, replied, sat, sweetie, takes, trousers, wear, worth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,553
    Gino
    3rd July 2001, 12:26 PM Go to last post

  15. Post Dog lovers unite.

    Started by RETIRED, 2nd July 2001 08:45 PM
    apply, arm, beer, call, cat, cradle, dog, drink, drinking, firmly, force, front, hand, head, hold, holding, left, lovers, mouth, paws, pill, push, rear, retrieve, ruler, shop, spouse, throat, unite, wrap
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,739
    Iain
    3rd July 2001, 08:55 AM Go to last post

  16. Wink apparently true

    Started by hook, 1st July 2001 07:35 AM
    address, apparently, called, cockwell, hertfordshire, herts, inn, is-, lady, likes, lucy, miss, pub, publican, tillit, town, true
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,366
    Iain
    1st July 2001, 09:28 AM Go to last post

  17. Talking Saxtons Downfall

    Started by Iain, 26th June 2001 09:10 AM
    $0.00, account, bank, bill, called, card, care, check, company, computer, credit, day, decided, downfall, drunk, examining, finally, lawyer, month, owed, plastic, purchases, received, recover, rubber, saxtons, stating, steps, taking, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,138
    John Saxton
    26th June 2001, 08:25 PM Go to last post

  18. Post New Uni course.

    Started by RETIRED, 25th June 2001 07:26 PM
    101, 102, 103, 220, 221, 230a, act, anniversaries, awake, birthdays, cook, cruise, degree, eat, econ, electives, fall, fanning, husband, learn, life, omitting, schedule, sex, spring, tom, understanding, uni, vocabularypass/fail, winter
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,895
    Iain
    26th June 2001, 07:58 AM Go to last post

  19. Post Justifiable Homicide

    Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2001 08:53 PM
    alive, attorney, defence, edited, excited.i, feel, feeling, happened, homicide, john, june, justifiable, legs, message, porch, rub, rubbing, sat, saxton, spicey, spread, stop, woman, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,173
    John Saxton
    25th June 2001, 08:53 PM Go to last post

  20. Post Magician.

    Started by RETIRED, 25th June 2001 07:30 PM
    accident, allowed, audience, captains, caribbean, cruise, day, f.%#king, fate, found, hatred, hold, ian, magician, middle, parrot, piece, robbo, robertson, sank, sea, ship, stared, trick, tricks, understand, utter, week, wood, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,161
    RETIRED
    25th June 2001, 07:30 PM Go to last post

  21. Post I Dare you

    Started by John Saxton, 23rd June 2001 11:50 PM
    appointment, bookends, breast, breasts, car, chilled.turn, dare, door, examination, exercise, flattened, floor, freeze, guys, hard, mental, metal, overnight.strip, prepared, press, repeat, set, slowly, smash, start, stranger, sufficiently, totally, waist.invite, women
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,055
    Iain
    25th June 2001, 05:50 PM Go to last post

  22. Talking What DOESN'T peeve me off.....

    Started by Neil, 19th June 2001 09:16 AM
    day, nah, peeve, start, time, ummm
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,713
    John Saxton
    24th June 2001, 11:35 PM Go to last post

  23. Talking Makes you wonder.

    Started by RETIRED, 23rd June 2001 10:07 AM
    american, attempt, box, british, canadian, chain, chainsaw, childs, consumer, costume, enable, fly, garment, genitals, hands, inside, instructions, iron, label, led, makes, mirror, nuts, packet, phone-call, product, stop, superman, warning, wearing
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,785
    Jim Carroll
    24th June 2001, 11:09 PM Go to last post

  24. Question Not for the wives

    Started by Iain, 21st June 2001 08:12 AM
    wives
    • Replies: 0
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    Iain
    21st June 2001, 08:12 AM Go to last post

  25. Angry What Peeves me off....

    Started by oges, 15th June 2001 01:51 PM
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    1 2
    addition, car, common, cutoff, drivers, gap, half, hate, left, merge, peeve, peeves, pretty, section, spot, traffic, wave
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 4,344
    Craig Euler
    20th June 2001, 02:43 AM Go to last post

  26. Talking Night Out

    Started by Iain, 18th June 2001 12:31 PM
    a.m, beer, boys, cleared, clock, conflict, cuckoo, cuckooed, disturbed, drunk, easy, escape, f###, farted, giggled, home, hours, invited, morning, night, oclock, passed, promise, smashed, throat, time, times, told, whew, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,228
    Iain
    18th June 2001, 12:31 PM Go to last post

  27. Talking Less obvious laws of the universe

    Started by Iain, 16th June 2001 10:09 AM
    law, laws, murphys, obvious, supercedes, universe
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,443
    Iain
    16th June 2001, 10:09 AM Go to last post

  28. Talking The Funeral

    Started by Iain, 13th June 2001 10:43 AM
    closed, coffin, died, doctor, finished, front, funeral, funny, good-byes, guy, gynecologist, heart, huge, inside, laughing, moment, mourners, priest, replied, rolled, sermon, specialist, started, thinking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,253
    Gino
    14th June 2001, 11:30 PM Go to last post

  29. Question Quiz

    Started by oges, 7th June 2001 05:50 PM
    2001.], answer, coastal, edited, june, low-growing, message, oges, plant, quiz, tingle, tree, tuesday, wallaby, wombat, [this
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,990
    Iain
    12th June 2001, 08:22 AM Go to last post

  30. Red face Smelly Lift

    Started by Shane Watson, 11th June 2001 11:05 PM
    $150, arrogantly, beautiful, bellows, bends, broccoli, cents, city, destination, elevator, exits, expensive, farts, floors, giorgio, italian, lavish, lift, office, ounce, peers, perfume, pound, reached, riding, smelling, smelly, woman, women, york
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,209
    Shane Watson
    11th June 2001, 11:05 PM Go to last post

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