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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,523
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Post This is not a joke

    Started by Gino, 30th March 2001 04:54 PM
    beverage, birds, blends, brand, center, cigar, drink, drinks, dunhill, einstein, green, horse, house, joke, lives, living, milk, neighbor, norwegian, owner, owners, person, pet, rears, riddle, smoke, smokes, solve, water, yellow
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,442
    Gino
    5th April 2001, 04:36 PM Go to last post

  2. Post first date

    Started by Gino, 5th April 2001 04:33 PM
    apparent, aware, brand, butt, car, chilly, cold, companion, date, due, embarrassing, fender, free, hands, hat, home, hot, icy, jay, looked, metal, pants, pee, prize, quickly, real, situation, snow, tonight, trip
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,505
    Gino
    5th April 2001, 04:33 PM Go to last post

  3. Post Used Car For Sale

    Started by Shane Watson, 4th April 2001 10:53 PM
    1985, actual, apparently, blue, brakes, car, driven, driver, due, employment, fuel, gear, golf, hard, irish, lay-off, newspaper, oil, original, owner, pic, read, reverse, sale, scroll, sell, text, tyres, volkswagen, wishing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,260
    Shane Watson
    4th April 2001, 10:53 PM Go to last post

  4. Post confused about a bill

    Started by ken yates, 4th April 2001 02:08 PM
    14%, bill, businessman, confused, earrings, mathematical, minus, received, replied, secretary
    • Replies: 0
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    ken yates
    4th April 2001, 02:08 PM Go to last post

  5. Thumbs up Interesting web link

    Started by AlexS, 3rd April 2001 04:51 PM
    check, interesting, link, page, surfers, web
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,513
    Shane Watson
    3rd April 2001, 05:58 PM Go to last post

  6. Exclamation Bizarre Holidays - April

    Started by oges, 2nd April 2001 10:12 AM
    animal, anxiety, april, bizarre, blame, blanket, cent, cheeseball, day, eight-track, fun, garlic, holidays, housework, humor, kiss-your-mate, laboratory, month, national, pigs, tape, tomorrow, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,551
    Rod Smith
    2nd April 2001, 09:03 PM Go to last post

  7. Wink OK found another one!

    Started by Island Ape, 29th March 2001 03:17 AM
    arms, beat, bed, bell, bob, calls, day, door, found, lady, legs, lots, makes, met, news, paper, perfect, phone, posts, qualifications;, rang, replies, replying, run, up;, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,009
    Gino
    30th March 2001, 04:58 PM Go to last post

  8. Wink Only one today!

    Started by Island Ape, 29th March 2001 01:42 AM
    airplane, announces, clothing, crash, die, feel, feeling, female, frantically, iron, jumps, passenger, plane, removes, shirt, stands, today, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,060
    Island Ape
    29th March 2001, 01:42 AM Go to last post

  9. Wink My last one today....

    Started by Island Ape, 27th March 2001 09:20 PM
    34s, 38-regular, business, clothes, doctor, exclaimed, fellow, finally, headaches, howd, insist, owner, physician, pinch, pretty, proprietor, replied, salesman, set, shirt, size, sizing, starting, suit, time, today, told, undershorts, wear, worn
    • Replies: 0
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    Island Ape
    27th March 2001, 09:20 PM Go to last post

  10. Wink Oldie but goodie

    Started by Island Ape, 27th March 2001 09:15 PM
    arms, backpack, bell, crawls, crowd, dazed, equal, falls, feet, finally, goodie, guy, head, impressed, jumping, multiple, numerous, oldie, opportunity, position, produces, quasimoto, rang, ring, rung, runs, slides, stumbles, times, trampoline
    • Replies: 0
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    Island Ape
    27th March 2001, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  11. Post A man walks into the doctor's.......

    Started by Island Ape, 27th March 2001 08:51 PM
    doctor, doctors, driving, fly-wheel, legs, man, nuts, walks
    • Replies: 0
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    Island Ape
    27th March 2001, 08:51 PM Go to last post

  12. Wink Poetry in Numbers

    Started by Island Ape, 22nd March 2001 08:27 PM
    numbers, poetry, race, racehorse
    • Replies: 2
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    Gino
    26th March 2001, 11:11 PM Go to last post

  13. Post Irish Air Disaster

    Started by DonN, 23rd March 2001 04:50 PM
    1826, air, bodies, cemetery, cessna, climb, continues, crashed, digging, disaster, expect, irelands, irish, love, morning, night, occurred, plane, recovered, rescue, search, two-seater, workers, worst
    • Replies: 0
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    DonN
    23rd March 2001, 04:50 PM Go to last post

  14. Unhappy Abraham and the Rabbi

    Started by Iain, 23rd March 2001 09:48 AM
    abraham, approached, bag, chortles, crafted, decided, goldstein, hundred, leather, life, local, offcuts, overnight, pass, produced, protests, rabbi, remember, replies, retire, returns, rub, shmollet, special, vollet, vollets, vont, vot, weeks, worker
    • Replies: 0
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    Iain
    23rd March 2001, 09:48 AM Go to last post

  15. Wink Equal Opportunity Employer

    Started by Island Ape, 23rd March 2001 03:54 AM
    bilingual, chair, computer, copy, database, demonstrate, dog, employer, equal, expertise, inside, job, jumped, looked, manager, office, opportunity, proceeded, produced, programs, receptionist, sample, sign, spreadsheet, straight, time, told, trotted, type, window
    • Replies: 0
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    Island Ape
    23rd March 2001, 03:54 AM Go to last post

  16. Post LIVING IN THE 01'S

    Started by Gino, 21st March 2001 02:38 PM
    01s, anymore, bottom, budgets, defined, desk, diet, disclaimer, e-mail, email, experience, forward, free, friends, home, hospital, jokes, knowledge, left, list, living, meetings, permanent, phone, read, relevant, sick, staff, staple, walk
    • Replies: 0
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    Gino
    21st March 2001, 02:38 PM Go to last post

  17. Post Kids advice to kids

    Started by Gino, 18th March 2001 01:57 PM
    advice, andrew, armir, bad, buster, cat, cutie, dad, dust, eating, glass, hide, kellie, kids, kitten, kyoyo, mad, milk, mom, piece, polka-dot, school, shes, shorts, start, tic-tac, time, underwear, wear, white
    • Replies: 0
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    Gino
    18th March 2001, 01:57 PM Go to last post

  18. Smile The benefits of being a bloke. Part 1

    Started by Terry Porter, 14th March 2001 03:49 AM
    add, belly, benefits, bloke, car, character, chioce, decades, factor, freedom, garage, growing, hairstyle, hides, hips, hot, interview, job, lasts, mechanics, mood, moustache, notices, public, single, support, time, truth, urinal, world
    • Replies: 0
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    Terry Porter
    14th March 2001, 03:49 AM Go to last post

  19. Red face Prawnography!

    Started by oges, 5th March 2001 07:10 PM
    bit, laugh, prawnography
    • Replies: 0
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    oges
    5th March 2001, 07:10 PM Go to last post

  20. Post star bright

    Started by Gino, 4th March 2001 08:37 AM
    all-powerful, appears, approximately, beautiful, bright, day, evident, idiot, insignificant, kemo, lone, lord, meteorologically, millions, moment, past, quarter, ranger, sabi, silent, speaks, star, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, tomorrow, tonto, wakes, wise
    • Replies: 1
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    Iain
    4th March 2001, 09:42 AM Go to last post

  21. Wink Onehundredandeighty!

    Started by Island Ape, 10th February 2001 02:48 AM
    bounces, dart;, darts, dead, double, eighty, eyes, final, front, hits, nun, onehundredandeighty, row, scorer;, sitting, twenty, wire, world
    • Replies: 2
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    PenRex
    2nd March 2001, 06:44 PM Go to last post

  22. Post check these out

    Started by Gino, 1st March 2001 11:33 AM
    bag, black, blows, bomb, check, curious, guy, homicidal, hope, neil, paper, smile, squad
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,257
    RETIRED
    1st March 2001, 06:20 PM Go to last post

  23. Post March Holidays

    Started by oges, 1st March 2001 08:48 AM
    abductions, bizarre, bunsen, burner, buzzards, calendars, cracks, day, everyday, extraterrestrial, festival, furniture, goof-off, holidays, joe, life, live, march, mark, month, national, personally, pork, refinishing, roast, sacrifice, stick, supreme, tools, worship
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,471
    John Saxton
    1st March 2001, 04:14 PM Go to last post

  24. Post Best head lines for 200

    Started by Gino, 1st March 2001 11:53 AM
    200, court, crash, cut, death, defendant, dims, dropouts, found, half, head, hope, juvenile, kids, lines, local, nutritious, painting, peace, police, quickly, refuse, school, settled, shooting, stolen, strike, takes, tree, war
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,246
    Gino
    1st March 2001, 11:53 AM Go to last post

  25. Post One Nation

    Started by Gino, 1st March 2001 11:51 AM
    academy, anatomy, awards, bandit, billboard, concentrate, container, crack, date, dom, family, fence, jeans, mafia, market, means, nation, orange-juice, perignon, picture, pull, refused, reunion, smokey, snubbed, stock, volvo, vote, watch, womans
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,138
    Gino
    1st March 2001, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  26. Cool Ha , You Think You're Job Sucks !!

    Started by Dave in Cairns, 1st March 2001 12:08 AM
    2001.], cairns, dave, edited, job, march, message, sucks, [this
    • Replies: 0
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    Dave in Cairns
    1st March 2001, 12:08 AM Go to last post

  27. Post Naughty boy

    Started by Gino, 26th February 2001 11:05 AM
    bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, father, feed, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, naughty, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, walking, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,349
    Gino
    26th February 2001, 11:05 AM Go to last post

  28. Post expressions

    Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:21 PM
    ago, baby, baked, bed, ceramic, consent, cups, door, england, expressions, fornication, frequenters, handle, honey, hung, king, mead, mind, month, phrase, pints, placard, practice, pub, quarts, rim, ropes, sex, sleep, whistle
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,212
    Dave in Cairns
    22nd February 2001, 08:45 PM Go to last post

  29. Post Back from the dead

    Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:20 PM
    address, anguished, appeal, arrival, arrived, beach, day, dead, departed, died, e-mail, elderly, error, gate, grieving, haste, home, hot, husband, message, miami, monitor, preachers, scream, screen, told, wait, weather, widow, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,002
    John Saxton
    21st February 2001, 08:47 PM Go to last post

  30. Post Heaven

    Started by Charles Castle, 21st February 2001 08:33 PM
    agree, car, clipboard, couple, crash, decided, divorce, eternity, gates, heaven, involved, killed, lawyer, lost, married, marry, months, passed, pearly, peter, priest, red, shouted, table, temper, threw, time, waiting, wedding, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,434
    Charles Castle
    21st February 2001, 08:33 PM Go to last post

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