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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
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    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Post Why are wedding dresses white

    Started by Bazza, 22nd December 1999 09:18 PM
    appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,942
    Bazza
    22nd December 1999, 09:18 PM Go to last post

  2. How's it done????

    Started by Mark Woodward, 4th October 1999 10:02 PM
    1999.], edited, guys, hows, joke, love, mark, message, october, ubeaut, unbelievable, [this
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,529
    bob at woodheap vic
    20th December 1999, 08:33 PM Go to last post

  3. Lightbulb Sneaky!

    Started by Shane Watson, 17th December 1999 11:42 PM
    1999.], cheers, december, edited, message, shane, sneaky, watson, [this
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,627
    bobmundy
    18th December 1999, 07:13 PM Go to last post

  4. Talking Soccer

    Started by Jim Carroll, 13th December 1999 11:10 PM
    argentinian, arsenal, bush, chest, conclusion, dead, decided, discussion, divide, fair, food, guy, guys, jungle, left, liver, liverpool, manchester, mate, mates, play, played, soccer, source, squirmed, survivers, survivors, teams, united, vegetarian
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,010
    Jim Carroll
    13th December 1999, 11:10 PM Go to last post

  5. Talking Titanic

    Started by Neil Ellis, 10th December 1999 10:58 PM
    appealed, bloody, cheers, email, funny, humor, joke, neil, received, reckon, robbo, sense, sick, titanic
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,932
    Neil Ellis
    10th December 1999, 10:58 PM Go to last post

  6. Lightbulb Trains & BOOBS

    Started by Chris Longworth, 10th December 1999 12:20 PM
    1999.], boobs, chris, common, december, edited, kids, longworth, meant, message, playing, toy, trains, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,954
    Chris Longworth
    10th December 1999, 12:20 PM Go to last post

  7. Post I hate frogs

    Started by Bazza, 9th December 1999 09:52 PM
    bit, calls, disinterested, doctor, excessive, eyes, forest, frog, frogs, guy, guys, hate, hey, inches, joke, log, marry, perfect, pond, rolls, shorter, shouts, sitting, sort, thinks-lets, times, twitch-the, witch, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,610
    Bazza
    9th December 1999, 09:52 PM Go to last post

  8. Smile Been there,done that.

    Started by RETIRED, 9th December 1999 06:49 PM
    bonnie, coming, day, days, delivery, destination, directions, exiting, follow, hesitation, highway, highway.--contributed, husband, ian, kennedy, location, morning, officer, opposite, pulled, robbo, robertson, simple, sit, store, supply, tight, time, trucks, walked
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,762
    RETIRED
    9th December 1999, 06:49 PM Go to last post

  9. Wink Aristotle

    Started by Jim Carroll, 8th December 1999 10:24 PM
    aristotle, biult, boat, boats, builder, built, call, goat, harbour, home, homes, indiscretion, time, village
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,758
    Jim Carroll
    8th December 1999, 10:24 PM Go to last post

  10. Talking Loraine

    Started by Hartley, 3rd December 1999 01:19 PM
    1999.], absolutely, bank, besotted, bring, carried, current, day, december, drowned, edited, fell, girl, gorgeous, guy, loraine, lorraine, message, moment, ran, ready, river, robbo, singing, slipped, smiling, started, stopped, walk, [this
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,200
    AlexS
    7th December 1999, 08:10 AM Go to last post

  11. Lightbulb What wood is that?

    Started by Hartley, 22nd November 1999 09:59 AM
    ago, beenatree, bring, club, copped, flash, months, names, question, questions, quick, ray, replied, subject, timbers, treewood, unknown, wood
    • Replies: 4
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    Hartley
    30th November 1999, 06:39 PM Go to last post

  12. Post Get the facts first.

    Started by RETIRED, 28th November 1999 11:41 PM
    allowed, ball, breathlessly, clasping, crotch, day, facts, feels, fetal, finally, fine, gently, hands, hell, hurts, ian, immediately, inside, laid, loosened, massage, minutes, persisted, playing, position, remained, replied, robbo, robertson, thumb
    • Replies: 0
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    RETIRED
    28th November 1999, 11:41 PM Go to last post

  13. Post Sounds like some I know!

    Started by RETIRED, 25th November 1999 05:25 PM
    $100, $300, $400, contractor, contractors, crew, day, easy, figure, figuring, florida, guard, guy, guys, hire, ian, incredulous, job, materials, measure, moving, pencil, profit, quick, sounds, tape, texas, york
    • Replies: 0
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    RETIRED
    25th November 1999, 05:25 PM Go to last post

  14. Talking Randy the Rooster

    Started by Hartley, 22nd November 1999 09:44 AM
    awakening, barn, bed, day, distraught, ducks, expensive, farmer, flock, fowl, geese, hen, house, jumping, lake, lot, money, owns, pace, pigeons;, randy, randys, rooster, service, slow, takes, told, wham---he, worried, yard
    • Replies: 0
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    Hartley
    22nd November 1999, 09:44 AM Go to last post

  15. Paddy & Mick

    Started by Jim Carroll, 15th November 1999 10:28 PM
    answers, aye, door, head, home, knock, mick, missus, night, noticed, paddy, road, road.paddy, shaun, shauns, sitting, taller, walking
    • Replies: 2
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    bobmundy
    17th November 1999, 12:05 AM Go to last post

  16. Deaf

    Started by RETIRED, 14th November 1999 06:30 AM
    answer, bastard, chicken, day, deaf, dinner, directly, dishes, doctor, feet, fifteen, finally, fourth, home, honey, ian, kitchen, moves, question, replies, response, robbo, robertson, stands, supper, ten, test, time, wife, wifes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,871
    RETIRED
    14th November 1999, 06:30 AM Go to last post

  17. WOMAN A Chemical Analysis

    Started by Jim Carroll, 25th October 1999 11:18 PM
    activity, agent, alcohol, analysis, care, cars, caution, cheap, chemical, common, dangerous, dates, highly, increased, insoluble, left, liquids, material, money, neutral, ornamental, powerfull, quantities, reducing, repels, saturated, sense, speciman, sports, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,595
    Jim Carroll
    25th October 1999, 11:18 PM Go to last post

  18. rabbits

    Started by Judy, 15th October 1999 10:07 PM
    chased, days, minutes, pack, rabbit, rabbits, run, stay, thicket, wolves
    • Replies: 0
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    Judy
    15th October 1999, 10:07 PM Go to last post

  19. Blondes & Sheep

    Started by Chris Longworth, 9th October 1999 10:34 AM
    1999.], amazed, blonde, blondes, car, cattle, choose, chris, colour, dog, edited, facinated, farmer, feeling, hair, hear, home, jokes, longworth, message, october, pleased, selection, sheep, sick, tired, totally, true, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,168
    Chris Longworth
    9th October 1999, 10:34 AM Go to last post

  20. Too true

    Started by RETIRED, 8th October 1999 08:34 PM
    art, carpenters, conversation, day, hire, hour, ian, lost, robbo, robertson, true
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,906
    RETIRED
    8th October 1999, 08:34 PM Go to last post

  21. Free ride

    Started by Chris Longworth, 8th October 1999 08:30 PM
    $20.00, $30.00, $50.00, agian, bag, bought, car, dad, deal, driver, eat, free, kid, lollies, looked, offer.if, pulled, ride, said-, school, stopped, volvo, walked, walking, window
    • Replies: 0
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    Chris Longworth
    8th October 1999, 08:30 PM Go to last post

  22. Bragging

    Started by Bazza, 8th October 1999 07:51 PM
    bet, braggart, bragging, construction, feat, fun, grabbed, handles, haul, minutes, money, mouth, nodding, outbuilding, outdo, reached, replied, site, special, strength, strong, wages, weeks, wheel, wheelbarrow, worker, workmen
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,359
    RETIRED
    8th October 1999, 08:10 PM Go to last post

  23. The grass Is always Greener??

    Started by RETIRED, 4th October 1999 01:03 AM
    blondes, blue, color, contractor, day, earth, grass, green, greener, head, house, ian, leans, nods, pad, paper, perplexed, pulls, robbo, robertson, slide, street, time, wander, window, woman, write, writes, yell, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,085
    RETIRED
    4th October 1999, 01:03 AM Go to last post

  24. Purloined from Another BB.

    Started by RETIRED, 18th September 1999 09:15 AM
    1999.], box, buddy, burglary, crooks, day, died, edited, forgot, grabbed, head, heavy, hold, ian, landing, lesson, lifted, message, partner, plunged, purloined, rail, robbo, robertson, september, shortly, stored, weighed, wooden, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,096
    RETIRED
    18th September 1999, 09:15 AM Go to last post

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