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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,588
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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  1. Talking The Irish Again

    Started by Hartley, 6th February 2000 06:42 PM
    asleep, awakens, bar, bartender, bed, called, closed, crawls, door, drinking, falls, figures, finally, flat, hell, irish, irishmans, leave, left, morning, night, pub, shouting, sound, stand, standing, stands, time, wheelchair, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,727
    6th February 2000, 06:42 PM Go to last post
  2. Cool A Joke

    Started by Don K, 6th February 2000 09:56 AM
    adulation, baseball, bat, battered, batty, bear, beautifully, call, don, due, giving, guy, hand, head, job, joke, kills, knuckle, knuckles, knuclkes, love, mafia, poo, realy, regale, slays, whilst, wise, wood, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,177
    7th February 2000, 09:42 AM Go to last post
  3. Cool Yet another Irish Joke - in bad taste

    Started by AlexS, 7th February 2000 04:26 PM
    bad, bank, broke, contained, dessert, dish, dishes, dublin, found, headlines, irelands, irish, joke, largest, leader, morning, nice, post, read, rest, robbed, rows, safecracker, sperm, strongboxes, strongroom, taste, theyed, valuables, vanilla
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,201
    7th February 2000, 05:51 PM Go to last post
  4. Post ierish medickail dickshonairy

    Started by bob at woodheap vic, 7th February 2000 10:59 PM
    aware, bloke, cousin, damn, dickshonairy, elvis, fainted, fatherhood, hiding, ierish, impotent, killed, labour, medickail, node, outpatient, pain, pap, pelvis, person, recovery, rectum, rome, secretion, seizure, smear, table, tablet, terminal, upholstery
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,969
    7th February 2000, 10:59 PM Go to last post
  5. Question Strange Laws

    Started by Hartley, 10th February 2000 12:23 PM
    act, allowed, animals, breasts, brick, daughter, flash, forbidden, genitals, guam, hand, husband, illegal, job, law, laws, legally, makes, male, santa, sex, shudder, skirt, strange, time, vending, virgins, whilst, witness, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,369
    12th February 2000, 05:56 PM Go to last post
  6. Post Things To Ponder

    Started by RETIRED, 26th February 2000 05:27 PM
    backwards, bomb, bottled, bright, closed, day, evian, feet, fence, gathers, grass, greener, ian, lapd, light, misquoted, mouth, mowed, naive, notice, ponder, robbo, robertson, sound, spelled, squad, t-shirt, things, water, worn
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,383
    26th February 2000, 05:27 PM Go to last post
  7. Lightbulb sex ...of course

    Started by bob at woodheap vic, 5th March 2000 07:39 PM
    beer, belly, corpulant, fuel, gentleman, love, machine, sex, shirt, sporting, tank, tee, waistline, woodturner, worn
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,396
    7th March 2000, 12:41 PM Go to last post
  8. Talking Jogging

    Started by Jim Carroll, 9th March 2000 10:31 PM
    bang, cold, condom, door, feet, front, girlfriend, guy, hardens, heard, jogging, joins, jumps, luck, merry, months, nude, past, rain, ready, realise, replys, road, runner, runners, soul, spirit, toughens, wearing, winter
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,230
    9th March 2000, 10:31 PM Go to last post
  9. Wink One For the Farmers!

    Started by Shane Watson, 14th March 2000 05:53 PM
    140, 430, acres, attorney, attorneys, beat, church, conversation, day-voices, deere, divorce, exasperated, farmer, farmers, file, finally, grounds, grudge, interview, john, meaningful, office, park, sir, suit, understand, walked, wear, wife, yea
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,457
    14th March 2000, 05:53 PM Go to last post
  10. Angry The Wife's Favourite. . . . .

    Started by PenRex, 7th April 2000 02:02 PM
    2000.], april, aspire, comic, darts, dear, edited, enjoyment, everyones, favourite, half, lord, loses, message, online, reads, rex, someday, strip, ubeaut, vice-versa, wife, wifes, woodworking, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,768
    7th April 2000, 02:02 PM Go to last post
  11. Post Termites

    Started by Mark Woodward, 13th April 2000 03:37 AM
    bar, pub, tender, termite, termites, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,410
    13th April 2000, 03:37 AM Go to last post
  12. Post More Beer - Alcohol Warning

    Started by Hartley, 26th April 2000 10:47 PM
    alcohol, appearing, beer, cones, consumption, continuum, converse, disappear, influx, kung-fu, laughing, lead, literally, logically, morning, mystical, opposite, people, possess, powers, pregnancy, roll, scary, sex, signs, species, spitting, time, time-space, warning
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,776
    26th April 2000, 10:47 PM Go to last post
  13. Thumbs down Dooden Car

    Started by Hartley, 26th April 2000 10:49 PM
    car, dooden, happened, wooden
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,019
    7th May 2000, 04:53 PM Go to last post
  14. Talking Speed

    Started by Jim Carroll, 8th May 2000 12:12 AM
    blonde, rode, snail, speed, turtles, wabbit, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,404
    8th May 2000, 12:12 AM Go to last post
  15. Talking Easter Eggs??? Ah!!

    Started by ubeaut, 22nd April 2000 02:24 PM
    >>>, >>>>, >>>>>, >>>>>>, >>>>>>>, >>>>>>>>, >>>>>>>>>, >>>>>>>>>>, dear, easter, eggs, mummy, wait
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,490
    8th May 2000, 12:15 AM Go to last post
  16. Post Which came first?

    Started by Charles Castle, 10th May 2000 02:32 PM
    agreed, arguing, ark, book, brickie, bricks, built, cables, carpenter, chapter, day, downpour, elephants, finish, genesis, giraffes, god, held, hippopotamuses, laid, light, shed, sitting, smirk, sparkie, subbies, time, trade, verse, waiting
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,339
    10th May 2000, 06:38 PM Go to last post
  17. Smile Pythagas Theorem

    Started by DonN, 25th May 2000 07:55 PM
    baby, boy, boys, deer, elk, equal, hides, hippopotamus, indian, pregnant, prove, pythagas, skin, slept, sons, squarws, squaw, squaws, theorem, twin
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,549
    25th May 2000, 07:55 PM Go to last post
  18. Unhappy Loving Excuses

    Started by Hartley, 5th June 2000 11:40 AM
    afraid, balls, ceiling, cold, crack, cum, dear, drunk, excuses, fight, golf, hear, home, kicked, laid, late, loving, move, nose, play, running, screw, sheets, stuck, succeed, time, times, toes, watching, zipper
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,965
    5th June 2000, 11:40 AM Go to last post
  19. Exclamation What Denomination Is Your Bra?

    Started by Chris Longworth, 11th June 2000 09:11 AM
    2000.], army, baptist, befuddled, bra, catholic, chris, denomination, differences, edited, hills.”, june, lifts, longworth, masses, message, mole, prefer?”, presbyterian, relived, replied, saleslady, salvation, support, type, types, [this, “it’s, “the, “there
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,629
    13th June 2000, 04:43 PM Go to last post
  20. Smile A heart warming story

    Started by Gino, 16th June 2000 07:40 PM
    choosing, crab, dancing, deadly, declan, fathers, finally, gasped, heart, inconsolable, join, kate, king, lobster, lobsters, merry, pissed, princess, refused, scuttled, sideways, sit, spoke, step, story, suddenly, taking, throne, warming, wide
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,211
    16th June 2000, 07:40 PM Go to last post
  21. Smile Hell and the Devil

    Started by Gino, 16th June 2000 07:42 PM
    awesome, bet, blackjack, cares, cool, craps, day, dead, devil, drink, drugs, fridays, gamble, gonna, grimaces, guy, hell, love, matter, mondays, ooooh, realized, remember, roulette, slots, smoke, wednesdays, worries, wow, you’re
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,392
    16th June 2000, 07:42 PM Go to last post
  22. Talking Different vase

    Started by Judy, 16th June 2000 11:30 PM
    bought, bouquet, devoted, expect, flowers, handed, husband, intentions, legs, loved, lovely, prove, received, roses, sex, spend, spread, suppose, suspicious, vase, weekend, wife, wishing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,473
    16th June 2000, 11:30 PM Go to last post
  23. Smile a boy and his frog

    Started by Gino, 22nd June 2000 07:02 PM
    baby-sitter, bastard, boy, catch, counter, dad, dead, dollars, fifty, frog, hell, home, killed, madam, milkman, mom, past, piece, prostitute, pulling, replies, sex, shell, slams, smile, son, string, syphilis, takes, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,413
    23rd June 2000, 08:52 AM Go to last post
  24. Post Clean one

    Started by tony bell, 19th June 2000 08:29 PM
    barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clean, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,062
    24th June 2000, 10:19 PM Go to last post
  25. Wink How true.

    Started by hook, 25th June 2000 10:52 AM
    2000.], boobs, edited, hook, june, message, robbo, ten, true, women, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,147
    25th June 2000, 10:52 AM Go to last post
  26. Post Where can I get one?

    Started by Mal, 28th June 2000 01:20 AM
    answered, approaching, bit, black, borrow, cemetery, curiosity, died, disturb, dog, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, line, luv, mal, moment, mother-in-law, nearby, passes, poignant, procession, replied, silence, sir, thoughtful, unusual, walking, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,170
    28th June 2000, 01:20 AM Go to last post
  27. Post termite joke

    Started by tim k, 27th June 2000 02:18 PM
    bar, joke, tender, termite, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,849
    28th June 2000, 09:06 AM Go to last post
  28. Cool a late night

    Started by Rod, 28th June 2000 02:51 PM
    alcohol, angry, assume, beer, breakfast, breath, collar, door, husband, late, lipstick, met, morning, night, oclock, reason, replied, snarled, waltzing, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,580
    28th June 2000, 06:38 PM Go to last post
  29. Post Two Old Pensioners ;)

    Started by John Saxton, 4th July 2000 01:35 AM
    ago, collapse, equates, experiences, fence, fifty, finally, flying, gas, goffy, holiday, lady, life, met, movement, pensioners, phenomenal.limbs, pulls, reflecting, remember, shag, single, sitting, stop, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,405
    4th July 2000, 01:35 AM Go to last post
  30. Post women

    Started by Gino, 4th July 2000 03:57 PM
    adonis, answered, attack, beautiful, eyes, flock, found, frog, golfing, grant, handsome, heart, husband, inquired, kazam, mild, mine, release, replied, richer, richest, shes, ten, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,380
    4th July 2000, 06:32 PM Go to last post

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