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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
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    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  1. Post Computer assistance

    Started by AlexS, 23rd January 2002 07:52 AM
    acf, acfs, aol, assistance, assisted, attachments, bradley, commit, committed, computer, computing, email, facility, family, figure, frazier, lead, lives, living, loved, ltps, parents, pines, questions, residents, silicon, technologically, technology, times, understand
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,242
    AlexS
    23rd January 2002, 07:52 AM Go to last post

  2. 2 blondes

    Started by AlexS, 13th January 2006 09:21 PM
    3-piece, 5th, bad, blonde, blondes, brunette, build, butt, closed, dandruff, doors, elevator, floor, head, nice, noticed, perfect, replied, shoulders, suit
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,450
    scooter
    18th January 2006, 12:00 AM Go to last post

  3. Sensitivity...

    Started by AlexS, 28th November 2005 02:28 PM
    ambulance, answered, beer, bet, bluey, body, bruce, building, carrying, dead, door, fosters, guys, high-rise, husband, instantly, killed, lady, pretty, project, replies, sensitive, sensitivity, steve, steves, told, unbelievable, widow, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,187
    bennylaird
    29th November 2005, 07:13 AM Go to last post

  4. Photography

    Started by AlexS, 19th November 2016 05:37 PM
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,099
    Handyjack
    21st November 2016, 08:13 PM Go to last post

  5. Freedom!

    Started by AlexS, 18th July 2005 02:39 PM
    bit, carrots, closer, completely, dying, eat, eating, fantastic, field, free, freedom, friend, grass, growing, guys, laboratory, lettuce, live, panted, rabbit, rabbits, replied, softly, spent, spoke, stared, tasted, time, wild, wonderful
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,301
    Gingermick
    18th July 2005, 06:58 PM Go to last post

  6. Freak out time!

    Started by AlexS, 3rd September 2004 10:37 PM
    balloons, car, drivers, freak, tie, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,262
    AlexS
    3rd September 2004, 10:37 PM Go to last post

  7. At the dentist (1)

    Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:26 PM
    anaesthetic, bloke, blue, check, checks, continues, dentist, dentists, drilling, drills, filling, hang, hell, insists, intend, patient, pill, pleas, prepares, refuse, start, starts, teeth, tells, viagra
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,599
    RETIRED
    17th February 2005, 09:08 PM Go to last post

  8. Splinters

    Started by AlexS, 8th November 1999 02:42 PM
    agency, angry, bird, bureau, doctor, examination, forestry, hell, hours, lady, land, managed, management, parks, reappeared, recreational, remove, returned, sat, service, splinters, til, timber, told, tree, understand, view, wait, waited, wildlife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,276
    ss_11000
    12th January 2007, 04:16 PM Go to last post

  9. Blonde blokes

    Started by AlexS, 21st March 2003 08:27 AM
    amazed, bloke, blokes, blonde, brow, city, council, day, dig, effort, fellows, fill, fills, follow, furiously, guy, hard, hole, hole-digger, partner, plants, putting, sick, sighed, story, team, three-man, trees, understand, wiped
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,341
    AlexS
    21st March 2003, 08:27 AM Go to last post

  10. With apologies to Zed...

    Started by AlexS, 25th May 2005 10:39 PM
    amusement, apologies, belts, blonde, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, crowd, demanded, diego, dollars, driver, driving, fifty, hours, left, money, movies, road, san, screech, seat, strapped, suddenly, truck, zed, zoo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,184
    AlexS
    25th May 2005, 10:39 PM Go to last post

  11. Post Condolences

    Started by AlexS, 26th February 2002 11:01 PM
    >she, ago, birthday, black, body, breasts, condolences, condom, daughter, deepest, erection, explore, fondle, husband, lacy, lost, lucky, mourning, night, nude, offer, pair, panties, replies, sadie, scenario, shes, standing, stood, suit
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,123
    AlexS
    26th February 2002, 11:01 PM Go to last post

  12. Post A rare condition

    Started by AlexS, 1st March 2002 11:12 PM
    bad, class, condition, crazy, decides, disturbed, drive, feeling, gently, legs, minutes, orgasm, pass, pepper, plane, rare, replies, riding, sending, signals, sir, sneeze, sneezes, takes, taking, times, tissue, wiped, wipes, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,319
    AlexS
    1st March 2002, 11:12 PM Go to last post

  13. The perfect man...

    Started by AlexS, 2nd June 2005 09:44 PM
    amazing, answer, avoid, blacks, cabbie, change, eat, fellow, fix, fork, fuse, guy, highly, jams, man, married, meet, met, mmmhmm, moishe, neighborhood, passenger, perfect, polished, quickest, shoes, taxi, traffic, widow, wow
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,739
    graemet
    3rd June 2005, 10:58 PM Go to last post

  14. Post How woodworkers choose their wives

    Started by AlexS, 18th February 2000 10:13 AM
    $5000, asset, biggest, boobs, buying, choose, decide, equipment, finally, gallery, girlfriends, grows, happy, line, love, married, marry, money, people, sell, setting, shed, spent, told, tools, trees, valuable, wives, woodworker, woodworkers
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 3,092
    Jeff
    16th January 2007, 01:37 PM Go to last post

  15. View from the balcony

    Started by AlexS, 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM
    ambulance, andersons, apartment, balcony, bed, bike, called, car, company, coopers, dad, drove, father, kid, matts, moments, mum, passed, quickie, replied, report, riding, send, sex, shot, son, standing, startled, ten-year-old, view
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,414
    AlexS
    3rd February 2007, 10:28 PM Go to last post

  16. Thumbs up Interesting web link

    Started by AlexS, 3rd April 2001 04:51 PM
    check, interesting, link, page, surfers, web
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,513
    Shane Watson
    3rd April 2001, 05:58 PM Go to last post

  17. Gone fishing...

    Started by AlexS, 4th July 2005 06:10 PM
    4th, 5.30, alarm, continue, conversation, deal, easy, fish, fishing, fourth, guy, guys, hour, house, idea, married, nudge, paint, pool, promise, realized, remodel, set, sex, shut, sun-block, wear, weekend, wife, word
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,181
    echnidna
    5th July 2005, 01:37 PM Go to last post

  18. Irish jokes for St. Pat's day

    Started by AlexS, 16th March 2005 07:14 PM
    aye, bless, bottle, brothel, day, enter, found, god, grave, home, irish, irishmen, jokes, late, lived, michael, night, ogradys, paddy, pat, pats, priest, pub, seamus, sean, shame, soul, tis, trooper, wine
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,877
    Iain
    18th March 2005, 08:45 AM Go to last post

  19. Talking No grasshopper but a cat

    Started by AlexS, 7th September 2000 08:05 AM
    absolute, agent, agents, agrees, amazed, bit, bloke, book, capital, cat, cats, cities, classical, eventually, grasshopper, jazz, jumped, keyboard, loudly, month, musical, orchestrate, play, popular, running, simply, tour, virtuoso, window, worlds
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,540
    AlexS
    7th September 2000, 08:05 AM Go to last post

  20. Little Johnny again

    Started by AlexS, 26th June 2006 01:47 PM
    answers, cigarette, drunk, guy, johnny, kid, remember, replies, sex, smoke, smoking, son, start, street, stunned, time, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,278
    AlexS
    26th June 2006, 01:47 PM Go to last post

  21. The bare truth

    Started by AlexS, 26th January 2009 10:23 PM
    bare, bear, bears, berry, czech, czechoslovakian, family, female, friend, grabbed, high-powered, lawyer, local, looked, male, mercedes, morning, nearest, plagued, raced, ran, replied, rifle, sheriff, summer, time, told, town, truth, visions
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,398
    MICKYG
    27th January 2009, 11:48 AM Go to last post

  22. Kinfolks

    Started by AlexS, 14th January 2005 08:06 PM
    banged, billy-bob, bit, breeze, bubba, dat, eek, fishin, head, house, kin, kinfolks, ovah, pregnant, scratched, shooting, shore, sitting, snuck, trailers, wife, wuz
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,448
    Kev Y.
    19th January 2005, 08:27 AM Go to last post

  23. Lost in translation.

    Started by AlexS, 14th October 2005 12:44 PM
    angrily, arrived, audi, breaking, busy, call, car, checkpoint, englishmen, fiat, guys, idiot, illegal, intelligence, law, lost, means, murphy, officer, paddy, people, quattro, replies, responds, speak, stops, supervisor, tells, translation, uno
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,122
    AlexS
    14th October 2005, 12:44 PM Go to last post

  24. Smile Bats

    Started by AlexS, 7th November 2000 09:46 AM
    bat, bats, blood, cave, covered, finally, flapping, forest, frenzy, fresh, hanging, hassling, huge, hundreds, milled, night, oak, parked, pretty, river, roof, screamed, sleep, slowed, smelt, tongues, tree, trees, valley, vampire
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,274
    AlexS
    7th November 2000, 09:46 AM Go to last post

  25. When you grow old...

    Started by AlexS, 31st May 2005 01:09 PM
    1st, ago, alive, april, attorney, bastard, breasts, defence, died, ebner, excited, feel, feeling, fool, grow, happened, hell, lady, laid, night, porch, rub, rubbing, sat, shot, spicy, stop, told, words, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,475
    AlexS
    31st May 2005, 01:09 PM Go to last post

  26. Bought SWMBO a tool kit...

    Started by AlexS, 24th July 2003 11:25 AM
    bought, chose, kit, swmbo, tool
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,646
    Fantapantz
    2nd August 2003, 08:28 AM Go to last post

  27. Nude beach

    Started by AlexS, 30th November 2004 09:42 AM
    answer, beach, bigger, boy, dad, daddy, dumber, dumbest, eek, father, girl, larger, mother, noticed, nude, ocean, person, play, promptly, replied, returned, returns, satisfied, shortly, son, talking, talks, tells, told, willies
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 3,234
    AlexS
    1st December 2004, 01:44 PM Go to last post

  28. Wink drug warning

    Started by AlexS, 9th November 2001 08:04 AM
    apparently, attacked, bad, beer, drug, familiar, feeling, guy, happened, lifes, male, night, occurred, pages, pub, relationship, scam, sex, shocking, stung, support, times, town, unfortunate, vague, victims, warning, women, worth, yellow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,234
    AlexS
    9th November 2001, 08:04 AM Go to last post

  29. Steve Irwin

    Started by AlexS, 16th August 2005 11:23 PM
    bar, beer, blonde, bottle, cheered, croc, crowd, delivered, drinks, fell, free, genitalia, genitals, hand, hard, head, hit, hush, irwin, minute, mouth, offer, pay, promised, removed, spoke, steve, stood, timidly, unscathed
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,410
    AlexS
    16th August 2005, 11:23 PM Go to last post

  30. Taking an esky to the cricket!

    Started by AlexS, 23rd December 2004 12:41 PM
    cricket, esky, morning, taking
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,893
    oges
    24th December 2004, 07:13 AM Go to last post

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