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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
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    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  1. 'What gender is 'computer'?'

    Started by groverwa, 14th July 2009 08:58 PM
    accessories, class, commit, commitment, computador, computer, computers, concluded, data, feminine, gender, half, lot, masculine, memory, on;, paycheck, problem;, realize, retrieval;, solve, spanish, spending, supposed, teacher, term, themselves;, time, waited, womens
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,269
    tea lady
    16th July 2009, 11:40 PM Go to last post

  2. (Sigh) bored .....

    Started by masoth, 15th March 2007 11:42 AM
    act, bored, drank, finish, killed, lovely, madness, mate, sigh, sothc, varnish
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,762
    masoth
    15th March 2007, 10:10 PM Go to last post

  3. Wink -- Dont make criminals like the used too --

    Started by oges, 18th January 2001 11:07 AM
    blind, brett, burglary, complied, confused, criminals, dallas, decided, evidently, head, houston, knife, left, lie, make, money, moved, partner, ran, reason, robber, robbers, set, shot, standing, startled, steal, store, television, walked
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,323
    Iain
    18th January 2001, 04:59 PM Go to last post

  4. ...... in my pants

    Started by Doughboy, 16th August 2006 02:46 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    antz, fair, follow, fun, movie, nature, pants, peoples, pete, play, start
    • Replies: 43
    • Views: 4,468
    Woodgrub
    1st September 2006, 04:37 AM Go to last post

  5. ...............

    Started by Christopha, 21st July 2004 11:49 PM
    $10, $100, 12-year-old, answered, bag, bloody, bought, boy, car, dad, day, driver, flamin, ford, listen, live, lollies, offered, pulled, quizzed, replied, rolling, screamed, sigh, slowly, street, stuffed, walking, window, wound
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,491
    Geoff Dean
    23rd July 2004, 08:01 AM Go to last post

  6. ......quick and to the point

    Started by Breslau, 19th August 2013 02:33 AM
    1944, 206, 747, active, alpha, arrogant, coolly, dark, exchange, expect, frankfurt, gate, ground, impatience, land, location, lot, main, one-seven, parking, point, pulled, quick, runway, slowed, speedbird, stand, stop, taxi, taxiway
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,447
    RicB
    24th August 2013, 04:35 PM Go to last post

  7. ..Tastes in music

    Started by underfoot, 7th September 2013 06:39 AM
    denigrate, heavy, means, metal, music, tastes
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,036
    rustynail
    7th September 2013, 06:52 PM Go to last post

  8. .Never underestimate the elderly!

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 30th April 2020 09:06 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 835
    Sir Stinkalot
    2nd May 2020, 10:12 AM Go to last post

  9. 0-100 what....

    Started by Iain, 21st June 2005 12:29 PM
    0-100, 100, 2seconds, answers, attached, bar, bloke, blokes, bought, car, cars, fastest, ferrari, guess, nice, picture, porsche, read, red, sitting, talking, wife, world, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 946
    Kev Y.
    21st June 2005, 03:14 PM Go to last post

  10. 1 Direction

    Started by smidsy, 22nd August 2013 11:31 AM
    2013, 5.37, compilation, direction, fails, harry, hate, nuts, scroll, smacked, ultimate, youtube
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,107
    CAG
    30th August 2013, 01:44 AM Go to last post

  11. 1,000,000 monkeys

    Started by Barry Hicks, 12th August 2007 07:15 AM
    000, banging, entire, eventually, heard, internet, million, monkeys, reproduce, shakespeare, true, typewriters
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,639
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    13th August 2007, 05:05 PM Go to last post

  12. 10 Best Caddy Responses

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 9th April 2019 08:44 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,842
    rwbuild
    10th April 2019, 12:57 AM Go to last post

  13. 10 bucks for a homeless man

    Started by waco, 21st October 2003 07:28 AM
    beer, bucks, cooked, dinner, dirty, disease, disgusting, district, dollars, exclaimed, food, furious, gamble, gambling, golf, home, homeless, light, lousy, man, money, pretty, red, replied, sex, smell, spend, ten, terrific, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,983
    waco
    21st October 2003, 07:28 AM Go to last post

  14. Cool 10 STEP GUIDE FOR THE DO-IT-YOURSELFER....

    Started by Shane Watson, 1st February 2001 03:01 PM
    alarm, battery;, bulb, clock, credit, doityourselfer, dropped, empty;, fuse;, guide, healed, kicking, level, minded, miracles, paint, people, pounding, redefine, replace, screwdriver, starts, step, stupid, succeed, success, suddenly, switch, tank, throwing
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,066
    Iain
    1st February 2001, 05:11 PM Go to last post

  15. 10 Useless Inventions

    Started by rod1949, 25th June 2007 05:44 PM
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    1 2
    air, black, board, braille, conditioner, correction, dart, driver’s, failures, fake, fluid, highlighter, inflatable, internet, inventions, manual, mesh, motorcycle, notes, post-it, power, report, rhinestones, sugar-coated, super-glue, system, toothpaste, umbrella, useless
    • Replies: 21
    • Views: 4,001
    mickelmaster
    21st May 2009, 07:56 AM Go to last post

  16. 10 WORDS (G rated) THAT DON’T EXIST, BUT SHOULD:

    Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 04:15 PM
    act, ay’, badly, diners, don’t, exist, fancy, frust, ground, gyu, lactomangulation, lak’, lay’, manhandling, milk, pepper, phone, purpose, rated, resort, restaurant, rug, shun, sole, spout, sweep, waiter, walking, words, ‘illegal’
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,186
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    12th January 2006, 11:38 PM Go to last post

  17. 10 y.o. blues

    Started by Barry Hicks, 7th October 2007 03:53 PM
    bees, birds, blues, boy, bunny, bursting, confused, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, lad, laid, left, live, promise, santa, sobbed, son, speech, tears, tooth, wrong, y.o
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,129
    againstthegrain
    7th October 2007, 06:50 PM Go to last post

  18. 10 years

    Started by Barry Hicks, 16th August 2007 08:45 AM
    court, crime, die, found, guilty, guy, honour, imprisonment, judge, prison, protested, replied, sentenced, serious, worry, y.o, years
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,512
    Allan at Wallan
    16th August 2007, 04:09 PM Go to last post

  19. 10 years time

    Started by Tonyz, 6th February 2004 11:13 PM
    alteimerzs, ammount, breast, breasted, clue, damn, erections, implants, means, money, permanent, spent, time, viagra, women, years
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,513
    Tonyz
    6th February 2004, 11:13 PM Go to last post

  20. Question 103%

    Started by DPB, 31st July 2003 05:28 PM
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5, 100%, 100%?confused, 103%, 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5, 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20, 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11, 96%, 98%, assist, calculation, expect, giving, meetings, offering, offers, people, percentage, represented
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,248
    DPB
    31st July 2003, 05:28 PM Go to last post

  21. 10th anniversary

    Started by wayfarer, 30th January 2008 07:53 PM
    10th, anniversary, bed, bit, brian, couple, cronulla, darling, hold, husband, life, love, lying, moment, morning, occasion, past, perfect, played, ponders, sex, special, spice, ten, trade, tricks, understand, wedding, wife, wifes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,406
    wayfarer
    30th January 2008, 07:53 PM Go to last post

  22. Smile 110% Effort

    Started by DarrylF, 29th August 2002 09:43 PM
    100%, 103%, 110%, 118%, 96%, 98%, achieving, attitude, close, day, effort, giving, hardwork, helpful, knowledge, life, makes, math, meetings, nice, people, prove, reason, represented, stands, top
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,425
    coastie
    8th September 2002, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  23. 12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burnt the Turkey

    Started by Rodgera, 24th November 2006 07:05 AM
    bird, blackened, burnt, cajun, cardiovascular, carving, cheese, desserts, dinner, eats, football, guests, guys, pants, play, provide, quicker, reasons, salmonella, sandwiches, thankful, turkey, unbuttoned, uncle, uninvited, walk, weeks, workout, yard, you-know-who
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,344
    echnidna
    24th November 2006, 06:48 PM Go to last post

  24. 12-Hour Shifts

    Started by Rodgera, 11th February 2017 10:24 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 868
    Rodgera
    11th February 2017, 10:24 AM Go to last post

  25. Moved: 123?

    Started by goat, 31st January 2007 08:15 AM
    123
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  26. Talking 13 Things PMS Stands For

    Started by Kev Y., 28th November 2005 09:19 PM
    mid-section, mood, munching, murder, pack, pardon, pass, people, perpetual, pimples, pissy, plainly;, pms, potential, provide, psychotic, shift, shotgun, sick, sobbing, spree, stands, stuff, suck, surface, suspect, sweatpants, sweets, syndrome, things
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,737
    Kev Y.
    29th November 2005, 12:19 PM Go to last post

  27. 13!

    Started by jaguarrh, 30th June 2008 06:34 PM
    bastard, day, eye, fence, gap, hospital, looked, mental, past, patients, planks, poked, roll, shouting, started, stick, walking
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,365
    Allan at Wallan
    30th June 2008, 08:25 PM Go to last post

  28. Red face 14 Things You Really Should Have Done Before Getting Married

    Started by Kev Y., 3rd November 2005 09:52 PM
    bits, carpet, clipping, effort, enjoy, fancy, female-shaped, friends, front, hold, house, inflatable, magazine, marriage, married, marry, mind, naked, opposite, partner, relish, rid, sex, space, straight, things, toenails, walk, wardrobe, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,167
    Kev Y.
    3rd November 2005, 09:52 PM Go to last post

  29. 16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...

    Started by normell, 22nd November 2005 10:00 AM
    alcohol, bar, bare, chardonnay, dance, drunk, eliminates, employees, friends, hoped, ideas, job, life, lot, lunch, makes, negotiations, party, profitable, reasons, relax, send, served, sitting, truck, work, |@@|@@|@, |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^, ||__|__|___|, |||
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,536
    Daddles
    22nd November 2005, 10:14 AM Go to last post

  30. 16 yr old exam answers

    Started by Stewie D, 29th November 2013 10:18 AM
    abdominal, answers, arab, benign, body, borax, bowels, brainium, cavity, cow, drink, exam, fight, heart, insist, kids, makes, moon, olds, people, safe, section’, sun, tides, time, turbine, water, word, worried, ‘caesarean
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,872
    A Duke
    1st December 2013, 11:24 PM Go to last post

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