Thread: 3 legged dog

There was a man walking through the street and because it was a very windy day, his hat blew off. On the other side of the street there was a man walking his dog. The hat landed in the dog's mouth. The owner of the hat said to the owner of the dog "Will you tell your dog to release my hat please?" The owner of the dog said "No", so the owner of the hat said "I don't like your attitude!" The owner of the dog said "It's not my attitude! "It's your hat he chewed!"

This is serious

I was visiting a farm with a colleague when a 3-legged came out to greet us.

The comment from my colleague to the cocky was "Good yard dog"

I wasn't sure if it was a joke, passing comment or question to the cocky about the dogs ability to work the sheep in the yards so I asked him later.

"cos it has 3 feet" was his answer

How stupid did I feel?

I'll try that on my daughter, she's got a 3 legged cat.