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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
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    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  1. Talking The drunk & the copper (true story)

    Started by Iain, 27th August 2000 07:05 PM
    bloody, brim, busy, centre, comments, confronts, copper, drunk, hard, hat, helmet, hot, intersection, jacksons, loyal, nail, operators, pith, regulation, roofing, safari, staggers, story, telling, time, true, type, walks, wear, wore
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,575
    John Saxton
    29th August 2000, 12:42 AM Go to last post

  2. Talking Birds of a Feather

    Started by John Saxton, 29th August 2000 04:44 PM
    answered, beads, birds, bought, brought, cage, country, exhaustive, feather, female, george-our, home, johnno, months, parrot, parrots, pet, pleased, prayers, priest, rosary, rosary.he, sets, shop, taught, time, tiny, town
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,274
    John Saxton
    29th August 2000, 04:44 PM Go to last post

  3. Post Whats the funniest thing you have done in thre workshop

    Started by Iain, 22nd August 2000 08:42 PM
    american, break, chain, chainsaw, cut, embarrassment, father, front, funniest, ice, informed, moments, post, sharing, sharpening, thing, thre, workshop, worth
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 2,662
    RETIRED
    29th August 2000, 04:56 PM Go to last post

  4. Wink To true

    Started by hook, 29th August 2000 08:04 PM
    bring, buy, care, caress, comfort, compliment, cuddle, dine, earth, food, hold, honour, hug, impress, kiss, listen, love, money, naked, protect, respect, spend, stand, stroke, support, tease, true, wine, woman
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,228
    John Saxton
    1st September 2000, 07:53 PM Go to last post

  5. Question Blessed are they................

    Started by Iain, 2nd September 2000 12:22 PM
    alive, blessed, buggers, church, collars, comment, dear, dinner, dirty, embarrassment, front, grandfather, mark, opposite, parties, pretty, priests, remember, scandal, sex, source, trousers, unsainted, wear, wearing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,190
    Iain
    2nd September 2000, 12:22 PM Go to last post

  6. Talking I like the way you're thinkin'

    Started by John Saxton, 2nd September 2000 08:50 PM
    answer, answered, biting, blushed, cone, cones, eating, guess, ice-creams, jimmy, johnno, licking, married, now.if, question, rest, ring, sitting, sucking, teacher, thinkin, thinking, wedding, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,150
    Iain
    2nd September 2000, 09:42 PM Go to last post

  7. Post Oh! a Tooth Forsooth

    Started by John Saxton, 5th September 2000 12:33 AM
    address, bright, burrowed, cheers, consult, dentures, doctor, fit, forsooth, johnno, juicy, life, perfecly.may, perfectly, pockets, produced, professionally, sadly, searching, served, set, shook, steak, stranger, tooth, troubled, undertaker
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,278
    John Saxton
    5th September 2000, 12:33 AM Go to last post

  8. Cool Another Parrot

    Started by Mal, 3rd September 2000 11:28 PM
    breaks, burglar, cage, call, coming, continues, doberman, hears, house, jesus, kitchen, listens, lounge, moses, night, occupants, odd, parrot, person, polly, replied, stops, voice, walked
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,750
    RETIRED
    5th September 2000, 01:49 PM Go to last post

  9. Cool Buffalo Theory

    Started by gazaly, 5th September 2000 02:03 PM
    alcohol, attacks, beer, beers, brain, buffalo, cells, consumption, efficient, eliminates, fast, faster, feel, herd, hunted, intake, killed, kills, machine, natural, naturally, operate, regular, selection, slowest, smarter, speed, theory, weaker, weakest
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,439
    Iain
    5th September 2000, 06:43 PM Go to last post

  10. Smile Parrot NO Dancing Duck

    Started by Iain, 6th September 2000 09:22 AM
    $2000, amazing, bar, biscuit, blows, candle, dancing, deal, duck, lad, lid, negotiates, night, parrot, people, performance, pouring, profits, pub, publican, responds, response, settle, shop, shut, simple, soar, stop, takes, tin
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,713
    John Saxton
    6th September 2000, 10:24 AM Go to last post

  11. Cool No parrot but a Grasshopper

    Started by gazaly, 6th September 2000 10:36 AM
    bar, barman, drink, grasshopper, kevin, named, parrot, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,503
    Iain
    6th September 2000, 03:00 PM Go to last post

  12. Talking No grasshopper but a cat

    Started by AlexS, 7th September 2000 08:05 AM
    absolute, agent, agents, agrees, amazed, bit, bloke, book, capital, cat, cats, cities, classical, eventually, grasshopper, jazz, jumped, keyboard, loudly, month, musical, orchestrate, play, popular, running, simply, tour, virtuoso, window, worlds
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,541
    AlexS
    7th September 2000, 08:05 AM Go to last post

  13. Cool Whats in a name ?

    Started by hook, 7th September 2000 08:15 PM
    answered, bar, beerfu@k, bill, carmen, cars, conversation, directly, eyes, mother, named, nice, replied, sheila, spots, starts, talk, uncle, warming
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,201
    hook
    7th September 2000, 08:15 PM Go to last post

  14. Smile Maybe she's right

    Started by hook, 9th September 2000 06:55 AM
    a.because, dinkum, fair, genius, hook, missus, plugged, q.why, reckons, sex, shes, smarter, told
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,338
    hook
    9th September 2000, 06:55 AM Go to last post

  15. Post Waste not want not

    Started by John Saxton, 10th September 2000 05:04 PM
    ,or, bone, brawn, chops, chose, complimented, drink, fresh, goodsaid, johnno, killed, local, mate, proudly, publican, publican.you, roast, sounds, traveller, waste, water, wild
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,349
    John Saxton
    10th September 2000, 05:04 PM Go to last post

  16. Talking Difference

    Started by gazaly, 11th September 2000 07:42 AM
    difference, hard, light, sleep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,282
    gazaly
    11th September 2000, 07:42 AM Go to last post

  17. Post Send off rule?

    Started by John Saxton, 11th September 2000 10:02 PM
    about?speaking, air, death, drenched.a, ear, grip, johnno, lash, mouth, neighbour, neighbour.what, piss-up, quick, rapidly, recently-sentenced, released, roman, rule, seat, send, slave, time, urinated, whip, whisperewd
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,245
    John Saxton
    11th September 2000, 10:02 PM Go to last post

  18. Talking Cloning and Faith

    Started by Iain, 12th September 2000 10:56 AM
    amazing, bar, body, built, christian, cloning, constructed, efficient, experience, faith, father, friend, god, happening, heritage, home, israel, jewish, left, patriarchs, pour, rabbi, researcher, returned, son, sons, stated, tradition, voice, workforce
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,206
    Iain
    12th September 2000, 10:56 AM Go to last post

  19. Talking Go Aussie Go

    Started by gazaly, 7th September 2000 09:24 AM
    aussie, australian, bed, blistering, breath, chest, commences, danish, darkness, deep, dives, effect, exhaustion, girl, hour, liquid, olympic, pace, pours, properly, repeat, shes, shot, stands, straight, swimmer, takes, team, tonic, wild
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,684
    Iain
    12th September 2000, 10:48 PM Go to last post

  20. Post Today's jokes

    Started by John Saxton, 13th September 2000 08:21 PM
    365, brings, bull, bulls, costume, cow, day, fed, fig, husband, inquire, johnno, jokes, leaf, learn, mated, month.you, mouth, nice, proceed, sign, stated, times, today, wife, wifes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,288
    John Saxton
    13th September 2000, 08:21 PM Go to last post

  21. Talking The Gladiator (bit like me)

    Started by Iain, 13th September 2000 09:13 PM
    2000.], 500, agent, apology, biggus, bit, boo, crowd, deflower, dickus, edited, expewriencing, gladiator, hiss, hour, iain, message, morning, multiple, offers, orgasm, rehearsals, september, terribly, thankyou, vestal, virgins, woman, wrong, [this
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,397
    Iain
    14th September 2000, 07:54 AM Go to last post

  22. Wink Olympic Condoms

    Started by oges, 14th September 2000 06:59 PM
    2000.], announces, brand, buys, change, cheekily, colour, colours, condoms, discovers, edited, gold, home, impressed, message, nice, oges, olympic, pack, proudly, replies, responds, september, shopping, silver, special, tonight, wear, wife, [this
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,365
    RETIRED
    14th September 2000, 11:48 PM Go to last post

  23. Unhappy See Saw

    Started by Iain, 15th September 2000 10:35 AM
    discussion, enetered, owned, robbo, sad, sawed, seesaw, soar, soars, sore
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,480
    ubeaut
    15th September 2000, 03:36 PM Go to last post

  24. Unhappy Pain and Suffering

    Started by Iain, 15th September 2000 10:10 PM
    hit, masochist, pain, sadist, suffering
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,318
    Iain
    15th September 2000, 10:10 PM Go to last post

  25. Angry Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Started by RETIRED, 14th September 2000 11:53 PM
    1st, ago, bosses, close, comfort, day, gooday, ian, joke, met, minutes, neil, post, robbo, robertson, time, warning, whilst, wife
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,035
    John Saxton
    17th September 2000, 02:02 AM Go to last post

  26. Talking Give the Devil his due

    Started by John Saxton, 17th September 2000 02:17 AM
    48years, afraid, bit, calmly, church, confused, devil, elderly, enemy, gentleman, infuriated, johnno, married, morning, nope, perturbed, presence, replied, satan, sister, started, town, ultimate, walked, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,290
    John Saxton
    17th September 2000, 02:17 AM Go to last post

  27. Talking Little Johhny at the School Play

    Started by Iain, 15th September 2000 04:56 PM
    act, announced, bunch, calls, cups, deep, f#+, farmyard, female, finally, gentlemen, hands, heard, johhny, ladies, neil, offensive, offered, perform, play, relented, school, services, social, stage, takes, thems, tractor, walks, workers
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,977
    John Saxton
    18th September 2000, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  28. Talking The Army (2)

    Started by Iain, 17th September 2000 03:42 PM
    answer, army, arrives, broad, called, chap, conscientous, date, desk, duty, equestrian, grounds, horse, lady, mess, national, objector, officer, pass, perform, prove, quaker, reason, replies, sergeant, service, talk, thee, usa, velocopede
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,598
    ubeaut
    19th September 2000, 12:21 AM Go to last post

  29. Red face Best Day Golfing

    Started by gazaly, 19th September 2000 08:14 AM
    apartment, appreciation, bastard, candle-lit, car, company, day, dinner, drives, everyday, fine, golf, golfing, home, match, monday, morning, night, passion, penthouse, pips, planned, play, playing, pulls, restaurant, round, surprise, tight, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,327
    Iain
    19th September 2000, 08:35 AM Go to last post

  30. Post Another little Johnny

    Started by John Saxton, 19th September 2000 08:46 PM
    baby, bloody, bottle, cats, dirt, holy, johnno, johnny, lad, liquid, motorbike, parish, passed, past, poured, querulously, savage, sitting, sizzle, watching, water, womans, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,228
    John Saxton
    19th September 2000, 08:46 PM Go to last post

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