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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
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    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  1. Cross eyed dog

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 12:15 PM
    allan, bloomin, cross, dog, door, dying, eyed, heavy, hope, minute, neighbour, picked, replied, time, vet, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 999
    Allan at Wallan
    23rd September 2007, 12:15 PM Go to last post

  2. Paddy in a fight

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:33 PM
    $500, 30c, allan, attacked, dying, fierce, fight, hidden, hope, miserable, paddy, replied, robbing, socks, street, succeeded, terrific, thugs, time, walking, woodturners, worried
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,801
    wheelinround
    8th November 2007, 02:29 PM Go to last post

  3. Now opening

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:39 PM
    airfield, allan, battered, bruised, bystander, decided, dying, ground, happened, hope, john, jumped, landing, lesson, munruben, opening, parachute, plane, replied, sunday, time, worried
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,376
    munruben
    7th November 2007, 10:00 PM Go to last post

  4. Forum T shirt

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:48 PM
    allan, doctor, dying, ears, forum, forums, gra, hope, nose, note, replied, shirt, snout, time, trouble, warrandyte, woodwork, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,136
    Gra
    7th November 2007, 02:50 PM Go to last post

  5. Painting the walls

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th October 2007 03:13 PM
    allan, barry, barrys, clothes, coats, day, decked, door, dying, hope, hot, house, instructions, mate, neighbour, paint, painting, ready, replied, results, stated, time, walls, wearing, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,226
    munruben
    19th October 2007, 03:19 PM Go to last post

  6. Eating out

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th August 2007 04:39 PM
    allan, anticipated, arrived, dinner, door, doorstep, dying, eating, excited, home, hope, jam, lights, locked, night, rang, sandwich, time, wife, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,362
    Allan at Wallan
    8th August 2007, 10:37 PM Go to last post

  7. Vacant seat

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th September 2007 10:32 AM
    ago, allan, belonged, booked, couple, crowd, days, died, dying, enjoyed, enjoying, friends, funeral, hope, husband, invited, lady, movie, noticed, replied, seat, shame, time, vacant, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,309
    munruben
    27th September 2007, 05:39 PM Go to last post

  8. Another M.I.L. joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th November 2007 08:49 AM
    allan, arsenic, chemist, chemists, dying, hope, joke, m.i.l, mil, mother-in-law, photograph, prescription, replied, shop, time, woodturner, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,222
    fenderbelly
    4th November 2007, 09:11 AM Go to last post

  9. Marriage woes

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:16 AM
    allan, consult, counsellor, day, decided, dying, guidance, hope, insistent, john, marriage, photographs, started, time, wedding, wife, woes, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,112
    woodcutta
    14th October 2007, 09:40 AM Go to last post

  10. Another flight attendant

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:26 AM
    actions, allan, appearance, attendant, condition, doctor, dying, eat, eating, flight, gay, hips, hope, medical, mintie, mouth, patient, person, quickly, replied, signs, straight, swaggering, tablets, time, told, traditional, week, weeks, worried
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,397
    Allan at Wallan
    14th October 2007, 10:53 AM Go to last post

  11. Wanted - another go.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th September 2007 09:06 PM
    allan, bullet, club, dying, foot, head, hit, home, hope, late, lower, night, roof, time, wanted, wife, woodworking, worried
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,156
    Rodgera
    21st September 2007, 07:59 AM Go to last post

  12. Half blind dog

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th November 2007 10:28 AM
    allan, blind, bored, cat, chasing, circles, contact, dog, dying, fitted, half, hope, lens, lenses, picture, remove, run, sight, time, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,285
    Tonyz
    8th November 2007, 08:44 PM Go to last post

  13. The ant and the elephant

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th September 2007 09:23 PM
    allan, ant, apologies, david, disturbing, dying, elephant, giraffe, hope, joke, love, news, story, time, tonight, worried
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,002
    pawnhead
    14th September 2007, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  14. Goodbye kiss

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th September 2007 12:14 PM
    allan, dying, goodbye, holiday, hope, kiss, kissing, stand, time, wife, worried
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,149
    Allan at Wallan
    20th September 2007, 06:06 PM Go to last post

  15. Munruben Cattle Ranch

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th September 2007 06:14 PM
    500, allan, bloke, branding, called, cattle, day, dying, hazy, head, heaven, hope, invested, lazy, luck, lucky, met, munruben, ranch, sevens, survived, time, worried
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,701
    munruben
    21st September 2007, 12:29 PM Go to last post

  16. Glass of beer

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th September 2007 11:53 AM
    added, allan, answer, bar, beer, call, decided, drinker, dying, glass, hope, left, minutes, nature, note, protect, read, returned, sitting, spat, time, worried, wrote
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 999
    munruben
    25th September 2007, 02:54 PM Go to last post

  17. Crook carby in the car

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th September 2007 02:53 PM
    allan, answered, attention, car, carby, crap, crook, dying, enquired, friend, hope, mechanic, pick, sadly, time, wallan, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,067
    pawnhead
    12th September 2007, 03:31 PM Go to last post

  18. An appealing case

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 08:30 PM
    allan, answered, appeal, appealing, case, child, children, doctor, dying, expecting, father, hope, lady, marrying, news, person, replied, responsible, time, visited, worried
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,041
    Old Croc
    24th October 2007, 11:25 PM Go to last post

  19. Sorting out ants

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th September 2007 03:18 PM
    allan, ants, check, class, dying, easy, female, females, hope, job, male, morning, night, science, sorting, spout, teapot, time, worried
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,320
    Allan at Wallan
    9th September 2007, 03:21 PM Go to last post

  20. Understanding your wife

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th September 2007 06:03 PM
    allan, dying, hope, marriage, time, times, understand, understanding, wife, woodturner, worried
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,125
    K_S
    25th September 2007, 11:21 PM Go to last post

  21. Marriage proposal

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 10:37 AM
    ago, allan, bashful, chap, dance, dances, days, dying, hope, marriage, married, marry, met, proposal, time, wife, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,090
    Capt. Zero
    7th October 2007, 11:54 AM Go to last post

  22. Give me a push

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th August 2007 01:18 PM
    allan, bedroom, bit, bride, chap, couple, distraught, door, dying, harsh, helped, honeymooning, hope, hurt, husband, knock, mate, motel, night, playground, push, replied, returning, settled, swing, time, trouble, voice, worried, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,243
    joe greiner
    19th August 2007, 03:40 PM Go to last post

  23. Moving house - remain "Calm"

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st October 2007 08:36 PM
    ago, allan, calm, carefully, concentrating, couple, david, dropped, dying, excessive, fastidious, floor, gear, giving, hard, hope, house, moving, piece, premises, remain, sawdust, shavings, sweeping, taking, time, weeks, workout.2tsup, workshop, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,127
    Allan at Wallan
    23rd October 2007, 12:23 PM Go to last post

  24. Coffin splutter

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th September 2007 02:48 PM
    ailment, allan, answered, buried, cemetery, coffin, coincidentally, cough, day, died, doctor, door, drove, dying, heard, hope, knock, lived, mad, neighbour, night, relieve, splutter, time, worms, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,415
    munruben
    6th September 2007, 10:00 AM Go to last post

  25. Antique axe

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th September 2007 09:15 PM
    200, allan, antique, axe, dying, genuine, handle, head, hope, keeping, replace, shed, theme, time, times, wood, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,411
    Allan at Wallan
    29th September 2007, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  26. Housework noises

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th November 2007 01:44 PM
    allan, dying, hate, hope, housework, listening, noises, struggling, time, volume, watching, wife, worried
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,182
    Chesand
    11th November 2007, 01:55 PM Go to last post

  27. Drinking Song

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2007 04:36 PM
    allan, bar, compose, drinking, dying, hope, night, past, pub, song, time, worried
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,959
    Iain
    8th August 2007, 08:54 PM Go to last post

  28. Grand Final time

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th September 2007 02:02 PM
    active, ahhh, allan, arrive, drab, dying, excitement, final, grand, hope, life, pickpockets, sex, time, wait, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,147
    munruben
    13th September 2007, 05:35 PM Go to last post

  29. Twins in the pub

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th October 2007 12:01 AM
    allan, bloke, brothers, constantly, decided, drinker, dying, eyes, freely, hey, hope, imbibing, looked, mate, misery, munruben, pub, replied, rubbing, squinting, time, twin, twins, walked, wear, worried, worse
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,606
    Allan at Wallan
    18th October 2007, 04:07 PM Go to last post

  30. Lady and bartender

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th September 2007 08:35 PM
    allan, approached, barman, barmans, bartender, checked, collar, dying, enquired, hair, hands, hope, ladies, lady, lucky, manager, nervously, night, paper, pity, ran, replied, stroked, surprised, time, watching, woman, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 982
    wheelinround
    27th September 2007, 09:17 AM Go to last post

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