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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,579
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Something to do when bored

    Started by MathewA, 3rd May 2005 06:44 AM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    100, arses, bait, bored, casually, coat, cow, dirt, feet, friend, hed, hit, hold, idiot, laughing, lot, minute, pay, pile, poop, prize, pull, purse, quick, real, slick, steaming, thoughe, walk, weighed
    • Replies: 34
    • Views: 4,530
    scooter
    4th May 2005, 09:59 PM Go to last post

  2. A Touching E-mail

    Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 09:56 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    ball, base, baseman, bat, boys, children, divine, email, father, field, game, home, inning, life, ninth, pass, people, pitcher, plan, play, ran, run, school, shay, shays, softly, son, team, touching, world
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 4,511
    JackoH
    25th November 2004, 08:56 AM Go to last post

  3. Pearls of Wisdom

    Started by artme, 7th January 2008 01:55 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    amnesia, file, induces, kids, lend, life, money, pearls, relate, remaining, sane, start, wisdom
    • Replies: 42
    • Views: 4,501
    funkychicken
    12th January 2008, 11:42 PM Go to last post

  4. That's how the fight started

    Started by Grumpy John, 13th April 2009 01:57 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    bedroom, clean, compliment, continued, damn, eyesights, fat, feel, fight, happy, horrible;, husband, idea, mirror, nude, pay, perfect, replies, slather, standing, started, thread, ugly, woman
    • Replies: 31
    • Views: 4,475
    Stevenp
    23rd April 2009, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  5. ...... in my pants

    Started by Doughboy, 16th August 2006 02:46 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    antz, fair, follow, fun, movie, nature, pants, peoples, pete, play, start
    • Replies: 43
    • Views: 4,468
    Woodgrub
    1st September 2006, 04:37 AM Go to last post

  6. RIP Eastie

    Started by ozwinner, 14th June 2004 10:36 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    alas, bored, cheers, concious, death, decided, eastie, finish, leaning, locked, machine, mia, nice, person, play, previously, reach, regular, rip, rolleyes, running, safety, sander, shed, shellac, sort, stated, terrible, wondering, yesterday
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 4,443
    bitingmidge
    16th June 2004, 09:39 PM Go to last post

  7. Not wishing to be a spelling Nazi or anything but ...

    Started by Daddles, 19th January 2006 11:29 AM
    4 Pages •
    1 2 3 4
    description, error, forum, mention, nazi, reckon, richard, rolleyes, spelling, wishing
    • Replies: 54
    • Views: 4,417
    Auld Bassoon
    20th January 2006, 05:53 PM Go to last post

  8. A dog named Woodturner

    Started by lyctus, 8th November 2004 12:16 AM
    bar, barman, beer, bloke, burning, call, dog, dogs, drinker, fire, fireplace, floor, gunna, hot, laying, log, mate, metal, named, ordinary, poker, poor, pretty, red, replies, rod, shivering, town, ute, woodturner
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 4,399
    qyn
    10th November 2004, 11:37 AM Go to last post

  9. Idiot test.

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 3rd January 2007 02:41 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    idiot, test
    • Replies: 38
    • Views: 4,387
    Joash
    10th January 2007, 06:51 PM Go to last post

  10. Angry What Peeves me off....

    Started by oges, 15th June 2001 01:51 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    addition, car, common, cutoff, drivers, gap, half, hate, left, merge, peeve, peeves, pretty, section, spot, traffic, wave
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 4,344
    Craig Euler
    20th June 2001, 02:43 AM Go to last post

  11. Honest John

    Started by RETIRED, 26th August 2004 06:45 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    200, al-qaeda, cars, collection, connection, cuts, douse, friends, honest, iraq, john, litres, lot, noticed, officer, people, police, public, replies, rolled, saddam, servant, siphoning, stopped, taking, tax, unusual, walking, war, wealthy
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 4,337
    vsquizz
    29th August 2004, 12:07 PM Go to last post

  12. Cool Workshop signs -

    Started by Rod Smith, 19th April 2002 11:57 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    $40, $60, ago, bloke, bring, cash, cheers, coupla, funnier, gday, german, god, hillarious, hourly, jobs, lends, lol, love, machine, ras, rate, rod, signs, tone, tools, touching, trust, watch, workshop, workshops
    • Replies: 24
    • Views: 4,335
    Rod Smith
    13th May 2002, 01:28 PM Go to last post

  13. Oil Change

    Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:03 PM
    beer, buy, car, change, check, cleverly, crawl, crescent, drain, drink, drive, dump, filter, finish, fresh, hole, hot, jack, kitty, litter, minutes, oil, oily, pan, plug, spilled, stands, store, throw, wrench
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 4,272
    bennylaird
    1st February 2006, 09:11 AM Go to last post

  14. Post gorilla

    Started by Gino, 13th October 2000 02:33 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    allowing, bite, chihuahua, climb, cross, fall, falls, gorilla, gorillas, guy, handcuffs, hands, instructions, listing, male, morning, poke, protect, removal, remove, replies, service, shoot, shotgun, stick, testicles, trained, tree, wakes, woman
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 4,236
    Gino
    20th October 2000, 01:12 PM Go to last post

  15. Post Why men oversleep

    Started by Mal, 18th December 2000 06:21 PM
    alert, aye, bladder, captain, clock, consciousness, damn, ears, eyes, fingers, hit, hold, libido, loud, men, mode, morning, music, nose, oversleep, ready, registered, report, reports, sir, sleep, stomach, system, woman, yessir
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 4,230
    NCArcher
    9th March 2007, 11:55 AM Go to last post

  16. Post things are a little different now

    Started by Gino, 13th February 2001 02:16 PM
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    1 2
    apply, asleep, bed, breakfast, compared, day, dinner, evening, feel, hair, home, house, husband, husbands, meal, moment, morning, night, noise, offer, prepare, pressure, promptly, ready, remember, suggest, things, time, warm, world
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 4,199
    Gino
    14th May 2001, 08:00 PM Go to last post

  17. Is it a new joke or and old joke recycled, i'm not getting excited over it.

    Started by fenderbelly, 3rd March 2014 08:06 PM
    again.”, excited, home, i’m, joke, lads, message, minutes, paddy, pint, read, recycled, texts, wife, “mary
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 4,180
    rwbuild
    4th March 2014, 06:32 PM Go to last post

  18. Could you rephrase this

    Started by DavidG, 1st August 2004 09:33 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    articles, auriferous, caloric, carbonaceous, chores, conflagration, coruscate, crusty, dedication, effluence, excessive, exclusive, fruitless, geomorphic, growths, individuals, interdicted, ligneous, male, material, mendicants, missiles, omnifarious, originate, rephrase, resplendence, scintillate, sorting, vapors, visible
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 4,161
    RETIRED
    3rd August 2004, 07:39 PM Go to last post

  19. I Remember.....

    Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2015 10:58 AM
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    remember 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 51
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    Tonyz
    15th June 2015, 10:37 AM Go to last post

  20. Drivers Licence And Privacy Act

    Started by echnidna, 23rd May 2006 11:13 AM
    act, adelaide, aussie, box, canadian, check, city, click, country, drivers, english, enter, file, kiwi, leave, licence, license, marked, mine, note, picture, privacy, remove, removed, scary, screen, select, suggest, was;, website
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 4,111
    Auld Bassoon
    23rd May 2006, 07:41 PM Go to last post

  21. Post rules men live by

    Started by Gino, 3rd February 2001 12:16 PM
    act, anniversaries, answer, bruce, choosing, dress, expect, flick, foreigners, guys, hear, hints, lee, left, live, makes, matter, men, months, pair, question, quiz, rules, shoes, simple, thinking, thirty, war, women, wrong
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 4,062
    Jim Carroll
    9th January 2009, 08:52 AM Go to last post

  22. Smile Best Ever Blonde Joke....

    Started by oges, 29th August 2001 08:00 AM
    .wav, answer, arrive, attached, blonde, borrow, brunette, calculator, counting, file, finally, fingers, hell, hmmm, indiana, interviewer, joke, jones, minutes, muttering, play, questions, redhead, serious, starts, stunned, thirty, vey, wait, wav
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 4,055
    oges
    30th August 2001, 07:46 AM Go to last post

  23. Gene Pitney

    Started by craigb, 13th April 2006 02:49 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    apparently, balsa, blame, build, coffin, editor, gene, hours, letter, oak, pitney, smh, takes, week, yesterdays
    • Replies: 30
    • Views: 4,034
    Shedhand
    18th April 2006, 12:17 AM Go to last post

  24. 10 Useless Inventions

    Started by rod1949, 25th June 2007 05:44 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    air, black, board, braille, conditioner, correction, dart, driver’s, failures, fake, fluid, highlighter, inflatable, internet, inventions, manual, mesh, motorcycle, notes, post-it, power, report, rhinestones, sugar-coated, super-glue, system, toothpaste, umbrella, useless
    • Replies: 21
    • Views: 4,001
    mickelmaster
    21st May 2009, 07:56 AM Go to last post

  25. Cowboys

    Started by Shedhand, 15th November 2006 11:51 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    barn, breaking, coffee, colts, cowboy, cowboys, cows, cup, day, dogs, eat, fixing, found, lesbian, life, makes, morning, real, replied, rodeos, sat, shower, silence, sipping, spent, starbucks, thinking, watch, woman, women
    • Replies: 28
    • Views: 3,988
    Shedhand
    17th November 2006, 08:13 PM Go to last post

  26. Natal Curry Contest

    Started by wheelinround, 17th September 2007 04:24 PM
    bbq, bean, beer, black, bold, chicken, chilli, contest, curry, flames, flavour, frank, hint, hot, judge, judges, kick, lost, mild, natal, nice, people, peppers, shareen, shirt, spicy, taste, told, tomato, vegetarian
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 3,974
    wheelinround
    21st September 2007, 11:27 AM Go to last post

  27. wood cutter

    Started by glenn k, 22nd October 2003 01:06 AM
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    1 2
    bark, cutter, cutters, daughters, miles, ring, wood
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 3,932
    soundman
    26th October 2003, 11:50 PM Go to last post

  28. An Arab sheikh.

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 3rd October 2018 11:10 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 3,914
    rwbuild
    4th October 2018, 12:10 AM Go to last post

  29. Company Slogans

    Started by Rodgera, 25th October 2007 01:14 PM
    airline, answered, bears, brenda, card, company, correct, credit, difficulty, familiar, fly, friendly, giving, home, joe, john, leave, lesson, mom, skies, slogan, slogans, students, teacher
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 3,894
    fenderbelly
    25th October 2007, 02:01 PM Go to last post

  30. Cool A Good Excercise Program For Free!

    Started by Shrek3, 15th August 2008 07:18 PM
    adding, backwards, balancing, bandwagon, books, circles, climbing, crow, eating, excercise, exercise, free, fuel, good, horn, jumping, ladder, physical, picking, pieces, program, pulling, running, sit, stops, success, tooting, whew, workout, worms
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 3,889
    Shrek3
    16th August 2008, 06:49 PM Go to last post

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