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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,650
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Bit Rude but Funny

    Started by Barry_White, 16th March 2005 05:44 PM
    bit, funny, link, love, rude
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,668
    Iain
    18th March 2005, 08:39 AM Go to last post

  2. The lower ranks, bless them

    Started by fenderbelly, 24th May 2014 05:27 PM
    100%, bless, brewing, captain, charge, chimed, coffee, consensus, corporal, depending, favour, fell, guess, hesitation, inebriation, involved, lower, officers, opinion, pleasure, question, ranks, replied, responded, silent, sir, surprised, time, wondered
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,667
    doug3030
    28th May 2014, 12:22 AM Go to last post

  3. New Car

    Started by Grumpy John, 17th February 2009 07:54 AM
    arxx, billy, bought, called, car, couple, experience, flash, fun, guess, hits, holes, immediately, jack, joel, jumpin, lexus, mygirlfriendgot, nelson, piano, radio, recently, rolling, run, salesman, song, stones, time, willie, yesterday
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,667
    munruben
    19th February 2009, 02:02 PM Go to last post

  4. Cops are good golfers

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2009 08:42 AM
    ago, allan, arrested, behaviour, biscuits, cadillac, cops, culprit, driver, erratic, golfers, good, irons, local, pulled, short, station, tee, tiger, time, u.s.a, woods
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,666
    rrich
    8th January 2010, 02:56 PM Go to last post

  5. No more Politically incorrect jokes

    Started by dadpad, 27th June 2014 11:51 AM
    african, argentinean, bouncer, buddhist, bulgarian, canadian, club, ethnic, finn, greek, hindu, incorrect, israeli, italian, jokes, kiwi, libyan, muslim, night, norwegian, politically, racial, romanian, russian, serb, singaporean, swede, swiss, thai, wait
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,666
    Rodgera
    30th June 2014, 05:43 PM Go to last post

  6. How to impress your Doctor

    Started by MBM888, 9th October 2012 06:33 PM
    afternoon, couple, day, doctor, drinks, golfer, hair, heck, hills, hour, impress, inspired, mates, mental, nice, outdoors, physical, playing, poker, relieved, replied, story, stress, terrible, times, toll, trees, walk, wind, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,666
    MBM888
    9th October 2012, 06:33 PM Go to last post

  7. How Fairy Tales Really End

    Started by watson, 20th August 2010 01:39 PM
    145178, 145179, 145180, 145181, 145182, 145183, alladin, ariel, beast, beauty, belle, cinderella, end, fairy, hood, jasmine, mermaid, red, riding, snow, tales, white
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,666
    watson
    20th August 2010, 01:39 PM Go to last post

  8. For the man who has NEARLY everything

    Started by Kev Y., 20th April 2004 09:18 AM
    answer, buying, gift, ladies, life, man, special, trouble
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,666
    RETIRED
    21st April 2004, 08:33 PM Go to last post

  9. Sea Food Restraunt

    Started by fenderbelly, 7th December 2010 10:09 AM
    admits, aro-d, bloke, bludgeon, calls, chef, dishes, dishwasher, enormous, food, german, gervais, green, hairy, hans, huge, kill, kitchen, lip, mild, pin, restraunt, rolling, sea, sing, sir, squid, waiter, wields, worry
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,665
    Carry Pine
    8th December 2010, 06:07 AM Go to last post

  10. Baked Beans

    Started by nev25, 19th May 2008 02:26 AM
    air, baked, beans, blindfold, cabbage, carefully, cheek, consumed, conversation, cooked, diner, dinner, fanned, home, husband, lady, lap, met, napkin, returned, ripped, shifting, stink, sweet, table, telephone, tuned, vigorously, walk, worse
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,665
    joe greiner
    19th May 2008, 11:48 PM Go to last post

  11. Now It's My Turn tomartyr

    Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2008 10:08 AM
    answers, breaks, chance, crowd, dejected, disheartened, feet, fufteen, guv, harm, helen, hum, ken, kiwis, minute, ninety, pandemonium, perplexed, scream, sigh, sivven, stadium, stamp, stupid, tomartyr, turn, volunteer, wave, world
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,664
    Barry Hicks
    7th August 2008, 05:29 PM Go to last post

  12. Little known fact

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th May 2008 05:53 PM
    allan, attack, clicks, fact, mouse, sharks, teach, water
    • Replies: 6
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    Barry Hicks
    19th May 2008, 06:48 PM Go to last post

  13. A special guide to shed light on world of Irish politics

    Started by Woodwould, 17th September 2009 03:20 PM
    belfast, black, border, causeway, democracy, donegal, dublin, giant’s, government, guide, half, ira, iras, ireland, irish, launderers, light, mainland, money, níteoirí, north, northern, note, politics, real, referendum, shed, south, special, world
    • Replies: 6
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    masoth
    18th September 2009, 05:39 PM Go to last post

  14. Thumbs up BBQ rules

    Started by Sawdust Maker, 1st March 2010 08:58 AM
    annoyed, bbq, beer, bread, bring, clears, concludes, cooking, cutlery, enjoyed, flips, grill, hands, inside, makes, meat, night, organize, plates, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, table, takes, utensils, woman, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,664
    Ozkaban
    1st March 2010, 12:49 PM Go to last post

  15. It's a male thing

    Started by John Saxton, 20th May 2016 08:07 PM
    • Replies: 14
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    KBs PensNmore
    28th May 2016, 11:20 PM Go to last post

  16. Going to work Monday, coming home Friday

    Started by simon c, 22nd February 2005 01:39 PM
    1.5mb, approx, combined, coming, downloading, feel, friday, home, monday, work
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,663
    MikeL
    23rd February 2005, 08:48 PM Go to last post

  17. Post Golfers

    Started by Ray from Toronto, 14th October 2002 02:23 AM
    bottle, broken, couple, door, edited, fortune, game, gee, genie, golf, golfers, hacked, honey, house, houses, husband, life, looked, mind, moments, mulled, play, promptly, rest, sex, thousand, trapped, wife, window, woman
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,663
    Gino
    15th October 2002, 09:21 PM Go to last post

  18. Japanese economy

    Started by Groggy, 29th November 2007 11:10 AM
    500, analysts, announced, bank, branches, building, chop, deal, economy, feared, fishy, hit, japan, japanese, kamikaze, karate, northern, nose-dived, raw, report, rock, run, sale, shares, society, song, staff, sushi, suspended, uncertainty
    • Replies: 4
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    Barry Hicks
    29th November 2007, 05:55 PM Go to last post

  19. Warning!

    Started by OtakiriLad, 26th August 2006 06:15 PM
    bad, beer, drug, entrap, extreme, familiar, female, females, form, home, lifes, male, offered, parties, punishment, savings, scam, servitude, sex, sleep, support, swindled, term, times, unfortunate, unsuspecting, vague, warning, woman, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,661
    Terry B
    28th August 2006, 10:59 PM Go to last post

  20. Animals must be superior

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th July 2008 08:03 PM
    allan, animals, bother, clicks, cup, day, entered, horse, horses, human, melbourne, mouse, people, race, superior, teach, watch
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,661
    Allan at Wallan
    20th July 2008, 08:03 PM Go to last post

  21. Post from the mouths of babes

    Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:47 PM
    age, babes, boys, call, columns, date, day, dead, decides, favourite, home, kelvin, kids, kiss, law, marriage, married, marry, mouths, pam, people, person, play, pretty, rich, ricky, run, single, sports, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,661
    AlexS
    11th October 2002, 10:40 PM Go to last post

  22. Some people have no respect for the Law

    Started by bennylaird, 3rd February 2006 10:57 AM
    american, fess, forum, law, people, respect
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,661
    ozwinner
    3rd February 2006, 07:55 PM Go to last post

  23. Decisions Decisions

    Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 10:01 PM
    agrees, bit, build, day, decide, decision, decisions, disappointed, discuss, doctor, freeway, happened, helped, helping, inch, incher, inches, invest, kitchen, perks, pile-up, plays, remember, role, spoken, talk, time, walk, wife, willy
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,660
    Incoming!
    19th February 2008, 03:51 PM Go to last post

  24. Quiz Master

    Started by caterer, 2nd August 2002 12:24 PM
    bathroom, bicycle, bowels, bridge, cat, decorate, doesn’t, door, engine, famous, flies, home, jones, kettle, larry, mail, master, method, moon, pigs, police, potato, quiz, royal, scotsman, securing, toilet, troubled, waters, wings
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,660
    oges
    2nd August 2002, 06:52 PM Go to last post

  25. Irish Joke

    Started by rtfarty, 20th October 2006 06:52 AM
    arrested, bomb, carriages, ceilings, england, found, gang, irish, joke, muslims, nails, news, newspaper, passengers, police, stuck, sun, todays, train, walls
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,660
    rtfarty
    20th October 2006, 06:52 AM Go to last post

  26. This one will make you chuckle

    Started by Rodgera, 6th March 2011 08:13 AM
    chuckle, fake, illusion, illusions, lady, make, mighty, nude, optical
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,660
    Cliff Rogers
    6th March 2011, 10:50 PM Go to last post

  27. Cricket

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 26th April 2018 01:28 AM
    1 Attachment(s)
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    KBs PensNmore
    26th April 2018, 01:28 AM Go to last post

  28. Blonde

    Started by Carry Pine, 4th August 2014 09:34 AM
    321204, bit, blonde, europe, hard, key, mails, send, trip 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,659
    Carry Pine
    22nd August 2014, 08:46 PM Go to last post

  29. Post Grandma

    Started by Gino, 17th January 2002 10:37 AM
    100th, arrived, birthday, family, fart, grabbed, grandma, hold, late, lawn, leaning, left, nephew, note, notepad, pillow, pillows, running, short, slowly, started, stuffed, taking, talk, time, treating, waist, wheel, wheeled, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,658
    Gino
    17th January 2002, 10:37 AM Go to last post

  30. St Peter

    Started by Baz, 22nd August 2006 08:40 PM
    ago, answer, appeared, approached, bike, biker, boy, couple, gates, ground, happen, head, heavily, impressed, kicked, largest, listen, merit, minutes, nose, offered, pearly, peter, ring, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, trip, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,658
    Baz
    22nd August 2006, 08:40 PM Go to last post

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