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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,589
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  1. 40th Birthday

    Started by Rodgera, 28th February 2017 06:52 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 558
    Rodgera
    28th February 2017, 06:52 PM Go to last post

  2. 40th Birthday surprise

    Started by Rodgera, 18th October 2012 10:14 AM
    30th, 40-year-old, 40th, bedroom, birthday, body, buy, clothes, discharged, dressed, dug, expected, guess, hint, hoping, hospital, limp, means, offered, outfit, surprise, swmbo, ten, walk, waltzed, wardrobe, week, wore
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,111
    Allan at Wallan
    18th October 2012, 07:55 PM Go to last post

  3. 42.....

    Started by Iain, 8th January 2007 11:39 AM
    age, cereal, choose, claus, driver, fall, fibre, food, forget, friends, growing, hair, health, hold, inside, jogging, learned, licence, mandatory;, middle, money, optional, pants, piddling, preservatives, santa, success, time, toy, truths
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,318
    echnidna
    8th January 2007, 08:17 PM Go to last post

  4. 46 corny short jokes

    Started by woodPixel, 23rd July 2017 05:43 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 853
    Grumpy John
    31st July 2017, 10:46 PM Go to last post

  5. Smile 4th Graders Science Class answers

    Started by Breslauer, 21st January 2007 12:23 PM
    4th, air, answers, brother, circling, class, clouds, cyanide, drop, earth, evaporation, flying, fogs, formed, graders, hot, isobars, isotherms, live, loudness, names, people, pushier, science, solutions, sound, source, strongest, water, wind
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,428
    CameronPotter
    21st January 2007, 12:31 PM Go to last post

  6. 5 cents

    Started by weisyboy, 12th October 2007 03:47 PM
    5-cent, alright, bar, bloke, cafe, catches, cents, coffee, coin, coughs, counter, cup, father, free, hand, hands, heavens, mans, newspaper, package, pervert, piece, releasing, rushes, seat, starts, touch, violently, walks, word
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,079
    munruben
    12th October 2007, 06:28 PM Go to last post

  7. 5 Rules in Life.

    Started by Bob38S, 18th September 2015 05:22 PM
    1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 769
    rrich
    19th September 2015, 08:04 AM Go to last post

  8. 5 Step Management Course

    Started by Baz, 27th August 2007 08:06 PM
    $800, 129, bird, bob, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, leg, lesson, management, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, rep, sales, sighed, sitting, step, story, top, towel, tree, turkey
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,241
    Baz
    27th August 2007, 08:27 PM Go to last post

  9. Talking 50 oxymorons

    Started by DPB, 4th February 2004 01:52 PM
    aggression, army, christian, classic, computer, estimate, exact, force, gas, glasses, increase, italian, live, misunderstood, natural, oxymorons, passive, peace, plastic, pleased, religious, scientists, security, synthetic, taped, tax, temporary, terribly, vacation, “now
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,454
    Iain
    6th February 2004, 09:17 PM Go to last post

  10. 50 Sheds of Grey

    Started by Bushmiller, 13th November 2012 06:39 PM
    book, bottom, brandishing, concerns, cried, fifty, forum, garden, grey, happily, idea, me”, pain?”, read, real, replied, shed, sheds, stilettos, treat, window, woodies, workbench, “are, “harder”, “i’m, “very, “you
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,710
    hybridfiat
    25th December 2012, 04:00 PM Go to last post

  11. Post 50 years

    Started by Ray from Toronto, 9th November 2002 09:11 AM
    cane, couple, difference, hell, husband, knowing, mediocre, moment, porch, replied, rocker, rocking, seated, sex, shuffles, slaps, slowly, stands, unsteadily, walks, woman, years
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,733
    Ray from Toronto
    9th November 2002, 09:11 AM Go to last post

  12. 50th anniversary

    Started by groverwa, 23rd June 2010 11:30 PM
    25th, 50th, amazing, anniversary, assembled, besta, giuseppe, gonna, husbands, inspiration, italy, iva, marriage, money, nicea, pick, planning, priest, proudly, replied, responded, seminars, session, spenda, stay, tooka, treat, week, weekly, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 952
    groverwa
    23rd June 2010, 11:30 PM Go to last post

  13. 50th Wedding anniversary

    Started by QbnDusty, 25th September 2006 06:56 PM
    50th, age, ago, anniverary, anniversary, arrived, car, church, couple, decided, drive, electric, fellow, fence, fences, fork, hedge, home, improved, local, love, memories, move, replied, road, savouring, stopped, visit, wandered, wedding
    • Replies: 0
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    QbnDusty
    25th September 2006, 06:56 PM Go to last post

  14. 54 years is a long time

    Started by jmk89, 15th May 2012 10:41 AM
    1958, 2012, 2012-, billy, billys, called, car, charged, class, college, dad, english, expelled, fbi, jack, jeffrey, johnny, long, mark, mary, pedro, police, principal, prison, scenario, school, shotgun, teacher, time, years
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,559
    AlexS
    15th May 2012, 02:04 PM Go to last post

  15. 6 best affairs

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 23rd September 2016 09:16 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,164
    doug3030
    24th September 2016, 05:27 PM Go to last post

  16. 6 kids

    Started by wheelinround, 18th June 2009 01:44 PM
    australia, boarded, boat, company, complaints, condom, customer, dining, jerry, kids, leaned, replied, seats, settled, sitting, table, woman
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,222
    Lignin
    19th June 2009, 10:46 AM Go to last post

  17. 60 Years of Marriage

    Started by Barry_White, 6th March 2008 08:47 PM
    68697, angry, argue, box, burst, cloth, cloths, crochet, dish, explains, fight, grandmother, happiness, happy, honey, living, loving, marriage, married, money, moved;, precious, secret, selling, shoe, tears, times, told, woman, years
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,233
    funkychicken
    6th March 2008, 09:18 PM Go to last post

  18. 60yrs together

    Started by John Saxton, 9th January 2018 05:23 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 952
    rrich
    9th January 2018, 06:08 PM Go to last post

  19. 63 Year old and pregnant

    Started by Rodgera, 24th August 2022 04:25 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 936
    Tomislav
    31st August 2022, 02:31 PM Go to last post

  20. 7 Degrees of Blonde

    Started by Simple, 29th August 2003 03:53 PM
    blonde, boyfriend, call, car, cutting, degree, degrees, dog, elephant, front, gun, hands, happen, home, k-9, left, maam, maam”, miles, mirror, officer, police, popped, replies, road, stomped, swerved, telephone, tree, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,613
    Simple
    29th August 2003, 03:53 PM Go to last post

  21. 7 degrees of Blondes

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 24th April 2020 10:15 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 638
    AlexS
    25th April 2020, 11:15 AM Go to last post

  22. 710

    Started by nev25, 14th January 2008 10:29 PM
    710, ago, blonde, car, circle, click, customer, days, draw, drew, engine, garage, hood, local, looked, lost, mechanic, middle, paper, pen, piece, replied, seven-hundred-ten, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 920
    nev25
    14th January 2008, 10:29 PM Go to last post

  23. 78 YO Golfer

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 19th November 2019 10:35 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 895
    rwbuild
    20th November 2019, 04:42 PM Go to last post

  24. 80 kph

    Started by Tonyz, 8th June 2007 07:16 PM
    80km/h, attached, cab, caller, company, dispatchers, driver, front, grille, guy, highway, kathy, kph, lodged, michigan, morton, police, pushing, red, release, ride, semi, sergeant, stepped, told, tony, truck, trucking, wheelchair, yesterday
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,255
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    16th June 2007, 06:09 PM Go to last post

  25. Moved: 80-year-old Beaver !!!

    Started by normell, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    80-year-old, 80yearold, beaver
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  26. 85-year-old grandfather . . .

    Started by WoodJunky, 7th July 2010 09:06 PM
    85-year-old, 85yearold, alarmed, basis, bed, charge, chocolate, cup, daily, grandfather, grandson, hot, light, makes, night, oclock, people, puzzled, question, replies, rolling, rushes, sister, sleep, stops, surely, tablet, told, viagra, wonderfully
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,413
    WoodJunky
    7th July 2010, 09:06 PM Go to last post

  27. Talking 9 favourite things

    Started by Iain, 14th May 2001 07:02 PM
    bloody, bus, cake, change, choice, cinema, damn, eat, entire, favourite, floor, goose, hell, improved, improvement, life, paid, people, question, refuse, search, short, standing, stare, sunshine, things, tosser, waiting, walk
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,002
    Iain
    14th May 2001, 07:02 PM Go to last post

  28. : Irish Vasectomy

    Started by Phil Spencer, 15th September 2008 06:07 PM
    bed, beer, continue, costly, count, counting, couple, cracker, doctor, ear, expensive, firework, fix, hand, held, home, husband, irish, job, legs, lit, paused, procedure, putting, tasmania, told, trust, vasectomy, world, zealand
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,476
    Ozkaban
    16th September 2008, 09:25 AM Go to last post

  29. :(

    Started by Christopha, 16th August 2004 03:01 PM
    adam, choose, couple, eve, finished, gift, gifts, god, guess, handing, hollered, kids, life, mememe, multiple, orgasms, piddle, pretty, running, stuck, water
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,278
    Dendot
    16th August 2004, 11:39 PM Go to last post

  30. :)

    Started by Christopha, 13th October 2005 02:39 PM
    church, churchs, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, front, george, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildreds, mistake, moment, monitor, night, parked, peoples, quietly, self-appointed, silence, stared, told, ute, walked, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,016
    Christopha
    13th October 2005, 02:39 PM Go to last post

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