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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
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    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 109,086
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 64,737
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 848
    • Views: 31,443
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,577
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. How to Amuse an Idiot

    Started by Grand Poobah, 24th September 1999 12:50 AM
    amuse, click, fubar, idiot, poobah, url
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 3,533
    11th January 2007, 05:44 PM Go to last post
  2. Red face Sorry guys this is for our female brethren

    Started by Phil Spencer, 13th July 2006 04:55 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    amen, beat, bed, boys, brethren, call, companion, day, death, fairy, female, forgive, guys, hands, husband, immediately, lord, love, pray, replied, satisfy, stepped, strength, tickets, whine, whoosh, wife, wished, woman, world
    • Replies: 27
    • Views: 3,522
    4th October 2007, 08:59 PM Go to last post
  3. Nervous Secret Service Agent

    Started by Dareen, 20th February 2018 07:24 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,514
    27th February 2018, 07:02 AM Go to last post
  4. Military Intelligence

    Started by Grunt, 4th June 2006 12:45 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    air, airplane, ammo, attributed, crash, fear, fire, flight, fly, flying, gear, ground, infantry, intelligence, journal, landing, launcher, left, lost, luck;, marine, military, navy, pilot, pilots, test, troop, u.s, unit, usaf
    • Replies: 24
    • Views: 3,509
    10th June 2006, 07:59 PM Go to last post
  5. Eternity

    Started by red750, 4th October 2018 10:44 PM
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 3,486
    28th October 2018, 03:03 PM Go to last post
  6. A dumb question / not really a joke

    Started by rrich, 4th October 2018 04:59 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 3,474
    4th October 2018, 09:11 PM Go to last post
  7. The Plan

    Started by trevorZ, 30th May 2003 09:55 PM
    abide, actively, assumptions, beginning, company, container, darkness, directors, effective, efficency, excrement, friends, growth, looked, managers, odour, plan, policy, powerful, president, promote, promotes, sh#t, spoke, strong, supervisors, vice-presidents, wll, workers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 3,466
    31st May 2003, 09:00 AM Go to last post
  8. Getting old

    Started by bennylaird, 12th December 2006 07:46 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    anymore, blackouts, bouts, circulation;, class, decided, dementia, dizzy, elderly, engine, feel, feet, final, hands, hear, jet, k-mart, medications, memorys, poor, preacher, quieter, remember, replied, reporter, sharp, subject, undertaker, winded, woman
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 3,459
    3rd February 2007, 10:29 PM Go to last post
  9. The 2009 World Submarine Racing Championships

    Started by Calm, 28th April 2009 09:21 PM
    103625, 2009, championships, expect, racing, submarine, world
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 3,444
    11th May 2009, 09:54 PM Go to last post
  10. Hair Cuts

    Started by Neo, 1st February 2006 10:50 AM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    adorable, arms, attention, clothes, cute, cuts, drapes, easier, fit, fluffy, funny, girls, god, hair, haircut, kidding, line, love, man1, man2, mens, neck, short, shoulder, shoulders, two-by-four, version, woman1, woman2, yeah
    • Replies: 38
    • Views: 3,434
    2nd February 2006, 10:57 PM Go to last post
  11. Post Whats wrong with the picture

    Started by Iain, 15th March 2002 12:34 PM
    2002.], bit, clue, edited, enjoy, finally, iain, march, message, picture, volume, wrong, [this
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 3,431
    17th February 2008, 02:39 PM Go to last post
  12. On a serious note

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th February 2011 09:50 AM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    action, allan, attracted, average, averaged, breakdown, claim, contributors, deduct, disappointed, drops, forumites, funny, jokes, jump, note, received, response, responses, reveals, serious, smile, submitted
    • Replies: 30
    • Views: 3,429
    16th March 2011, 12:05 PM Go to last post
  13. Munruben Nudist Camp

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2007 09:34 AM
    allan, attend, camp, dying, hope, invited, munruben, nudist, time, weekend, worried
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 3,425
    20th December 2007, 05:30 AM Go to last post
  14. Statue of David to be Returned to Italy

    Started by Ozkaban, 3rd June 2009 05:36 PM
    artifact, david, generous, historic, italy, loan, michelangelos, returned, sponsors, statue, support, united
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,387
    3rd June 2009, 05:36 PM Go to last post
  15. Bring back any memories?

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 29th July 2017 08:03 PM
    4 Pages
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    • Replies: 46
    • Views: 3,385
    21st August 2017, 05:42 PM Go to last post
  16. Blatant cut and paste......

    Started by Christopha, 28th August 2004 06:34 PM
    activity, arrive, arrived, blatant, british, cable, calls, complaint, considerable, customer, customers, cut, day, disappointment, installation, letter, line, modem, music, ntl, office, paste, reading, service, technician, telephone, transferred, waiting, weeks, woman
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 3,373
    14th September 2004, 01:18 PM Go to last post
  17. How to speak New Zealand

    Started by Phil Spencer, 30th May 2005 08:53 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    effect, loud, speak, zealand
    • Replies: 26
    • Views: 3,369
    20th July 2005, 10:17 PM Go to last post
  18. Revenge

    Started by vsquizz, 24th June 2004 10:24 PM
    bed, borne, cut, dragged, eye, fire, fury, gleam, hacksaw, hand, handle, home, husband, husbands, penis, picked, removed, revenge, screamed, setting, shed, stop, strength, super-human, terrified, time, vice, wife, woman, yard
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 3,366
    2nd July 2004, 02:02 AM Go to last post
  19. Look at the tits on this

    Started by Grumpy John, 9th September 2010 06:13 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    147064, tits
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 3,347
    14th June 2011, 12:40 PM Go to last post
  20. The Real Definition of Tools

    Started by stephenmeddings, 8th October 2003 04:31 PM
    1/2, bar, battery, bolt, bolts, brake, definition, drill, front, ground, hammer, handle, handy, heads, holes, hydraulic, inch, jack, light, metal, motorcycle, motorcycles, oil, phillips, real, round, screwdriver, tool, tools, wheel
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 3,347
    30th October 2003, 02:38 AM Go to last post
  21. Men are from Mars ...

    Started by Grunt, 17th May 2006 04:59 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    anudrian, bimbo, carl, chamomile, copy, earth, fusion, gary, harris, laurie, lithium, mars, men, newspaper, orbit, paragraph, partner, person, professor, read, rebecca, send, ships, sign, skylon, story, tea, treaty, writing, written
    • Replies: 29
    • Views: 3,332
    20th May 2006, 06:53 PM Go to last post
  22. Woodwork History - chips and fries Ch 1

    Started by keith53, 6th February 2006 10:53 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    accidentally, add, australia, broad-bladed, bumped, calling, cauldron, chips, chop, cutlasses, fat, flats, french, fries, fry, generous, helping, history, home, innovative, issued, locals, northern, pass, potatoes, process, salt, slivers, time, woodwork
    • Replies: 26
    • Views: 3,332
    16th February 2006, 11:47 PM Go to last post
  23. Wink one for the spelig Nazises

    Started by Christopha, 10th June 2004 06:21 PM
    apostrophe, avoid, beginning, bitches, carefully, check, children, ewe, ewes, finder, groan, headngs, language, letter, lists, nazises, numbered, omit, proofread, proper, puns, readers, repetitions, sentence, sentences, sexist, spelig, tautological, words, wrong
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 3,330
    17th August 2004, 11:43 PM Go to last post
  24. Electrical Jokes

    Started by nev25, 22nd February 2008 12:13 AM
    atoms, battery, bulb, call, carpenter, cream, current, day, dead, doughnut, electric, electrical, electrician, electricians, event, favorite, flavor, hand, ice, jokes, light, panel, pick, power, rolls, shock-o-lot, specialists, street, union, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,321
    22nd February 2008, 12:13 AM Go to last post
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 3,319
    3rd September 2018, 10:23 AM Go to last post
  25. Why do brides wear white?

    Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 4th February 2008 04:20 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    appliances, bloke, boy, brides, church, curiously, daddy, father, helping, household, lived, meant, mother, mummy, opposite, purity, question, ran, relatives, replied, reply, shed, sight, sink, son, treated, unsure, visit, wear, white
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 3,311
    5th February 2008, 09:35 PM Go to last post
  26. Wmhahahahaha

    Started by ozwinner, 7th July 2007 09:28 PM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    dev, evil, wmhahahahaha
    • Replies: 34
    • Views: 3,302
    9th July 2007, 08:28 PM Go to last post
  27. How much do you love your kids?

    Started by outback, 11th December 2004 07:05 PM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    kids, love
    • Replies: 31
    • Views: 3,296
    18th December 2004, 12:04 AM Go to last post
  28. Canoe Race

    Started by DPB, 25th March 2004 04:51 PM
    american, benefit, boat, canoe, company, decided, dinners, free, implemented, japanese, management, medical, money, paddles, pens, people, performance, person, program, quality, race, river, rower, rowing, senior, steering, system, team, teams, won
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 3,290
    28th March 2004, 09:56 AM Go to last post
  29. Talking Queensland Beer

    Started by Aussiephil, 23rd November 2006 08:46 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    beer, cascade, presidents, queensland, south, tasmania, tooheys, wales, xxxx
    • Replies: 17
    • Views: 3,285
    31st January 2013, 05:01 PM Go to last post

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