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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,446
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Secret Shopper

    Started by Rodgera, 5th May 2011 10:59 PM
    branch, clerks, criticizing, department, enjoying, favorite, job, life, love, paid, people, performances, purchases, replied, reported, secret, shopper, shopping, store, stores, supervisors, swmbo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,123
    Rodgera
    5th May 2011, 10:59 PM Go to last post

  2. Smile Mythical Horse

    Started by A Duke, 3rd May 2011 03:18 PM
    ancient, beers, bring, called, couple, eternal, hay, heard, horse, language, lasting, mary, mate, modern, mythical, mythology, nag, pegasus, peggie, shed, short, steed, wife, woody
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,076
    Allan at Wallan
    3rd May 2011, 05:21 PM Go to last post

  3. Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

    Started by bullfright, 1st May 2011 08:32 AM
    art, battery, bridges, cemetery;, charge, couple, day, duct, dying, enfield, holds, hundreds, lightning, linked, london, obesity, police, proofreading, read, red, rips, shooting, slain;, stronger, struck, study, suspect, takes, tape, temperatures
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,366
    Cub
    1st May 2011, 01:55 PM Go to last post

  4. This is how you feel when dealing with politicians

    Started by Rodgera, 26th April 2011 04:31 PM
    dealing, feel, illusions, mighty, optical, political, politicians, runaround
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,249
    Rodgera
    30th April 2011, 09:49 PM Go to last post

  5. Never again.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th April 2011 08:52 PM
    again.d, allan, annual, check-up, day, dentist, digital, examination, excellent, ouch, results, unexpected, warning
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,032
    Barry_White
    30th April 2011, 12:43 AM Go to last post

  6. Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones

    Started by bullfright, 24th April 2011 10:24 AM
    anal, analysis, attempt, behinds, butt, butts, chance, changed, cheeks, cysts, depressives, docs, finally, forget, freaks, holes, jones, loons, manic, minds, moons, nuts, odds, resulted, retentives, smith, souls, thumbs, unacceptable, wits
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,778
    Ozkaban
    27th April 2011, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  7. Splinter Group

    Started by Bushmiller, 25th April 2011 08:46 PM
    angry, bob, brown, bureau, doctor, due, examining, facility, forest, green, group, hours, land, management, party, paul, permits, policies, reappeared, sat, service, smiled, splinter, splinters, told, tree, wait, waited, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,086
    Bushmiller
    25th April 2011, 08:46 PM Go to last post

  8. Grin and Bear it.

    Started by bullfright, 20th April 2011 05:14 PM
    animal, bear, camp, completely, czech, decided, female, finally, found, grin, grizzly, incident, international, killed, male, means, missing, party, ranger, ravaged, responded, russian, scientist, scientists, search, sign, study, told, trail, yellowstone
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,568
    Rodgera
    25th April 2011, 08:39 PM Go to last post

  9. Coffee Encounter

    Started by Rodgera, 19th April 2011 11:05 AM
    allan, announced, black, booth, clean, coffee, crumbs, cup, cups, days, diner, encounter, john, kitchen, looked, marched, menus, minutes, moisture, munruben, napkin, nasty, seat, shot, slid, table, waitress, wiped
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,406
    Handyjack
    22nd April 2011, 02:38 PM Go to last post

  10. Upper crust pizza...

    Started by Woodwould, 22nd April 2011 09:26 AM
    crust, pizza, royal, served, upcoming, upper, wedding
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,429
    derekcohen
    22nd April 2011, 12:03 PM Go to last post

  11. That wedding

    Started by fenderbelly, 20th April 2011 10:15 PM
    royal, t-mobile, wedding, youtube
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,172
    AlexS
    21st April 2011, 09:20 AM Go to last post

  12. Turpentine vs. Holy Water

    Started by Woodwould, 18th April 2011 11:40 AM
    ar5e, baby, boy, called, cats, davidson, footpath, harley, healthy, holy, liquid, pass, powerful, pregnant, priest, replied, rise, rub, shell, sitting, sonny, tummy, turpentine, turps, watching, water, water;, womans, world, world;
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,537
    Rodgera
    19th April 2011, 11:09 AM Go to last post

  13. The One Ronnie! rofl

    Started by tea lady, 14th April 2011 09:06 AM
    blackberry, rofl, ronnie
    • Replies: 1
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    Ozkaban
    18th April 2011, 11:42 AM Go to last post

  14. Odd signs

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th February 2011 07:19 PM
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    alarmed, allan, baby, board, car, cyclists, door, driver, female, left, leg, odd, proper, reckon, samples, seat, shoulder, signs, startled, wrote
    • Replies: 23
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    rsser
    15th April 2011, 09:42 PM Go to last post

  15. Great news for Qantas!-Rolls Royce cures their engine glitch!

    Started by groverwa, 12th April 2011 10:23 PM
    cures, engine, glitch, great, news, qantas-rolls, qantasrolls, royce
    • Replies: 1
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    Allan at Wallan
    12th April 2011, 11:51 PM Go to last post

  16. Couple of DOH! moments

    Started by munruben, 12th April 2011 10:51 AM
    166946, 166947, couple, doh, moments
    • Replies: 0
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    munruben
    12th April 2011, 10:51 AM Go to last post

  17. PC Ethnic Joke?

    Started by rayintheuk, 11th April 2011 10:28 PM
    african, american, australian, bouncer, chinaman, club, egyptian, englishman, ethnic, fijian, frenchman, german, irishman, israeli, italian, japanese, joke, latvian, mexican, night, norwegian, ray, romanian, scotsman, singaporean, swiss, thai, turk, welshman, zealander
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,263
    Chesand
    12th April 2011, 07:53 AM Go to last post

  18. Early arrival - Egyptian style

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th April 2011 12:32 PM
    allan, arrival, arrived, arriving, blew, burst, car, doorway, dress, early, egyptian, fancy, friend, girl, horn, invited, kids, mummy.d, party, questioned, requested, style, told, toot, tutankhamun
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,174
    olbassy
    11th April 2011, 08:17 PM Go to last post

  19. Make Sure They Get Your Name

    Started by wheelinround, 6th April 2011 10:55 PM
    allan, announcement, approaching, arrived, book, crowded, dismayed, heard, hostess, ignoring, inform, intercom, john, make, minutes, munruben/john, popular, ready, restaurant, seemingly, short, smiled, system, table, ten, thinking, time, wait, wallan, willette
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,571
    Rodgera
    9th April 2011, 01:17 PM Go to last post

  20. Is this lady goin' for the nuts ? ?

    Started by Rodgera, 7th April 2011 03:06 PM
    action, goin, illusion, illusions, lady, mighty, nuts, optical, squirrels
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,216
    Christos
    7th April 2011, 04:01 PM Go to last post

  21. 25 things my Mother taught me.

    Started by munruben, 3rd April 2011 09:13 AM
    acting, anticipation, behaviour, children, crossing, eat, envy, esp, eyes, father, finished, fortunate, home, job, logic, medical, modification, mother, neck, receiving, science, shut, stop, stuck, taught, things, told, wait, wonderful, world
    • Replies: 1
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    wheelinround
    3rd April 2011, 09:25 AM Go to last post

  22. Chopsticks

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd April 2011 01:16 PM
    allan, chinese, chopsticks, clean, countered, forks, hire, lunch, mess, munruben, noticed, patrons, pay, people, provided, request, restaurant, set, shot, table, true, waiter, wash
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,343
    wheelinround
    2nd April 2011, 09:38 PM Go to last post

  23. Please help

    Started by joe greiner, 1st April 2011 09:52 PM
    2011, assistance, audience, bleary, bloodshot, brother, eyes, faith, friend, gas, gestures, john, lectures, moe, moes, nose, obscene, orourke, passing, patrick, picking, profusely, south, staring, suit, sweating, tour, wheezing, white, winter
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,247
    ian
    2nd April 2011, 09:30 PM Go to last post

  24. Instructions

    Started by Rodgera, 1st April 2011 01:02 PM
    attendants, demonstrate, finished, flight, instructions, jumper, life, listened, luck, mask, mother, munruben, oxygen, plane, presentation, puddle, recently, required, returning, sydney, vest, video
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,141
    Rodgera
    1st April 2011, 01:02 PM Go to last post

  25. Punctuality

    Started by Rodgera, 26th March 2011 12:15 PM
    a.m, arrival, aware, bent, boss, bruised, clock, corridor, day, entire, eyes, flights, glasses, hour, killed, late, limped, munruben, munrubens, painfully, passed, punched, punctuality, roll, rolled, scratched, stairs, subway, time, tripped
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,414
    Sawdust Maker
    30th March 2011, 06:44 PM Go to last post

  26. I love you!

    Started by Woodwould, 25th March 2011 10:22 AM
    beer, husband, love, replied, sitting, talking, verandah, woman
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,467
    underfoot
    30th March 2011, 05:49 PM Go to last post

  27. Very PC

    Started by watson, 27th March 2011 05:55 PM
    african, bouncer, bulgarian, club, correct, direct, door, ethnic, finn, german, greek, israeli, italian, jap, joke, lithuanian, minority, night, norwegian, pole, politically, racial, romanian, russian, serb, singaporean, south, swede, swiss, thai
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,310
    Sawdust Maker
    28th March 2011, 02:11 PM Go to last post

  28. Terror Threats in 2011

    Started by bullfright, 23rd March 2011 05:52 AM
    2011, alert, barbie, bit, british, english, escalation, germans, holiday, increased, level, levels, military, nato, navy, operations”, raised, recent, remain, security, sides.”, spanish, terror, threat, threats, usual;, worried, “change, “elaborate, “ineffective
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,542
    damian
    28th March 2011, 01:03 PM Go to last post

  29. The Golfing Lady

    Started by Barry_White, 24th March 2011 09:08 PM
    calmly, cat, day, died, dinner, dish, egg, enjoying, exclaimed, feeding, food, golf, golfing, home, horrified, husband, kill, knowing, lady, leaf, lettuce, months, murdered, partners, stoically, time, told, wife, woman, women
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,723
    issatree
    25th March 2011, 04:15 PM Go to last post

  30. Laws of the Universe

    Started by Rodgera, 25th March 2011 12:32 PM
    appointment, boss, coffee, commercial, cup, directly, doctor, doctors, dramatically, feel, flat, hot, increases, jelly, landing, law, laws, machine, probability, prove, result, sandwich, sick, sit, stay, stop, time, tire, universe, water
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,111
    labr@
    25th March 2011, 01:04 PM Go to last post

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