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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,584
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Facebook merger

    Started by munruben, 23rd March 2011 08:04 AM
    biggest, companies, deals, facebook, merge, merged, merger, month, time, twitter, utube, utwitface
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,415
    fenderbelly
    25th March 2011, 06:57 AM Go to last post

  2. Try and work this one out!!!

    Started by Rodgera, 24th March 2011 08:14 AM
    illusion, illusions, mighty, optical, side-car, work
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,301
    Rodgera
    24th March 2011, 08:14 AM Go to last post

  3. Millionaire

    Started by Rodgera, 23rd March 2011 11:55 PM
    arms, begin, chair, essay, folded, furiously, leaned, matter, millionaire, paper, pencil, philip, replied, secretary, teacher, title, waiting, write
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,113
    Rodgera
    23rd March 2011, 11:55 PM Go to last post

  4. Beer . . . . .

    Started by Pat, 23rd March 2011 07:44 PM
    beer, home, love, replies, sitting, talking, verandah, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,194
    Avery
    23rd March 2011, 08:22 PM Go to last post

  5. Gotta like this one

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st March 2011 09:46 AM
    agreed, astonishment, aussie, aussies, board, bought, buy, clever, conductor, cram, departs, door, game, gotta, idea, knocks, learn, maori, maoris, mate, replied, return, shown, single, ticket, toilet, train, travel, trip, watch
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,265
    Grommett
    21st March 2011, 04:57 PM Go to last post

  6. Prison worries

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th March 2011 06:48 PM
    allan, chair, death, electric, electrician, opinion, paddy, prison, professional, refusing, sacked, service, short, trap, united, worries
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 1,608
    Rodgera
    21st March 2011, 08:38 AM Go to last post

  7. Understanding Politics

    Started by John Saxton, 19th March 2011 07:56 PM
    asleep, baby, bed, boy, brother, call, class, dad, door, father, finding, future, government, keyhole, locked, minister, morning, mother, nanny, nannys, parents, peeks, people, politics, prime, screwing, son, understanding, wake
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,217
    Rodgera
    21st March 2011, 08:36 AM Go to last post

  8. Lutefisk Recipe

    Started by joe greiner, 19th March 2011 08:30 PM
    bury, cheers, cod, compost, delectable, dig, eat, found, fresh, heap, joe, leave, lutefisk, months, recipe
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,124
    joe greiner
    19th March 2011, 08:30 PM Go to last post

  9. God loves a drunk too you know

    Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 12:43 AM
    300, answer, ashamed, bed, broke, calls, chance, cheers, dark, door, dressed, drunk, god, guys, helped, husband, loves, morning, people, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, returns, slams, swing, told, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,456
    Grommett
    16th March 2011, 08:59 PM Go to last post

  10. Irish Sausage

    Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 01:35 PM
    aisle, bratwurst, bunnings, clerk, customer, days, dog, german, guy, hot, hurry, irish, italian, jewish, kosher, lecture, mexican, offended, polish, racism, replied, sausage, scream, sensitivity, taco
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,366
    Grommett
    16th March 2011, 05:28 PM Go to last post

  11. Sniffin' glue

    Started by Rodgera, 15th March 2011 03:33 PM
    beam, glue, illusion, illusions, impossible, mighty, night, optical, sniffin, sniffinthe, wooden
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,262
    AlexHW
    16th March 2011, 02:36 PM Go to last post

  12. On a serious note

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th February 2011 09:50 AM
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    1 2 3
    action, allan, attracted, average, averaged, breakdown, claim, contributors, deduct, disappointed, drops, forumites, funny, jokes, jump, note, received, response, responses, reveals, serious, smile, submitted
    • Replies: 30
    • Views: 3,429
    Franklin
    16th March 2011, 12:05 PM Go to last post

  13. Taxi Driver

    Started by Rodgera, 5th March 2011 03:34 PM
    b.lind-man, bernie, brian, cab, cars, company, driver, extra, jobs, kick, lind-man, money, odd, reactions, read, retired, riders, sign, taxi, watching
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,332
    dmolh
    12th March 2011, 02:08 PM Go to last post

  14. A phone I understand.

    Started by RETIRED, 9th March 2011 06:00 PM
    163721, forumite, joke, mobile, operate, phone, seniors, understand
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 1,547
    Cliff Rogers
    10th March 2011, 09:29 PM Go to last post

  15. Toilet Seat

    Started by Rodgera, 9th March 2011 01:17 PM
    advantage, bought, clean, dishwasher, doubt, label, nice, option, recently, safe, seat, suggestion, toilet
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,258
    Sawdust Maker
    9th March 2011, 07:17 PM Go to last post

  16. Same age.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th March 2011 07:53 PM
    age, allan, answered, attended, beamed, bitch, cheek, class, classmate, closely, decrepit, dental, diploma, examined, fat, girl, grey, haired, looked, pride, proudly, school, senile, skin, teach, teeth, time, told, ugly, wrinkled
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,642
    AlexHW
    9th March 2011, 06:32 PM Go to last post

  17. This one will make you chuckle

    Started by Rodgera, 6th March 2011 08:13 AM
    chuckle, fake, illusion, illusions, lady, make, mighty, nude, optical
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,656
    Cliff Rogers
    6th March 2011, 10:50 PM Go to last post

  18. One for Sturdee

    Started by wheelinround, 27th February 2011 01:47 PM
    sturdee
    • Replies: 7
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    Rodgera
    6th March 2011, 11:20 AM Go to last post

  19. Never Assume Anything!

    Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:59 AM
    airport, assume, charter, cheers, close, cnn, doh, finally, fires, flight, fly, hillsides, instructor, low, moment, passes, photographer, pictures, pilot, plane, responded, shots, silent, stammered, strangely, taxied, telling, told, twin-engine, valley
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,157
    AlexHW
    4th March 2011, 09:00 PM Go to last post

  20. STC(Senior Texting Code).

    Started by wheelinround, 3rd March 2011 01:46 PM
    bowel, bring, cgu, children, code, dentures, friend, gha, gotta, hearing-aid, heartburn, hgbm, imho, laughing, lmdo, low, massage, movement, ommr, omsg, prunes, recliner, senior, stcsenior, talk, texting, walker, wheels, wtp, wwno
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,235
    AlexHW
    3rd March 2011, 11:14 PM Go to last post

  21. Dog that snores!

    Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:55 AM
    amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, dog, dogs, drunken, grabs, husband, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleep, sleeps, snores, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,232
    Grommett
    3rd March 2011, 10:49 PM Go to last post

  22. Woodies started it

    Started by wheelinround, 27th February 2011 01:52 PM
    started, woodies
    • Replies: 0
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    wheelinround
    27th February 2011, 01:52 PM Go to last post

  23. The Irish rich

    Started by Woodwould, 15th February 2011 02:20 PM
    “oim, “send, “what’s, bus, cut.”, dat?”, gonna, irish, lawn, loaded, lottery.”, mate, mick, paddy, rich, rolls, stop, truck, turf, waiting, win
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,217
    tea lady
    27th February 2011, 11:48 AM Go to last post

  24. Question Not rude...but there was four men in a brothel see...

    Started by FenceFurniture, 26th February 2011 03:51 PM
    alright, amusement, answer, answers, aunt, brothel, car, door.running, door.tiptoe, fella, fourth, gag, hard, leaving, light.bike, men, othersno, putting, reasoned, red, replies, resist, response, rudebut, sitting, solicit, spoil, time, told, underneath
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,722
    joe greiner
    26th February 2011, 11:39 PM Go to last post

  25. Ronnie Corbett

    Started by Ruddy, 12th February 2011 05:06 PM
    bbc, blackberry, corbett, funny, preview, ronnie, worth, youtube
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,218
    FenceFurniture
    26th February 2011, 08:03 PM Go to last post

  26. Angry Senator

    Started by Rodgera, 24th February 2011 04:24 PM
    accepted, acid, angry, begins, corrupt, cowards, day, demanded, explodes, half, hot, mid, pause, politicians, record, remainder, removed, senate, senator, senators, session, shout, statement, temper, tongue, withdraw
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,311
    bsrlee
    26th February 2011, 04:16 AM Go to last post

  27. VIP Impression

    Started by Rodgera, 23rd February 2011 02:47 PM
    appointed, blew, box, building, buttons, cardboard, division, employed, employees, fifty, fingers, firm, fuse, impression, lookout, machine, manufacturing, morning, poised, pressed, printing, quickly, scrambled, shut, start-up, tidy, unison, vip, wife, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,202
    Rodgera
    23rd February 2011, 02:47 PM Go to last post

  28. Did you see that

    Started by BEKKY, 21st February 2011 05:12 PM
    aggravated, bald, bear, black, blind, coolcd, couple, deer, eagle, flew, guy, guys, hill, hunting, minutes, overhead, step, walking
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,171
    AlexHW
    23rd February 2011, 02:44 PM Go to last post

  29. How not to build a house

    Started by joe greiner, 17th February 2011 10:05 PM
    build, house, wrong
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,698
    Manuka Jock
    23rd February 2011, 02:23 PM Go to last post

  30. Historic Recall

    Started by Rodgera, 19th February 2011 03:26 PM
    1st, 500, ago, america, class, columbus, concluded, crabtree, discovery, exclaimed, grade, happened, historic, memory, recall, story, student, telling, wow
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,264
    Allan at Wallan
    22nd February 2011, 09:35 PM Go to last post

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