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  1. 27th September 2021, 01:48 PM #1
    Carry Pine
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    Default A different ending

    Same joke, different ending. Apologies if I read it here. Getting old, can't remember.

    Wife is trying on new slacks and asks husband
    Does my bum look big in these?
    Husband is smart and replies,
    Im afraid whatever I say, you will be mad at me. I'd prefer not to answer that.
    She answers, We've been together for 35 years. You can say anything and I'll get over it.


    'All right, last week I slept with your sister '!
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    Wife: What are you doing.
    Husband: Nothing.
    W: Well get in here and help me.
    H: I haven't finished yet!

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  4. 3rd October 2021, 03:58 PM #3
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    'All right, last week I slept with your sister '!
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    His funeral is next Thursday. . . .

    In my youth, I broke up with a shrew by asking her sister to sleep with me.

    Actually she asked what do you have in mind? My response was that I would taker her home on my way to work in the morning.
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