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  1. 23rd August 2016, 06:54 PM #1
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    Of all the people in the whole of the human race, God chose Adam for a chance at eternal life.

    His desision made he shouted, as loud as he could 'Adam! Come forth and win eternal life without aging'
    Unfortunately Adam came fifth and won a toaster
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    They called him Adam cos e aint got um
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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