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    During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not
    an older person should be put in an old age home?"

    "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and
    a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because
    it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.
    Do you want a bed near the window?"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naÔve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    I have to admit that my first thought was a bucket but where to put the water. Then I was thinking why not just pull the stopper out of the drain.
    Rich

    When SWMBO said "I won't cook in metric."
    The metric system died in the US.

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