A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next
to him. He is gob-smacked by how attractive she is.

He decides that as she is so attractive, she must be an
off-duty flight attendant so he decides to try to pick her up
by identifying the airline she works for.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto,
"We love to fly and it shows."

The woman looks at him blankly.

He sits back and thinks up another line... He leans forward
and delivers the Air France motto, "The most beautiful
place in the world."

Again she just stares at him with a puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time he gives her the
Malaysian Airline motto, "Going beyond expectations."

The woman looks at him and says, "What the f*** do you
want?"

"Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face, "Qantas!"