Thread: Alan and Barry golfing

Alan is on the tee for the 18th hole. and stands over his ball and lines up the tee off shot with a 3 iron. He considers the shot for some time and approaches the ball. Standing still as could be he shapes up and finally addressed the ball, swinging his club slightly back and forth to line up the shot.
Barry, his partner for the day. became annoyed at the amount of time Alan was taking to take the shot. "What are you playing at" He yelled at Alan, "For petes sake, take the shot man, don't keep dallying around like that" Alan paused and looked at Barry. "My wife in in the clubhouse watching me" he said " I want this to be the perfect shot"
"Oh for crying out loud" shouted Barry, "just take the shot, you're never going to hit her from here"