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  1. 21st September 2007, 12:57 PM #1
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    Default Allan eats out

    Allan called his wife to tell her that he would like to eat out tonight and when he get home there was a sandwich on the front porch.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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  3. 21st September 2007, 01:43 PM #2
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    You should be on stage John.... (setup line)
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    Yeah the next one outta here....


    thanks for the set up cliff
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    John it is obvious that some of the contributors to this site have no sense of humour.

    The way that Allan and yourself are continuously ridiculed and tormented on the style & quality of your "JOKES" is just not acceptable.

    I for one can tell talent when i see it and wish you to know that i would not stoop to hit a man when he is down and in obvious pain and suffering.


    Keep up the good work
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calm View Post
    ..... i would not stoop to hit a man when he is down and in obvious pain and suffering. ....
    Huh? Did I miss something?
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    Oh John, you have done it this time

    See on page 6 - last entry on 8th August.

    I originally posted this joke and guess what
    ... you responded to it.

    David: No, I am not kicking John while he is
    down. I am sure he will see the humour in it
    as I would if the boot was on the other foot.

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    Not sure now who's the bigger jokster
    Have a good one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Huh? Did I miss something?
    Cliff someone with a sense of humour like this would have to be unwell.
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    Ar, right, that kind of sick...
    For a while I thought I was going to get in trouble for kicking a dead horse while he was down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Oh John, you have done it this time

    See on page 6 - last entry on 8th August.

    I originally posted this joke and guess what
    ... you responded to it..
    Hey Allan if my memory was that good I would remember some better jokes.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    You should be on stage John.... (setup line)
    I work cheap if anyone's interested.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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    I'm having a 50th Birthday Party on New Years eve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    I'm having a 50th Birthday Party on New Years eve.
    See what sort of a deal you can work out for bulk air tickets
    You might have a party invasion from down south
    Have a good one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    I'm having a 50th Birthday Party on New Years eve.
    Hi Cliff,

    Hey, you were lucky!

    One day later and you would have missed out
    on a birthday for this year.

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    My Birthday is actually on the 2nd of January but, you try & get anybody other than park people interested in a party on the 2nd of Jan.
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