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24th February 2011, 04:24 PM #1
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Angry Senator
A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue,
explodes one day in mid session and begins to shout, "Half of this
Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"
All the other Senators demanded the angry member withdraw his
statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session.
After a long pause, the angry member accepted.
"Ok" he said, "I withdraw what I said. Now I will go on the record
and state that half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and
corrupt politicians!"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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24th February 2011, 06:49 PM #2
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24th February 2011, 07:24 PM #3
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"The honourable member is an annelid"
a call for the dictionary ...regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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24th February 2011, 08:48 PM #4
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My brother went up to an uncle of mine who s a little rough around the edges. He said to my uncle "I stuck up for you the other day. A man said that you weren't worth p...ing on, but I said no, you're wrong... He is worth p...ing on".
It was a fairly funny scene to behold
Cheers,
Dave
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26th February 2011, 04:16 AM #5
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Septic political muck racking (true): "My opponent is a homo sapiens & frequent masticator".
The victim of the attack lost the election as most of the voting public drew the wrong conclusion due to ignorance - which is just what the perpertrator desired.
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