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2nd May 2008, 11:08 AM #1
Tool kidnapper
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With apologies to any blokes with hurt feelings
One day hubby decided to wash his shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Sydney.'
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'Incoming
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2nd May 2008, 11:14 AM #2
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(Where's the Mutley laugh smiley. You know. The one where you laugh with no sound coming out and can't breath.)
anne-maria.
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2nd May 2008, 11:21 AM #3
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My friend's mother used to laugh like that. She was a friend of Rolf Harris' mum.
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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2nd May 2008, 12:15 PM #4
Stubby Owner and proud of it. Now coming back to Earth.:D
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I dont thnk one of them was funny
not even a little bit
no definetly not.
I will leave it to Allan to answer this. GO ALLAN LICENSE TO KILL
regards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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2nd May 2008, 06:00 PM #5
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C'mon Dave,
They weren't that bad, and after all
is said and done, I had not heard the
one about whistling on the toilet before.
You have to give marks for trying
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
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2nd May 2008, 06:19 PM #6
Stubby Owner and proud of it. Now coming back to Earth.:D
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How silly of me Allan you are right of course, and you used the one word that best describes them too.
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
C'mon Dave,
They weren't that bad, and after all
is said and done, I had not heard the
one about whistling on the toilet before.
You have to give marks for trying
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
regards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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2nd May 2008, 11:00 PM #7
Tool kidnapper
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Never mind poppet - you go and have a nice nap. Diddums will feel much better.
Incoming
Never eat prunes when you're hungry
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3rd May 2008, 10:50 AM #8
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We still have a few more blond jokes to pay back for yet.
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
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Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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3rd May 2008, 11:13 AM #9
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Where'd I put that bottle of peroxide,
Oh well white king'll hafta do
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3rd May 2008, 11:24 AM #10
Tool kidnapper
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Something got pointed out to me, something I should have realised for myself, and that is that blokes don't come to these forums to have their sillier moments highlighted for them.
My sincere apologies to anyone who has been offended by this joke or any other I may have posted.Incoming
Never eat prunes when you're hungry
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3rd May 2008, 12:03 PM #11
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Yeah like you really mean it Originally Posted by Incoming!
regards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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3rd May 2008, 12:48 PM #12
Heavy Machinery
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Ahhh women, God only invented women because dogs can't get beer out of the refrigerator!!
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