I was preparing my will recently and within
it I included two final requests.

1. I wished to be cremated, and
2. My ashes were to be scattered at our K-Mart store.

When asked why K-Mart I replied,

"Because that way I can be sure my two daughters
will visit me twice each week".

Allan

Addendum: They can save a few ashes for Bunnings
to cater for my son's visits.