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15th September 2020, 11:58 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Art collector
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to
speak to his client.
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's
hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that
she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will
bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ... and I think she could be
right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a
brilliant business woman , isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know
I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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