Thread: aUSSIE GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.

The first guy married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do
the dishes and house cleaning. Nothing much happened on the first
day but by the third day he came home to find the dishes done
and the house cleaned satisfactorily.

The second chap married a Thai girl. She was given orders to do the
cleaning, wash the dishes and perform the cooking. After the first
day very little occurred but by day three everything was being done.

The third bloke married an Aussie girl. He ordered her to keep the
house clean, was dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry, chop the wood,
provide hot meals three times a day and carry out his wishes as
demanded.

After the first day he saw nothing, after the second day there was
a little improvement but by the third day the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little out of his left eye. His broken arm had
healed enough that he could ring his doctor for advice.

Allan