Thread: An Australian Love Poem

Of course i love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when i say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when i'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, i don't care
So long as when i cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But i know ya did ya best
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as I
Was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer!

NB!..
I am in no way the author of this FINE piece of work, if I have offended anyone (female) I am sorry. If I have failed to ofend anyone (female) I will try harder next time

Kev.