Thread: More bad jokes

Originally Posted by MICKYG

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”
“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’
“Twenty-six!” he said.

Hey that's not bad MickyG. I haven't heard that one
before but there is no doubt we will hear it again soon.


Allan

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