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  1. 12th November 2007, 10:33 AM #1
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    Default Barry and Alan go camping

    Barry and Alan go on a camping trip, set up their camp site and fall asleep. Some hours later, Alan wakes his faithful friend.
    'Barry, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'
    Barry replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
    'What does that tell you?' asks Alan
    Barry ponders for a minute.' Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorlogically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
    Alan is silent for a moment, then speaks.' Barry, you idiot, someone has stolen out tent
    Reality is no background music.
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    So Allan & Barry are no longer happy campers

    good one John
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    So Allan & Barry are no longer happy campers

    good one John
    Good one John - haven't heard that before.

    Ray, both John and I are happy campers
    ... we must be because our jokes are intense (in tents).

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    Sorry to be a party pooper but this was around years ago with Sherlock Holmes and his partner being the idiots
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonto View Post
    Sorry to be a party pooper but this was around years ago with Sherlock Holmes and his partner being the idiots
    Yes, John would have known that but we must also
    cater for some of our younger Forum members.

    How else can we guarantee that these jokes can be
    regurgitiated for future generations to enjoy.

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