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  1. #1
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    Default FBI Final Entrance Test

    For the Final Entrance Test, the FBI agents took one of the male applicants to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

    "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.

    Kill Her!!!"

    The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"

    The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

    The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home".

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

    After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.

    "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."


    MORAL: Women are evil.
    Don't mess with them.
    Have a nice day - Cheers

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    Man.... don't let WG see this our you're dead.
    Cliff.
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    Where's the gun? Where's the Chair? Dammit, no husband! Any volunteers?? Cliff?

    Cheers

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    Nice one W B
    100% of all non-smokers die

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    Cool

    Quote Originally Posted by WoodGirl View Post
    Where's the gun? Where's the Chair? Dammit, no husband! Any volunteers?? Cliff?

    Cheers
    WG, do you want Cliff to be the volunteer or the husband?. I think he is already married

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJP View Post
    WG, do you want Cliff to be the volunteer or the husband?. I think he is already married
    Just the target ... don't want to upset Gina

    Cheers

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    I'm a fairly good sized target, you'd have trouble missing me but I suspect that you'd need a better weapon than a chair.
    Cliff.
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    Maybe a stool then
    100% of all non-smokers die

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