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  1. 9th October 2009, 04:48 PM #1
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    This is a very old one, but good, (like me) and I haven;t seen it here before:

    A bikie on a big powerful bike was carrying his blonde girlfriend on the back, when he remembered that he wanted to get something at the shop, so he stopped, put the bike up on the stand and said to her. "I won't be a minute, so I won't bother to switch off" and he disappeared into the shop.
    The bike kept on going 'Tum Tum Tum' as she waited.
    Inside, he met a mate and started talking, forgetting the blonde outside with the bike going 'Tum Tum Tum'
    After a while, an old yokel came along with a straw in his mouth and a rake over his shoulder.
    She called him over. "Excuse me" she said, "Do you know how to stop this thing?"
    He scratched his head. "No, Missus, I don't know nothing 'bout them there things."
    She stared at him, "Well Kiss me!" she said.
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  3. 10th October 2009, 06:30 AM #2
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    very subtle . It took me a minute to get it.
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    "Please explain??"

    I thought maybe the kiss would get the boyfriend's attention, and he would come out (quickly), but if he could see the kiss, he could see the girl on the bike, so that didn't seem likely.

    So is it something to do with vibration, and it's effects, and she wants some extra help?

    If the ongoing "Tum Tum" is a problem, why didn't she just get off (the bike)?

    I'm missing something here....
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    OK, it's an official ?

    I thought about boyfriends attention and the vibration effects, but I agree with arose - both don't seem likely.

    OK, I admit it. I just dont geddit.

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    Methinks she is looking for more than a kiss, however tender eyes could be watching therefore a kiss will have to suffice. Have a look at the real estate photos to gain a clue to what she is after.
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    Ahh ok. Looks like I was trying to look too deep for the answer...
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    I assumed it was something about the bike normally turning off when she kisses the boyfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by petersemple View Post
    I assumed it was something about the bike normally turning off when she kisses the boyfriend.

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