A young woman, two months pregnant, was
visiting her obstetrician and asking many
questions. One question was, "How will I know
when it is time for my husband to take me to
the hospital?"

The obstetrician opened his desk and took out
a small rubber stamp. He gently pressed it onto
her navel.

When she got home she got the magnifying glass
and read the stamping. It showed, "When your
husband can read this without his glasses, head
for the hospital".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.