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  1. 7th January 2008, 07:28 PM #1
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    Default Blind skydiving.

    Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?













    A. Because it scares the hell out of their dog.
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    How do they know when they are about to land?



    The lead goes limp.
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    Have the dog on a long lead, and when it goes slack-brace yourself!
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    The smart ones take a lap dog and land on it.
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