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  1. 21st February 2008, 10:14 PM #1
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    MONDAY It's fun to cook. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

    TUESDAY Wifie wanted salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Sweetpea brought a friend home for dinner.

    WEDNESDAY A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice, It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

    THURSDAY Today Lubykins asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients: lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. My little darling asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

    FRIDAY I found an easy recipe for biscuits. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I came back, everything was the same as when I left.

    SATURDAY Sweetims did the shopping today and brought home some chicken. She asked me to dress it for Sunday. I didn't have any clothes to fit it, and for some reason, Dearykins keeps counting to ten.

    SUNDAY Sweetie's family came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was mince. Suddenly, I had a flash of genius...I put the mince in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out mince, much to my disappointment.

    Good night dear diary. This has been an exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe for Astrid. If I can talk her into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise her with a chocolate moose.
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  3. 21st February 2008, 11:03 PM #2
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    C'mon Tea Lady.

    Barry Hicks put this joke on here on 20th Feb and
    you have copied it on the 21st.

    Barry wont be happy - as he thinks we all read
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    Sorry Tea Lady No Prize for second.
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  5. 22nd February 2008, 09:38 AM #4
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    Where do you think I got the joke? I'm just correcting a few typos in his version.
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  6. 22nd February 2008, 10:25 AM #5
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    TL, that is hurtful and sexist. I am reporting you the the Male Sex Discrimination Commissioner and you're going to get into trouble!
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    Bazza,

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    I am reporting you the the Male Sex Discrimination Commissioner
    And what do you think the Commissioner is going to say when 'she' receives your complaint. Have a good laugh i'd suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    TL, that is hurtful and sexist. I am reporting you the the Male Sex Discrimination Commissioner and you're going to get into trouble!

    What! Just cause I pointed out your typos?
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    Poetic license?
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    I never let the truth get in the way of a good laugh! (Even a half good one sometimes.)
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