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  1. 16th January 2009, 08:46 PM #1
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    Default blonde again

    A blonde gets a job as a teacher.

    She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

    'You ok?' she says.

    'Yes.' he says.

    'You can go and play with the other kids you know.'she says.

    'It's best I stay here.'he says. '

    'Why?' says the blonde.

    The boy says: 'Because, I'm the bloody goalie'
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  3. 16th January 2009, 09:37 PM #2
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    well, someone is confident in their defence
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  4. 16th January 2009, 10:48 PM #3
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    Stupid game, Soccer!!
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  5. 17th January 2009, 11:47 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lignin View Post
    Stupid game, Soccer!!
    sure is!!!
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  6. 17th January 2009, 12:16 PM #5
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    But Sterlo, isn't Hockey just Soccer played with a smaller, harder ball, and lumps of wood???
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    noo that's tennis
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  8. 17th January 2009, 04:45 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lignin View Post
    But Sterlo, isn't Hockey just Soccer played with a smaller, harder ball, and lumps of wood???
    NO!
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  9. 17th January 2009, 10:08 PM #8
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    Hockey is for those who do not have the stamina to survive a robust game of football
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    Hockey is for those who do not have the stamina to survive a robust game of football
    you cant be serious

    i would love to see if the aussie soccer team could beat the kookaburras in the beep test, agility etc... i severely doubt they would.
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    probably not, but soccer is ultimately more graceful
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    PARTIcularly when one of the bump his diddums on the wooken grassy wassy
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  13. 21st January 2009, 07:32 PM #12
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    Only when thet take a dive to "milk" a penalty.
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    At least in hockey they can play for eighty minutes and the ball hits the back of the net a few times
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    ok guys your right. they're a bunch of pansies who can't even put a few points on the board... he he
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    knew you would give in

    lol
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