A man had his dog stretched out on the floor of his car and he
wanted to go into a nearby shop. However the left the windows
down a little so the dog could breathe some fresh air.

He walked backwards from his vehicle with his hands outstretched
saying, "Stay, stay, now stay". He advanced another couple of
steps and repeated, "Stay, stay, now stay".

A blonde walking past noticed his actions and said,
"Why don't you just put the handbrake on mate?".

Allan