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7th September 2018, 07:52 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Blonde on Time
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were?
The blonde responded by saying that one was named “Rolex” and one was named “Timex”.Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”
“Helllooooo...! ,” answered the blonde. “They're watchdogs.”To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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7th September 2018, 08:28 PM #2
makes more sense than tick and tock
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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7th September 2018, 09:35 PM #3
Alarming...I hope she doesn't start a movement.
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7th September 2018, 10:50 PM #4
Looks like we have clocked into another long punney thread,
Hugh
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7th September 2018, 11:09 PM #5New Member
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Let's not stroke anyone's imagination
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7th September 2018, 11:34 PM #6GOLD MEMBER
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Didn't take much time for the puns to start ticking on!!!
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8th September 2018, 08:03 AM #7GOLD MEMBER
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Perhaps we should clock on with time sheets
Tom
"It's good enough" is low aim
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8th September 2018, 10:12 AM #8
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8th September 2018, 11:20 AM #9Try not to be late, but never be early.
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8th September 2018, 11:58 AM #10
They only take a couple of minutes to fill out
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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8th September 2018, 07:44 PM #11GOLD MEMBER
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TIME PLEASE gentlepeople.....
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9th September 2018, 06:22 PM #12GOLD MEMBER
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They probably have nothing else to do. They are all grandfathers!
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9th September 2018, 07:42 PM #13SENIOR MEMBER
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Hang on a tick; I can't face anymore.
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9th September 2018, 10:29 PM #14GOLD MEMBER
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I'll second that.
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10th September 2018, 07:54 AM #15GOLD MEMBER
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I'm recording the minutes for our next meeting
Tom
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