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7th September 2018, 07:52 PM #1
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Blonde on Time
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were?
The blonde responded by saying that one was named “Rolex” and one was named “Timex”.Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”
“Helllooooo...! ,” answered the blonde. “They're watchdogs.”To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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7th September 2018, 08:28 PM #2
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makes more sense than tick and tock
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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7th September 2018, 09:35 PM #3
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Alarming...I hope she doesn't start a movement.
I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
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Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?
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7th September 2018, 10:50 PM #4
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Looks like we have clocked into another long punney thread,
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7th September 2018, 11:09 PM #5
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Let's not stroke anyone's imagination
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7th September 2018, 11:34 PM #6
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Didn't take much time for the puns to start ticking on!!!
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8th September 2018, 08:03 AM #7
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Perhaps we should clock on with time sheets
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"It's good enough" is low aim
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8th September 2018, 10:12 AM #8
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8th September 2018, 11:20 AM #9
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You punsters give me the sheets all the time.
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8th September 2018, 11:58 AM #10
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They only take a couple of minutes to fill out
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8th September 2018, 07:44 PM #11
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TIME PLEASE gentlepeople.....
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9th September 2018, 06:22 PM #12
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They probably have nothing else to do. They are all grandfathers!
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9th September 2018, 07:42 PM #13
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Hang on a tick; I can't face anymore.
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9th September 2018, 10:29 PM #14
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I'll second that.
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10th September 2018, 07:54 AM #15
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I'm recording the minutes for our next meeting
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