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    A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were?
    The blonde responded by saying that one was named “Rolex” and one was named “Timex”.
    Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

    “Helllooooo...! ,” answered the blonde. “They're watchdogs.”
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    makes more sense than tick and tock
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    Alarming...I hope she doesn't start a movement.
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    Looks like we have clocked into another long punney thread,
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    Let's not stroke anyone's imagination

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    Didn't take much time for the puns to start ticking on!!!
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    Perhaps we should clock on with time sheets
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    Surely you're winding us up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chesand View Post
    Perhaps we should clock on with time sheets
    You punsters give me the sheets all the time.

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    They only take a couple of minutes to fill out
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    TIME PLEASE gentlepeople.....

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    They probably have nothing else to do. They are all grandfathers!

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    Hang on a tick; I can't face anymore.

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    I'll second that.

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    I'm recording the minutes for our next meeting
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