Something to do when bored

**MathewA** · 3rd May 2005, 06:44 AM

A friend was throwing out her purse so I had the bright idea of taking it and filling it with liquid cow poop and leaving it as bait for some unsuspecting thief. So my wife, I and two friends went to a popular spot and planted the purse and waited for someone to steel it. Sure enough it didn't take long for two guys to walk by and pay ver close attention to the bait. A minute later they returned and one of the dummies casually took off his coat and sat down by the purse and casually laid his coat over it. Oh he was sooo smooth, he must of thought he was the king of slick. Anyways he gets up and has the purse under the coat, they walk a short distance to a bench that is in a dark bush area. With the steaming pile of cow poop, the purse weighed quite a lot so this idiot must have thoughe he'd hit pay dirt. So we hold back a ways, not wanting them to know we're onto them... After a minute or so we see the friend run from the bushed bent over holding his side in laughter. I guess slick couldn't see into the purse when he openned it and just jambed his hand in there to pull out the prize... They took off real quick at that point cause they could see and here us laughing our arses off about 100 feet away.

**Zed** · 3rd May 2005, 09:02 AM

love your work.

**Groggy** · 3rd May 2005, 09:03 AM

My Mother in Law (MIL) has a very similar story. She is in her 70's and at the time was living in Williamstown Melbourne.

Every morning she would walk around the yard putting the dog poop into a Coles bag. This particular morning she just returned from 8 days away in Adelaide (the neighbour fed the dog but didn't do the poop).

Anyway, she filled a bag and had to go around the back to get another, so she hung the filled bag on a picket on the front fence. She returned to find the full bag gone, and a "young ruffian" sprinting off down the street, stuffing his hand in the bag as he went. He stopped, threw the bag to the ground, cursed and stomped off, shaking his arm violently to flick the poop off.

MIL said the thief was very unlucky, as "the poor dog had obviously been ill while I was away".

**Iain** · 3rd May 2005, 09:24 AM

Recall a couple of years ago an incident in Sydney where a thief opened a passenger side door at a red traffic light, took the large bag on the front seat and took off, much to the alarm of the driver.
The police issued an alert on the radio to the thief not to open the bag as it belonged to a council snake catcher and this was his latest angry victim in the bag awaiting release in the bush.
Never heard the outcome but would loved to have been there when he opened the bag or stuck his arm in.

**journeyman Mick** · 3rd May 2005, 10:33 AM

There is some justice after all!

Mick

**macca2** · 3rd May 2005, 11:55 AM

Years ago my dad saw a hesian bag fall from the back of a truck as it went around a corner. The bag landed on the roadway and continued to move and jump about. Dad thought he had a chook for dinner so grabbed the bag and headed for home. Opened the bag and was confronted by one angry moggy.
You can't win 'em all

macca

**echnidna** · 3rd May 2005, 08:04 PM

I wonder how much cheap purses cost in the reject shop.

**Sturdee** · 3rd May 2005, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by echnidna

I wonder how much cheap purses cost in the reject shop.

You can get cheap purses or bags at any op shop.

Peter.

**echnidna** · 3rd May 2005, 08:33 PM

Could be interesting to hand one in at the cop shop.

**echnidna** · 3rd May 2005, 08:34 PM

anyone live near Cobram? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

**ozwinner** · 3rd May 2005, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by echnidna

anyone live near Cobram? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I tyed to give ya greenie Bob, but the machine said NO
LMAO

Al

**echnidna** · 3rd May 2005, 08:47 PM

Wish I was goin to the brissy ww show.

**Driver** · 3rd May 2005, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by macca2

Years ago my dad saw a hesian bag fall from the back of a truck as it went around a corner. The bag landed on the roadway and continued to move and jump about. Dad thought he had a chook for dinner so grabbed the bag and headed for home. Opened the bag and was confronted by one angry moggy.
You can't win 'em all

macca

What did it taste like?

**macca2** · 3rd May 2005, 09:52 PM

Welly welly fine shicken. Feathers welly hard to pluck. Big parsons nose but.

**RETIRED** · 3rd May 2005, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by echnidna

Wish I was goin to the brissy ww show.

Via Cobram???

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