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1st January 2008, 12:42 PM #1
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Two Bored Old Ladies
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said, "Cripes, life is boring. We never have any fun these days. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes, and completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, following with loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "Are you OK??!"
"I'm great! I just won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement."
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1st January 2008, 04:31 PM #2
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Equally funny with two bored old blokes.
(Sorry I appear to have gone all feminist all of a sudden.)anne-maria.
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1st January 2008, 04:33 PM #3
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You mean your not usually a female TeaLady
Originally Posted by tea lady
Equally funny with two bored old blokes.
(Sorry I appear to have gone all feminist all of a sudden.)
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1st January 2008, 04:34 PM #4
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What were they bored to?
351, 360, 477 ?
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1st January 2008, 05:03 PM #5
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1st January 2008, 05:48 PM #6
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sounds like wheelin 'n' brickie are the 2 bored old blokes
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1st January 2008, 05:59 PM #7
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Thats because this thread is funny Bob......
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1st January 2008, 06:02 PM #8
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2nd January 2008, 11:09 PM #9
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So who bored the blokes?
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3rd January 2008, 08:23 AM #10
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The Tea Lady Originally Posted by tea lady
So who bored the blokes?
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