Thanks: 0
Likes: 0
Needs Pictures: 0
Picture(s) thanks: 0
Results 1 to 1 of 1
Thread: Brain exchange
-
13th February 2009, 06:35 PM #1
Brain exchange
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room,
where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,"
he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time
is a brain transplant.
"It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the
only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will
have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much
does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and
$200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to
smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some
actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the
question everyone wanted to ask,
"Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained
to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure.
We have to mark down the price of the female brains,
because they've actually been used."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
-
13th February 2009 06:35 PM # ADSGoogle Adsense Advertisement
- Join Date
- Always
- Location
- Advertising world
- Age
- 2010
- Posts
- Many
Similar Threads
-
Pen Exchange or Pen Swap
By Penpal in forum SWAP, BARTER, SUPPORT A WORTHY CAUSEReplies: 3Last Post: 21st November 2008, 10:08 PM -
WW Magazine Exchange
By Shedhand in forum WOODWORK - GENERALReplies: 8Last Post: 18th January 2008, 12:45 PM -
Pen exchange question
By billbeee in forum SWAP, BARTER, SUPPORT A WORTHY CAUSEReplies: 6Last Post: 28th June 2007, 10:25 PM -
Boxmakers exchange - WIP
By AlexS in forum BOX MAKINGReplies: 30Last Post: 2nd November 2006, 01:37 PM