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    In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room.


    Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.


    'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.


    'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.


    It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.


    Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.'


    The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?'


    The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.'


    The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.


    A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,


    'Why is the male brain so much more?'


    The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.'
    More likely because they have been worn out from overthinking things.

    Now who's going to tell me I'm going to hell for saying that?
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    More likely because they have been worn out from overthinking things.
    Or not thinking at all!!!! My second wife rang me once at work, she couldn't get her car started, so I drop everything and make sure I've the jumper leads, head off to where she worked, found her and the car.
    Put the car into PARK and started the car!!!!! She'd left it in drive and applied the handbrake, and went in to work.
    Actually women make the best archeologists, they're good at digging up the past!!!!
    Kryn
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