Thread: breakfst with a difference

A guest in a posh hotel comes down for breakfast and called over the head waiter.

"I'd like one under cooked egg so that it's running, and one over cooked egg that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread and a cold coffee." the guest said.

"That's a complicated order sir", said the head waiter. "It might be quite difficult." The guest replied sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday!"