Thread: Breaktrough in Science

So...you HAVE spent some time in Australia then I take it?

Regards

Neil

Hey! I work for that government.

Originally Posted by rod1949

Hey! I work for that government.

So are you a neutron, assistant neutron, deputy neutron, assistant deputy neutron, moron or a peon.

Originally Posted by Barry_White

So are you a neutron, assistant neutron, deputy neutron, assistant deputy neutron, moron or a peon.

Didn't you know Barry, as soon as you are able to recognise your position in the hierachy, you get outsourced

Richard

Outsauced is when they just squirt the sauce on top of the pie. Insauced is when the sauce bottle has a nozzle and they squirt it right inside the pie.

It would be funny if it wasn't so true.

would we make this up

This is the version floating around our institution:

"The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists at a British government research laboratory. The element, tentatively named Administratium [Ad], has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistent neutrons, 75 vice-neutrons and 111 assistent vice-neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that involves continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.

Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally occur in less than one second. Administratium has a normal half life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay but instead undergoes reorganisation in which neutrons, assistent neutrons, vice-neutrons, and assistent vice-neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganisation.

Research at other laboratories indicates that Adminstratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations and universities, and can even be found in the newest, best appointed and maintained buildings.

Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reactions where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.

BobL is correct. Governmentium is a subspecies of Administratium. Administratium has been discovered in many, many institutions, including for-profit and not-for-profit corporations, clubs, and most major religions.

Joe

Originally Posted by BobL

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Administratium has a normal half life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay but instead undergoes reorganisation in which neutrons, assistent neutrons, vice-neutrons, and assistent vice-neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganisation.
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Bob

The phenomina you describe is an example of the Mintzberg uncertainty principal.

Some researchers postulate that the atomic composition of Administratium is unknowable — the element mutates into a different form after every examination



ian

" Some researchers postulate that the atomic composition of Administratium is unknowable — the element mutates into a different form after every examination

ian"
AND after every election